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(conspicuously slices my hotdog, bun dressing and all, with my BUDK Son of the South commemorative butterfly knife and pocket bat'leth) pouring a ladle of gumbo into my beer mug, which i dirnk whiile discussing my sons latest athletic accomplishments punchhing precooked jimmy dean sausages flat, in order to eat them in breakfast sandwiches tried karate chopping a kielbasa on the grill, now everyone at my dad's retirement party is waiting outside the ER to kick my rear end felt self conscious cutting a sausage due to my strong feelings on circumcision and Silent Hill, now i keep a small aquarium hooked to my belt which contains a Pistol Shrimp, whomb i use to Pre-Destroy all meat phallii prior to consumption someone offers me a corndog and i have to stop myself from gagging on the knob while calling it daddy |
# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:04 |
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I eat the sausage and the et al |
# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:35 |
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I will eat the sausage hot dog and et al |
# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:35 |
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but in a room of all men?
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:36 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I will eat the sausage hot dog and et al you become self conscious that this act is akin to fellatio, which is considered subservient crimes |
# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:40 |
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i stride into the room, straight backed, proud let the strongest man find me, and lock eyes without a second glance, i tear into a sausage. i never break my gaze. his back bends, acquiescence. i AM the sausage king of chicago
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:42 |
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yelling “spin to win” as i throw another ballpark frank at full force |
# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:47 |
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cutting open a sausage halfway like that weird dick modification thing i can't remember the name of nor ever forget
crimes |
# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:49 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:cutting open a sausage halfway like that weird dick modification thing i can't remember the name of nor ever forget i scream "SUB INCISION THEY HAVE TO PISS SITTING DOWN" while jamming smokies into my face
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:51 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:you become self conscious that this act is akin to fellatio, which is considered subservient I will do it |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 00:07 |
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Heather Papps posted:i scream "SUB INCISION THEY HAVE TO PISS SITTING DOWN" while jamming smokies into my face cutting it this way makes it resemble the mighty phallus of the righteous kangaroo crimes |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 00:45 |
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Peeling a banana brutally slow while the tension in the room raises constantly just to have everyone left in shock after I took a soft bite out of the tip. They're going to scream once I get to the carrots.
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# ? Jan 26, 2020 01:38 |
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Putting an entire county fair footlong corndog in my mouth, removing the stick, swallowing, and winking at this roomful of Men
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# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:09 |
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once I lost a baby tooth in a county fair footlong corndog and couldn't figure out where the ketchup on it came from since I hadn't put ketchup on it, but it was in a midway full of men, women, children, and carnies
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# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:10 |
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"you know these are all just lips and arseholes", said Al, giving me a cheeky grin. "and you et one of them already, so..." |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:14 |
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Getting in a heated argument with my girlfriend for cooking and serving me a massive uncut kielbasa with carrots. Dessert being a banana split causes me to explode. |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 12:20 |
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Boiling hot dogs and repeatedly spearing them with a fork to demonstrate dominance |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 16:31 |
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Kief Richards posted:Boiling hot dogs and repeatedly spearing them with a fork to demonstrate dominance Room full of men wince in unison. |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 16:41 |
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Struggling to get the sausage to my mouth, or my mouth to the sausage, the room is so full of men that it's hard to move. I manage to bite into a sausage that was balanced on the shoulder of a tall man packed in next to me. |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 18:11 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I eat the sausage and the et al Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I will eat the sausage hot dog and et al I already et al the sausage. |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 19:30 |
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roomforthetuna posted:Struggling to get the sausage to my mouth, or my mouth to the sausage, the room is so full of men that it's hard to move. I manage to bite into a sausage that was balanced on the shoulder of a tall man packed in next to me. |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 19:44 |
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sexually licking a hotdog |
# ? Jan 26, 2020 19:58 |
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roomforthetuna posted:Struggling to get the sausage to my mouth, or my mouth to the sausage, the room is so full of men that it's hard to move. I manage to bite into a sausage that was balanced on the shoulder of a tall man packed in next to me. |
# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:50 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:you become self conscious that this act is akin to fellatio, which is considered subservient This is a very strange way to view said act.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 01:56 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:This is a very strange way to view said act. internalized phomohpbobia is the strangest act of all crimes |
# ? Jan 28, 2020 07:49 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 14:06 |
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i open my kitchen door and sigh as, yet again, it is packed full of lads
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