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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Cartoon Man posted:

BOOOOOOOBS

That rules

# ? Jan 24, 2020 23:31

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# ? May 16, 2024 01:08

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

Yeah it's dumb as hell but I love it

# ? Jan 24, 2020 23:44

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Memento posted:

Mournful. She had mournful titties.

I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful and dignified funeral.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 00:28

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:

It�s like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped �em to her chest!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 00:37

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

PubicMice posted:

I'm trying to figure what body part this is, because it kinda looks like one you shouldn't put a tribute to your grandparents on.

Also,

Is that loving Kingdom Hearts? Yeesh

i believe its on the inside of her right arm. IDK about kingdom hearts; she is not into video games at all. she'd be the type of person to get it without knowing what it was from though.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 00:48

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Memento posted:

There's a lot of crossover between this thread and the Idiots in the Military thread in GiP

Harley Quinn Lawton

# ? Jan 25, 2020 01:37

terrified of my bathroom: Jan 24, 2014; GAY BOATS

DemonDarkhorse posted:

i believe its on the inside of her right arm. IDK about kingdom hearts; she is not into video games at all. she'd be the type of person to get it without knowing what it was from though.

it's absolutely a kingdom hearts bit and having a KH tattoo while not being a fan is even more embarrassing than being a KH fan (I say this as a huge fan)

trap sprung I guess

# ? Jan 25, 2020 06:21

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

terrified of my bathroom posted:

it's absolutely a kingdom hearts bit and having a KH tattoo while not being a fan is even more embarrassing than being a KH fan (I say this as a huge fan)

trap sprung I guess

I think the cousins tattoo was the robin one and the matching KH ankle tattoos are someone else.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 06:30

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

Oh god, I want it.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 10:03

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

NLJP posted:

Boo-bs

Boooooooooooo!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 12:18

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I think the cousins tattoo was the robin one and the matching KH ankle tattoos are someone else.

nnnnnnnnope they're all on the same person.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 17:57

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

DemonDarkhorse posted:

nnnnnnnnope they're all on the same person.

Lol I read that wrong. Yeeeep she's got a Kingdom Hearts tattoo.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 12:40

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Watching this british show and this gem showed up

# ? Jan 27, 2020 02:16

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What's a "God Gife"?

(I'm guessing it's supposed to be "God's Gift", in which case I demand a refund)

# ? Jan 27, 2020 02:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

No, no, it�s �sod sife�

# ? Jan 27, 2020 02:24

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Either way dude got put in jail for threats to cause fear by the end of the episode, also his eyes go like sarah sanders level of two directions.

# ? Jan 27, 2020 02:43

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Yod Yiff.

# ? Jan 27, 2020 03:14

gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

guys it's in a mirror, it actually says "bog sqip"

# ? Jan 27, 2020 20:26

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

I refuse to believe that second "G" isn't just a poorly abstracted dong.

# ? Jan 27, 2020 23:05

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Voodoofly posted:

I refuse to believe that second "G" isn't just a poorly abstracted dong.

Tasteless Tattoos: just a poorly abstracted dong.

# ? Jan 27, 2020 23:42

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

quote:

TIFU by unknowingly getting a prison/hate tattoo across my chest. (self.tifu)

Throwaway because shame.

So lately I've been getting lots of stupid yet, innocent tattoos. I have never really regretted any of them as most of them were super silly.

The other day I saw a guy on the streets wearing a shirt that read "ACAB" with some cool gothic lettering and the caption "All Cats Are Beautiful". Unsurprisingly my stupid rear end found this amusing and walked into the nearest tattoo shop to get it tattooed. When I explained to the the artist what it meant he just laughed (not an English speaking country)

Later on today after posting my fresh ink on social media, I started receiving a lot of hate from my acquaintances as they started calling me all sorts of names. Apparently the real meaning behind ACAB is All Cops Are Bastards. Now I can't go shirtless in public in fear of getting harrased by some bootlicker.

I'll gladly take everyone's cover-up ideas 🙃

TL ; DR acab does not stand for "All Cats Are Beautiful".