Bernie Sanders: Bernie can have little a surrender, as a concede

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

this is the thread where we embrace the absolute, unequivocal fact that bernie "bernard" sanders will run for and be elected president of the united states of america in 2020 and usher in a thousand years of socialist satanic darkness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCRw6kxVis

bernie would have won, and bernie will win

Sheng-Ji Yang has issued a correction as of 11:19 on Sep 18, 2017

# ? Sep 18, 2017 08:38

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

# ? Sep 18, 2017 08:42

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

bernie will win, free matey

# ? Sep 18, 2017 09:02

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BERNIE!!!!

# ? Sep 18, 2017 09:12

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Ground floor.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 09:54

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

bernie sanders and his best friend john mccain are unstoppable

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:03

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

I was all in for the sandman in '16 but poo poo, if he runs again he needs to pick a veep candidate who's at least as red as he is, because he'll be presidenting well into his eighties and it wouldn't be particularly surprising if the stress killed him/gave him a bad stroke.

Kshama Sawant maybe? Does she have some secret lovely opinions I don't know about? Maybe that Rosa guy from Chicago. Senator Warren, possibly.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:17

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I was all in for the sandman in '16 but poo poo, if he runs again he needs to pick a veep candidate who's at least as red as he is, because he'll be presidenting well into his eighties and it wouldn't be particularly surprising if the stress killed him/gave him a bad stroke.

Kshama Sawant maybe? Does she have some secret lovely opinions I don't know about? Maybe that Rosa guy from Chicago. Senator Warren, possibly.

sawant would loving rule but that would be incredibly radical. i think its more likely you see warren, who is good but obviously not as left as desired.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:20

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

he should offer the vp to hillary

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:23

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jarofpiss posted:

free matey

there, new thread is christened

:rip:

old bernie thread, may your spirit live on in this one :beerpal:

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:24

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

bernie sanders

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:28

Normie Chomsky: Apr 10, 2008

Sawant was born outside the US tho so she'd be ineligible

But would be a decent choice otherwise

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:29

Normie Chomsky: Apr 10, 2008

I Love My Angry Maple Socialist Grandpa

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:32

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

how will bernie fill his cabinet

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:53

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

deadgoon posted:

how will bernie fill his cabinet

# ? Sep 18, 2017 10:58

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

safely sodomized posted:

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:08

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

bernard sanders will save us

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:18

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

safely sodomized posted:

sawant would loving rule but that would be incredibly radical. i think its more likely you see warren, who is good but obviously not as left as desired.

she would need to get elected to somewhere higher first imo

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:19

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Normie Chomsky posted:

I Love My Angry Maple Socialist Grandpa

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:20

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Happy to vote for Sandpai

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:35

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Equal odds between bernie winning the dem nomination in 2020 and bernie being constitutionally ineligible due to being dead in 2020.

wildcard: bernie rises from the grave on the third day of campaigning, triggering supreme court challenge on question of eligibility

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:44

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

i dont see anythign in the constitution about having to be living

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:48

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I was all in for the sandman in '16 but poo poo, if he runs again he needs to pick a veep candidate who's at least as red as he is, because he'll be presidenting well into his eighties and it wouldn't be particularly surprising if the stress killed him/gave him a bad stroke.

Kshama Sawant maybe? Does she have some secret lovely opinions I don't know about? Maybe that Rosa guy from Chicago. Senator Warren, possibly.

Keith!!!

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:50

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

Keith and bernie forever and ever

100 years Keith and bernie.com

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:52

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

keith would also rule

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:53

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

safely sodomized posted:

i dont see anythign in the constitution about having to be living

Neil Gorsuch stuck in an infinite loop, unable to choose between violating strict constructionism and allowing a socialist to be president

# ? Sep 18, 2017 12:08

Digiwizzard: Dec 23, 2003; Pork Pro

Bernie needs to select an apprentice already

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:32

Digiwizzard: Dec 23, 2003; Pork Pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9c1k_m6POA&t=146s

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:36

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Condiv posted:

Keith and bernie forever and ever

100 years Keith and bernie.com

imo keith should just run in 2020 and make bernie vp

the left has a really bad habit of attaching themselves to single figures and then give up when said figures gets ratfucked

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:48

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Digiwizzard posted:

Bernie needs to select an apprentice already

Yeah

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:50

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

bernie

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:52

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Homeless Friend posted:

bernie

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:53

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Bernie would have won.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:54

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCRw6kxVis

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:57

Acelerion: May 3, 2005

Bernie/Guillotine 2020!

# ? Sep 18, 2017 14:13

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Maybe not old man

# ? Sep 18, 2017 14:29

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.