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Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

People were giving mild to moderate complaints to the Canadian government about the Alberta Energy Co.'s oil wells polluting the environment and making them ill. So the RCMP coordinated with the energy company to false flag bomb an oil well to frame the complainers as ecoterrorists
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/rcmp-bombed-oil-site-in-dirty-tricks-campaign-1.188599 https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/more-details-of-rcmp-dirty-tricks-revealed-1.168362

quote:

"Operation Kabriole" was planned and executed with the direct involvement of a Calgary based oil and gas business. Alberta Energy Company has a big operation in the Peace River country.

The RCMP's original plan was to blow up one of AEC's trucks. The company convinced the police to change the operation even though AEC had already given its approval, offered up a truck to be bombed and said it would pay for any major damages. Company officials were having second thoughts.

According to the RCMP's own files, the head of AEC's northern operations met with the police to say his bosses were concerned that bombing a vehicle would cause 'undue stress and fear' for employees driving company trucks.

So the company offered an alternative, a shed covering one of its "out of service" well sites not far from the suspects' property.

The bomb was set off Oct. 14, one week before AEC hosted two tense and emotional town hall meetings. Worried residents who turned out, were told by an expert, who was flown in by AEC, that they were the victims of 'eco-terrorists'.

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
some chud tore a hole in it last time I bothered to notice it

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Kitfox88 posted:

I won't... let any... blacks go to school... with you...
It will be a hellish... nightmare,
When... we can't... afford our... healthcare,
But you'll... look sweet off... your feet
In a cas...ket built for two!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Kitfox88 posted:

I won't... let any... blacks go to school... with you...

C'mon man!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Algund Eenboom posted:

People were giving mild to moderate complaints to the Canadian government about the Alberta Energy Co.'s oil wells polluting the environment and making them ill. So the RCMP coordinated with the energy company to false flag bomb an oil well to frame the complainers as ecoterrorists
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/rcmp-bombed-oil-site-in-dirty-tricks-campaign-1.188599 https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/more-details-of-rcmp-dirty-tricks-revealed-1.168362

what the gently caress

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Nazi giantess chat reminded me that one of the founders of Identity Evropa (I think his last name was D'Amico?) is a 5 foot tall manlet

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

pangstrom posted:

It will be a hellish... nightmare,
When... we can't... afford our... healthcare,
But you'll... look sweet off... your feet
In a cas...ket built for two!

lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

after the 2012 election, the republicans did an "autopsy" and concluded that they gotta get way more inclusive if they wanted to survive in the 21st century. Then a golem made of pure hate won the election lmao

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Elizabeth Warren was caught lying about being native. She then released her 23 and Me results, proving she isn't native. And then she ran for president and this was somehow not immediately disqualifying lmao

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Elizabeth Warren was caught lying about being native. She then released her 23 and Me results, proving she isn't native. And then she ran for president and this was somehow not immediately disqualifying lmao

Warren was never gonna win, though. Trump would've used it to disqualify her

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

cool dance moves posted:

Nazi giantess chat reminded me that one of the founders of Identity Evropa (I think his last name was D'Amico?) is a 5 foot tall manlet

Engelbert Dollfuss, the leader of the Austrian fascists in the 30's, was 4'9"

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Eat This Glob posted:

after the 2012 election, the republicans did an "autopsy" and concluded that they gotta get way more inclusive if they wanted to survive in the 21st century. Then a golem made of pure hate won the election lmao

The Onion literally called it the day after the 2012 election, lol.

https://politics.theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of-pure-1819595330

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

hahaha holy poo poo this is amazing

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


BraveUlysses posted:

hahaha holy poo poo this is amazing

It's my second favorite "publication date to content" after this one

https://politics.theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I still like their take on 2012's victor.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clCywuYg4lU

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

pangstrom posted:

It will be a hellish... nightmare,
When... we can't... afford our... healthcare,
But you'll... look sweet off... your feet
In a cas...ket built for two!

way better than mine :hai:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
that time Bernie was caught having written porn about how women secretly want to be raped

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
woah its pick

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
that's like my 25th post in this thread. anyway don't metapost about me, it's lame

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
sorry pick

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It's fine, have a good day

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
We're going to put a lot of coal mines and coal companies out of business

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
And then they started spot mining some specific kind of coal with a bunch of adjacent quartz that immediately gives you black lung.

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Bill de Blasio killed Punxsutawney Phil

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

cool dance moves posted:

Nazi giantess chat reminded me that one of the founders of Identity Evropa (I think his last name was D'Amico?) is a 5 foot tall manlet

Nathan Damigo, he is indeed a very angry and small man. His brother, on the other hand is an awesome musician, apparently his family stopped talking to him when he got back from Iraq real deep into the white nationalist poo poo.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

LastInLine posted:

Bill de Blasio killed Punxsutawney Phil

the Staten Island knockoff

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Elizabeth Warren, with a solid lead in most polls due to her perceived progressive platform, deciding to abandon Medicare for All as a core policy plank.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

This is a funny politics thing thats still going on but: trump using as his campaign song "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
GE putting out a pro-coal ad with sexy miners swinging pickaxes to the tune of Fifteen Tons

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Thats great, so is "Black Man Given Worst Job In America"

This one, however, is my actual favorite political content from them:

https://politics.theonion.com/obama-drastically-scales-back-goals-for-america-after-v-1819594825

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/danielcollins85/status/1221036196199108609?s=21

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
a horse hosed mike pence

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Please do not slander doughnuts

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
All Cop Foods Are Bastards

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Flavius Aetass posted:

a horse hosed mike pence

That is poppycock. Mike Pence likes BEING in horses, not the other way around

Well, except that one time in pony school

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Feldegast42 posted:

That is poppycock. Mike Pence likes BEING in horses, not the other way around

Well, except that one time in pony school

The quote was "There is nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse". Pence got hosed by a horse.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

http://jpfo.org/ 's website still looks like it was designed 15 years ago



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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



mike pence not allowing himself to be near a woman unless his wife is with him

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