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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

"Subluxation"

So, not only did the kid's dad rush him to a quack, he rushed him to a quack who still talks about the poo poo all the other quacks admitted didn't exist decades ago.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
This confused me for a minute because I've had a subluxation of my left shoulder a couple of times after a full dislocation about 15 years ago.

Didn't know the spine crackers were using the term for vertebrae.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Megillah Gorilla posted:

"Subluxation"

So, not only did the kid's dad rush him to a quack, he rushed him to a quack who still talks about the poo poo all the other quacks admitted didn't exist decades ago.

He also didn't even rush him because he waited several days to take him.

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
it's also satire

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



onesixtwo posted:

it's also satire

https://www.inquirer.com/business/comcast/flyers-gritty-assault-boy-philadelphia-police-investigation-20200122.html

quote:

Greenwell said he took his son to see a chiropractor about a week after the incident. The chiropractor noted that Brandon suffered from mild pain, and diagnosed him with a back bruise, or a “contusion to lower thoracic spine with subluxation,” according to documents from the chiropractor, provided by Greenwell.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

*jerk off motion*

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

*jerk off motion*

https://i.imgur.com/4JlQj3p.mp4

Slugnoid fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Jan 23, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfQKcGCoO4g

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Organ man is blessed as h e c k

This also led me to discover that there's a whole youtube scene of old men cranking their organs in unlikely places

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnb7EqfykF4

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Pics that show how #blessed you are : whole youtube scenes of old men cranking their organs in unlikely places

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That's the face I make when I crosspost myself

naem
May 29, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

*jerk off motion*

https://i.imgur.com/2Oh6W87.gifv

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
https://i.imgur.com/sz5PAM7.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/cottoncandaddy/status/1220032482151518208

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


If we have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


https://twitter.com/Lumrunner/status/1220405947333521415

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene

:allears: Hell of a recovery

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




Always check your closet for Cloakers and their bretheren before donning garments.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/cats_cursed/status/1220070920276119552

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost/status/1220074806256848898?s=19

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1220486684829265920

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/billybragg/status/1220347823205560320

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


still one of my fav pics ever. that tough little girl makes me laugh every time.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

They look like they ain't nothin' ta gently caress with.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1220798578953805827?s=20

https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1220800475236311041?s=20

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

May Fiona's reign last one thousand years

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005


In keeping with the theme, have this youtub classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1ThSi1wbqU

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

but why does he need vagina ears

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USxvJFfKXrE

e.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfDqR4fqIWE

Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !

Hardon Crime posted:

but why does he need vagina ears

So he can hear people cumming.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
https://i.imgur.com/NXY8NZL.mp4

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Can I buy this?

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Hardon Crime posted:

but why does he need vagina ears

Because he’s a bicorniclops? Is this like, your first experience with anatomy or something?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/atlsexyslim/status/1221534541451603968

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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Boogoose posted:

So he can hear people cumming.

Outstanding.

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