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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Burt Sexual posted:

Second confirmed case in Chicago

Hey now that's getting close to me. :tinfoil:

Fumble posted:

The title is probably the normal liveleak racism, but the video sound is poo poo your pants scary.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kQYgT_1579854913

quote:

This incident with over 180 million views shows a doctor forced to perform CPR on a dead patient whose family members refused to accept his death and beat medics so they would keep trying to save him.

The incident took place at Hejiang County People’s Hospital, in the city of Luzhou in China’s south-western Sichuan Province, after a 53-year-old male patient named as Mr Cai was admitted following cardiac arrest on 16th January.

According to Hejiang police, the doctors and nurses attempted to resuscitate Mr Cai from 7:49pm local time until he was finally pronounced dead at 9:14pm.

I think the description is plenty for me. I don't need to watch that. Also, that could be about any case. It's not really relevant to this specific virus.

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Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I think the description is plenty for me. I don't need to watch that. Also, that could be about any case. It's not really relevant to this specific virus.
I think the concern is the coughing and the people collapsed on the floor? But, who knows when this was really filmed.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
All our products are made in China and I've had a bad cough for a few weeks but I also smoke a ton of weed so realistically I'll probably be dead before the end of the week.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
China is like the libertarian paradise that anarcho-capitalists want.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Yaldabaoth posted:

China is like the libertarian paradise that anarcho-capitalists want.

except for all the authoritarian stuff and control of the people?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

except for all the authoritarian stuff and control of the people?

That's what libertarians want, as long as they're the authority.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Nastyman posted:

All our products are made in China and I've had a bad cough for a few weeks but I also smoke a ton of weed so realistically I'll probably be dead before the end of the week.

I'll nominate you for Goon sainthood. St. Nastyman, Awful Saint of imported goods and chronic marijuana dependancy.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Outrail posted:

I'll nominate you for Goon sainthood. St. Nastyman, Awful Saint of imported goods and chronic marijuana dependancy.

It's about time I got the recognition I deserve.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Hey now that's getting close to me. :tinfoil:



I think the description is plenty for me. I don't need to watch that. Also, that could be about any case. It's not really relevant to this specific virus.

Some friends, and I, did CPR for over 20 minutes on a dude who had drowned. Somewhere around the 20 minute mark he came back alive and is fine today. Doing CPR for a long rear end time is ok.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Drowning is actually one of the situations where CPR outcomes are best - the water keeps the patient cold. Cardiac arrest generally has poorer outcomes. If the implication is that this patient died as a result of complication of WARS then a good outcome is especially unlikely!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

spacetoaster posted:

Some friends, and I, did CPR for over 20 minutes on a dude who had drowned. Somewhere around the 20 minute mark he came back alive and is fine today. Doing CPR for a long rear end time is ok.

Wtf that sounds like an amazing story.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf that sounds like an amazing story.

A dirt road along side of a small river (I guess it was maybe a creek?) collapsed with his truck on it. He was dead when we got him out of the truck and back up onto the road.

Back to flu chat. Get yourselves some of this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07XZW8HL4?pf_rd_p=ab873d20-a0ca-439b-ac45-cd78f07a84d8&pf_rd_r=1ZT9WNSFX3HKCMCH52FE

Doesn't have to be that exact brand, pretty sure your local market will have some. I'm an elementary school teacher and have managed to dodge the flu/cold even when my school is getting slammed with sickness.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Get down with the sickness

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Get down with the sickness

Wu-a-a-a-a-a

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

CCP: Wuhan, I got you all in check

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
2 week incubation period? ayyyy

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

spacetoaster posted:

Some friends, and I, did CPR for over 20 minutes on a dude who had drowned. Somewhere around the 20 minute mark he came back alive and is fine today. Doing CPR for a long rear end time is ok.

Uh, that's not what I was talking about. The description says "This incident with over 180 million views shows a doctor forced to perform CPR on a dead patient whose family members refused to accept his death and beat medics so they would keep trying to save him." I think that's a good enough description that I don't want to watch someone in distress beating up medics so they can save their dying loved one. That was my point.

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug

Sten Freak posted:

2 week incubation period? ayyyy

Lmao. Everyone was bagging on the virus for not doing it right and staying stealthy and jack up the lethality in the end. Look like playing Pandemic paid off!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hope a virus lands directly on my balls

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click
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Play posted:

that's one of my favorite books, didn't expect to stumble across a reference here!

I agree though. I am content at being replaced with blue humming men with prehensile penises

I just want to be turned into a screaming pile of bloody goo and bile.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Colonel Cancer posted:

I hope a virus lands directly on my balls

:yeah:

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

My uncle is like the biggest guy I know and me and him were talking about this and he thought we were probably going to be fine since my family lives out in the woods a bit and don't go into town all that much except for hitting up Aldi's and Sprouts on Sunday.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Omnicarus posted:

My uncle is like the biggest guy I know and me and him were talking about this and he thought we were probably going to be fine since my family lives out in the woods a bit and don't go into town all that much except for hitting up Aldi's and Sprouts on Sunday.

I mean, so far we'll all be fine unless we're one of the literally two people who have caught it in the US

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Two cases confirmed in France, the US had a 3rd case.

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug

poty posted:

Two cases confirmed in France, the US had a 3rd case.

Where's the 3rd case? I'm not seeing it anywhere

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Two suspected cases being reported in Minneapolis

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
does that elderberry poo poo actually work. I'd be down to not get sick, just in general but also in the case of this coronavirus

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

If I can still get into Madagascar, I'm way less worried.

For real though we keep having some pretty high toll outbreaks and isn't there something that's like every 80 years the world gets pounded with a really rough virus?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Luckyellow posted:

Where's the 3rd case? I'm not seeing it anywhere

Apparently "three senators" have told journalists the CDC will confirm the 3rd case soon. It was mentioned on Bloomberg TV a minute ago.

poty fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 24, 2020

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Play posted:

I mean, so far we'll all be fine unless we're one of the literally two people who have caught it in the US

The news is saying there are around 70 people being watched/suspected of having it.


Play posted:

does that elderberry poo poo actually work. I'd be down to not get sick, just in general but also in the case of this coronavirus

I think so. Having your immune system healthy can't be bad.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'll be glad to help the quelling

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
If you want to train your immune system I'd start eating bats for lunch and dinner every day

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

poty posted:

Two cases confirmed in France, the US had a 3rd case.

Comrad trips is in Europe.

gently caress.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

If I can still get into Madagascar, I'm way less worried.

For real though we keep having some pretty high toll outbreaks and isn't there something that's like every 80 years the world gets pounded with a really rough virus?

The smart move would be a tiny lovely island like Pitcairn. You won't die but after five years you'll wish you were dead.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Coolguye posted:

Thanks but I’m very intimately familiar with the CCP and China

Oh nice! Are you Chinese? Raised in china? taught English there? Maybe you read a Wikipedia article about it? What's the story?

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Play posted:

does that elderberry poo poo actually work. I'd be down to not get sick, just in general but also in the case of this coronavirus

Of course not.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
Does anyone play 'plague inc' ?
If so have you noticed the news reports about the coronavirus are eerily similar to reports in game as you start to do well?

I've not started stocking up gasmask & poo poo but it has made my right eyebrow raise a bit.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's almost like big epidemics happen every decade or so and the game tries to capture the feel of it!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Play posted:

does that elderberry poo poo actually work. I'd be down to not get sick, just in general but also in the case of this coronavirus

It is well known that supplements like that do absolutely nothing good unless you have some kind of deficiency, but for some reason Americans are obsessed with them. Washing your hands with soap often would do more to prevent you from getting sick.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i knew taking all that echinacea would finally pay off

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