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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

christmas boots posted:

Yeah, but the people who bring up Molotov-Ribbentrop almost never the acknowledge the rest of that.

“That was just a treaty! It wasn’t an ~~**alliance**~~”

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Why is it reflecting a cloudy sky in space?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Stoatbringer posted:

Why is it reflecting a cloudy sky in space?

IT'S FANTASY NOT SCIENCE FICTION - :reject:

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Skwirl posted:

Oh yeah, on old immigration forms you couldn't get a permanent visa if you were ever a communist, but you were only forbidden entry if you were a Nazi between the years 1939 and 1945.

They still ask the Nazi question when you make an ESTA application

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ookiimarukochan posted:

They still ask the Nazi question when you make an ESTA application

I mean, I don't want any 90 year old Nazis emigrating here. I just also want to get rid of the younger ones.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
So many loving things wrong with this.

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1220870002150125570?s=20

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Stoatbringer posted:

Why is it reflecting a cloudy sky in space?

There's a cloudy planet above it, just out of frame.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Here's a list of four famous high profile serial killers followed by a list of much less famous ones hand-selected so that their zodiac signs match one of the first four to make a point I guess

https://twitter.com/beez_leez/status/1220728416405794821

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mak0rz posted:

Here's a list of four famous high profile serial killers followed by a list of much less famous ones hand-selected so that their zodiac signs match one of the first four to make a point I guess

https://twitter.com/beez_leez/status/1220728416405794821



Sexist as hell list too, where the gently caress is Aileen Wuornos (pisces)

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Mak0rz posted:

Here's a list of four famous high profile serial killers followed by a list of much less famous ones hand-selected so that their zodiac signs match one of the first four to make a point I guess

https://twitter.com/beez_leez/status/1220728416405794821


So... Sagitarius?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
All that means is the serial killers for the other signs are smart enough not to get caught.

Oh god that list made find this.

https://www.murdermiletours.com/blog/serial-killers-and-their-birthdays-date-of-birth

It doesn't break them up by star sign, but it does by month so you can get a better list with minimal research.

I think most true crime podcasts are exploitative and gross and haven't listened to this one, so I'm not endorsing the podcast at all.

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 04:09 on Jan 25, 2020

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

So... Sagitarius?

Nice try pal but I'm actually one of the ones the replies are gloating about not getting on the list because they were too smart to get caught and/or too lazy to serial kill

turd in my singlet
Jul 5, 2008

DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*
Nap Ghost
i only kill in parallel

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

As a leo,*eats zebra*

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
as a sagittarius I want nothing more than to practice archery and gently caress HORSES

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



As a Taurus, [quickly googles] my colors are ...green and pink?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Captain Hygiene posted:

As a Taurus, [quickly googles] my colors are ...green and pink?

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are both Geminis, clearly this means Geminis are not to be trusted. And that they have silly yellow hair.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Jollity Farm posted:

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are both Geminis, clearly this means Geminis are not to be trusted. And that they have silly yellow hair.

I cannot fault the conclusions you have reached from the evidence you have presented.

My astrological sign is overrepresented, but my birth month is underrepresented. I am an enigma.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Virgo would stop murdering if she'd just get laid

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Gone already.

Remember everybody, screenshots!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Powered Descent posted:

Gone already.

Remember everybody, screenshots!

Phone posting, but this was the photo with the original tweet pointing out they can't both be president, that's not how primaries work

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1220839526475747329?s=19

I've screen shot the photo on the off chance this also gets taken down.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

One could choose the other as her running mate tho. I think it makes sense.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Skwirl posted:

Phone posting, but this was the photo with the original tweet pointing out they can't both be president, that's not how primaries work

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1220839526475747329?s=19

I've screen shot the photo on the off chance this also gets taken down.

Rosa Parks looks extremely happy about this.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That's a white guy! Doing black voice!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Elviscat posted:

One could choose the other as her running mate tho. I think it makes sense.

That's also not how pyramids work.

And that's also Margaret loving Thatcher to the left of Rosa Parks (first time she's been to the left of anyone).

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1220936113289756672?s=20

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Skwirl posted:

Phone posting, but this was the photo with the original tweet pointing out they can't both be president, that's not how primaries work

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1220839526475747329?s=19

I've screen shot the photo on the off chance this also gets taken down.

That's the weirdest thing about liberal feminism to me, portraying all these historical women as being gal pals

Like they're the Disney Princesses in Wreck-It-Ralph 2

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

Mak0rz posted:

Here's a list of four famous high profile serial killers followed by a list of much less famous ones hand-selected so that their zodiac signs match one of the first four to make a point I guess

https://twitter.com/beez_leez/status/1220728416405794821



where's ted cruz

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

Pththya-lyi posted:

That's the weirdest thing about liberal feminism to me, portraying all these historical women as being gal pals

Like they're the Disney Princesses in Wreck-It-Ralph 2

The image is a satirical post anyway, so yeah, that's half the intent one assumes. Also that's Barbara Bush and Condoleezza Rice along with Thatcher, just to drive home the satire.


https://twitter.com/koszuldude/status/1220876519456804865

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's 2020. Driving home the satire is pretty much impossible

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

qanon worried about nazis? the nazis are worried about nazis?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


KFC officially announces nazbol guerrilla advertising team, bringing a new and terrible era of Brands

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Roobanguy posted:

where's ted cruz

Sagittarius

He enjoys archery and loving horses.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Platystemon posted:

Sagittarius

He enjoys archery and loving horses.

You discovered my secret! Now I'll have to zodiac-kill you with an arrow and go back to loving my sexy stepmilf horse to celebrate NINE E-loving-LEVEN!!

*CHEWS ANGRILY ON TONSILOTH*

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Skwirl posted:

That's also not how pyramids work.

And that's also Margaret loving Thatcher to the left of Rosa Parks (first time she's been to the left of anyone).

Could be one of those sweet Aztec Ziggurats with a flat top for sacrificing people to the Sun God, ever think of that smart guy? Huh?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

When you just want a polite open debate about the holocaust figures so the truth can come to light.

https://twitter.com/De_La_Vandal/status/1220031142834864129?s=20

https://twitter.com/De_La_Vandal/status/1220659224767815680?s=20

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Mak0rz posted:

Here's a list of four famous high profile serial killers followed by a list of much less famous ones hand-selected so that their zodiac signs match one of the first four to make a point I guess

https://twitter.com/beez_leez/status/1220728416405794821



Hey, Ed Gien wasn't a serial killer!

The irony of not knowing the Zodiac's zodiac is pretty good.

Not because he was never caught, which is, you know, bad. Especially now that he's a sitting senator.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



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