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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nebalebadingdong posted:

thanks i clicked on this and just got promoted at my job at the bernie factory

You got promoted to chief reeducation consultant?

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Tbh clicking on this and seeing half the responses be "every girl is a hotgirlforbernie" is really jerking at my heartstrings rn

This is one of the first genuinely unironic, uncynical things I've seen on the online in a minute and it's very :unsmith:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



NotWearingPants posted:

This is my favorite gimmick on Twitter:



it's not a winning argument, mans says, about an argument he agrees will result in them winning

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


a lot of liberals are unable or unwilling to see the difference between “move to the right to bring in white blue-collar voters” and “bring the white blue-collar voters over to the left through sheer integrity and strength of messaging”

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
THIS BERNIE WAS MADE FOR ME!

*san ders ders ders*

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
you see the thing about bernie sanders is


he's going to win

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Bernie is going to win because he's the only Dem who actually recognizes that winning is the goal.

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Gumball Gumption posted:

Bernie is going to win because he's the only Dem who actually recognizes that winning is the goal.

probably the truest post on this page

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Gumball Gumption posted:

Bernie is going to win because he's the only Dem who actually recognizes that winning is the goal.

You mean to say that our goal shouldn’t be to once again get trounced in the election in all the ways that matter but at least have the “moral victory” of winning the popular vote!? :monocle:

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

bernies gonna win because he has an 80 year mastery of decorum and politicking

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

sike. hes gonna win because hes cool

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
my feeling about rogan is like you obviously can't say "we want support no matter who it is" because you would renounce the support of someone like David Duke, or like Alex Jones, but to me Joe Rogan is not really close to that line, he's just sort of average dumb guy.

that said, I also don't think it's completely absurd to have Rogan be over that line for you and I can understand to some people why he is

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
socialist peanut brain: voting for bernie because healthcare and education are human rights

regular joe rogan brain: voting for bernie because he's consistent

liberal galaxy brain: voting for bernie because he's the most electable

Zosologist
Mar 30, 2007
Hey guys, I just got my ballot in the mail. I think I'm going to vote for future president Bernard.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Augus posted:

a lot of liberals are unable or unwilling to see the difference between “move to the right to bring in white blue-collar voters” and “bring the white blue-collar voters over to the left through sheer integrity and strength of messaging”

right and left are fake concepts that in the us boil down to 'supported by republican party' and 'supported by democratic party'

bernie isn't moving to the left

the left is moving to bernie

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
President Bernie Sanders
Vice President Nina Turner

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

President Bernie Sanders
Vice President Nina Turner

hootin and hollerin

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
President Bernie Sanders
Vice President LeBron James

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

can biden be vp again?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/otter_weekend/status/1220845746146041857

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Ruzihm posted:

hootin and hollerin

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
If any of you know any young people, show them this:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1220820748123758592

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

President Bernie Sanders
Vice President Nina Turner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7P247rfrw

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/fightdenial/status/1220764761199005697

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



Stuff like this makes me hopeful that Bernie just doesn't win but completely obliterates the competition because youth turnout of this magnitude would be completely ignored by LV screens and is least likely to be expressed by a mostly landline poll.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

exquisite tea posted:

Stuff like this makes me hopeful that Bernie just doesn't win but completely obliterates the competition because youth turnout of this magnitude would be completely ignored by LV screens and is least likely to be expressed by a mostly landline poll.

If no one else gets 15%, the entire pie is Bernie's

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

Raccooon posted:

I liked when it was a conspiracy that the Bernie campaign had trained the bird to do that.

I never heard that one lol but I'm not surprised

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
jesus remember the feeling of "holy poo poo he just might do it?" in 2016? 49.9 to 49.6%

he wasnt far from a literal majority last time and now is way more popular and nobody against him is as entrenched as clinton.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



bernie will break 25% in iowa, do NOT @ me unless you agree at which point you are welcome to @ me

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Business Gorillas posted:

Tbh clicking on this and seeing half the responses be "every girl is a hotgirlforbernie" is really jerking at my heartstrings rn

This is one of the first genuinely unironic, uncynical things I've seen on the online in a minute and it's very :unsmith:

I'm clicking like on all the chubby ones cause that's my thing.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

Tbh clicking on this and seeing half the responses be "every girl is a hotgirlforbernie" is really jerking at my heartstrings rn

This is one of the first genuinely unironic, uncynical things I've seen on the online in a minute and it's very :unsmith:

Under President Bernie every man will be a #King and every woman a #Queen, and Women will rock like Dudes Rock by 2022

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




triple sulk posted:

bernie will break 25% in iowa, do NOT @ me unless you agree at which point you are welcome to @ me

@triple sulk i agree

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

charity rereg posted:

jesus remember the feeling of "holy poo poo he just might do it?" in 2016? 49.9 to 49.6%

he wasnt far from a literal majority last time and now is way more popular and nobody against him is as entrenched as clinton.

absolutely true

biden’s poll support can be comfortably assumed to be people who don’t give a gently caress yet

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




Neoliberalism is a cadaver. Alt-fascism is a cadaver.

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1220826136202170370

paqxo
Jan 2, 2020
Headlines on Feb 4: Sanders falls short of his 2016 vote count, falling from 49.59% to 25%.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
I can’t wait for molten salt tears coming from non-Bernie campaigns about how their supporters were bullied by Bernie’s caucus army

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
these twitter people are loving stupid

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TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
I did it, folks.

I just got home from casting my vote for Bernard (None) Sanders. :bernget20:

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