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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Floodixor posted:

I would also like to add this, if possible, for consideration and reflection:

creb

:hmmyes:

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Floodixor posted:

I would also like to add this, if possible, for consideration and reflection:

creb

Please, goon sir, find my reply below:

Cerb

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Slaan posted:

Please, goon sir, find my reply below:

Cerb

Counterpoint:
Craob
Also:
Creob

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Carb?

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Scarab
Carab
Crab

Scarab = crab? Coincidence?

naem
May 29, 2011

Cranmb(s)

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Some of them, especially in the south, forbid certain kinds from being kept as pets due to potential as invasive if released. It really cuts into the cool types available up north. So don’t trust them bastards fully!

I'm sorry are you saying here that in some places crabs are ILLEGAL

How are they invasive, they move at around 1 mph and do not spawn hundreds of other crabs wherever they go this is an outrage

We need to get a change.org petition going

Floodixor fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jan 23, 2020

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Slaan posted:

Please, goon sir, find my reply below:

Cerb

Hm. Hm, yes.

All of the contributions are welcome, it is a phonetical celebration of one of nature's finest creatures

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Me standing proudly by my pet mom crab and selling the crab babies as purebred and with outstanding genetics, perfect claws, etc

taking out an ad in my local paper saying I have one batch o'crabs for sale

sorry, me having a CAST of crebs, as is the scientific term

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Absolutely, it's one of my favorite linguistic mutations of "crab", it's second place right behind the immortal "creb"

Hey does anyone have a picture real quick of a Crab I can look at, I'm at work so I don't have time to find one!!!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Floodixor posted:

Hey does anyone have a picture real quick of a Crab I can look at, I'm at work so I don't have time to find one!!!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Here it is, finally



The Big One

"between 233 and 259 centimetres (7.64 and 8.50 ft) in length. With the chelicerae extended, another metre would be added to this length. This estimate exceeds the maximum body size of all other known giant arthropods by almost half a metre even if the extended chelicerae are not included."

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


Always bet on pile

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Floodixor posted:

I'm sorry are you saying here that in some places crabs are ILLEGAL

How are they invasive, they move at around 1 mph and do not spawn hundreds of other crabs wherever they go this is an outrage

We need to get a change.org petition going

Baby’s get sucked up as ballast water on big ships and get dumped in bays causing problems.

Green crabs and mitten crabs are the worst offenders.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Woah that's the boy's fist raised in victory, not the girl's this is loving up my brain


Honky Dong Country posted:

Always bet on pile

Unreal horseshoes highly illegal psi moves are stronger tho

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Floodixor posted:

Me standing proudly by my pet mom crab and selling the crab babies as purebred and with outstanding genetics, perfect claws, etc

taking out an ad in my local paper saying I have one batch o'crabs for sale

sorry, me having a CAST of crebs, as is the scientific term

Don’t forget coconut crabs come together to form a nightmare.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Unreal horseshoes highly illegal psi moves are stronger tho

They’re the blue bloods of the crab world.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

LingcodKilla posted:

Baby’s get sucked up as ballast water on big ships and get dumped in bays causing problems.

Green crabs and mitten crabs are the worst offenders.

this practice of transporting and flushing ballast water worldwide has caused so god drat many problems, poo poo, are they still doing this? Can't they like install a filter or maybe not use water as ballast or some poo poo like that?

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Well first off thank u for all the crab pictures

I have learned much about crabs in this last page, some of the information distressing, but that's life isn't it, just gotta take the good with the bad

creblife

this thread, besides being the unquestionably best thread on the forums, can also offer important life lessons to those who choose to embrace the thread, shake hands with the claw, embrace the oceanic secrets that only a creb can offer u

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I have won the victory over myself. I love The Pile.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Leperflesh posted:

this practice of transporting and flushing ballast water worldwide has caused so god drat many problems, poo poo, are they still doing this? Can't they like install a filter or maybe not use water as ballast or some poo poo like that?

What are some sort of narc?

No?

Well there’s rules against it but rules are for suckers.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Hairy Helmet Crab

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

get this poo poo the gently caress OUT OF HERE

you know the rules!!!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Floodixor posted:

get this poo poo the gently caress OUT OF HERE

you know the rules!!!


Now he's a crab :shobon:

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Captain Hygiene posted:


Now he's a crab :shobon:

I am NOT buying it, that's a freakin lobster tail if I've ever seen one!!!

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
man maybe I'm too defensive of this precious thread but I want to protect it, to shield it from the harmful entities of the world, be a shell to them if you will

still, i feel like this thread title is quite specific and clear

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Floodixor posted:

man maybe I'm too defensive of this precious thread but I want to protect it, to shield it from the harmful entities of the world, be a shell to them if you will

still, i feel like this thread title is quite specific and clear

Always gonna be those habitual line-steppers

naem
May 29, 2011

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Good morning creb thread, today I would like to share some crab haiku with you all

Brave crab in the sea,
Scuttle to your goal, so kind
Also delicious

Creb you have a shell
Which is more than I have, with
This housing crisis

Creb you also feel
crushing weight, as we do with
Capitalism

Maybe all would be
Improved under a reign of
... Crabitalism???

thank u thank u

I hope you all have a great day, stay safe crebthread

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Man, maybe you should’ve spread those out, that was a lot of deep stuff to drop all at once.

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
thank u for the feedback, I will adjust accordingly for my further crab-themed works for sure

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


We would do no better under crabtalism because it’s a crabs in a bucket mentality.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Floodixor posted:

get this poo poo the gently caress OUT OF HERE

you know the rules!!!

:crab: Has snippers and lives in the sea = honorary creb :crab:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Floodixor posted:

Good morning creb thread, today I would like to share some crab haiku with you all

Brave crab in the sea,
Scuttle to your goal, so kind
Also delicious

Creb you have a shell
Which is more than I have, with
This housing crisis

Creb you also feel
crushing weight, as we do with
Capitalism

Maybe all would be
Improved under a reign of
... Crabitalism???

thank u thank u

I hope you all have a great day, stay safe crebthread


https://cakeknuckles.itch.io/crabitalism

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:swoon:
Heck of a username, too.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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I want to know what "crab raccoon" really is

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mak0rz posted:

I want to know what "crab raccoon" really is


Some kind of small crab pastry

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mak0rz posted:

I want to know what "crab raccoon" really is

Crab Rangoon. Pastry stuffed with cheese and crab meat.

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