eating hotdogs, sausages et al, in a roomful of Men

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PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

(conspicuously slices my hotdog, bun dressing and all, with my BUDK Son of the South commemorative butterfly knife and pocket bat'leth)

pouring a ladle of gumbo into my beer mug, which i dirnk whiile discussing my sons latest athletic accomplishments

punchhing precooked jimmy dean sausages flat, in order to eat them in breakfast sandwiches

tried karate chopping a kielbasa on the grill, now everyone at my dad's retirement party is waiting outside the ER to kick my rear end

felt self conscious cutting a sausage due to my strong feelings on circumcision and Silent Hill, now i keep a small aquarium hooked to my belt which contains a Pistol Shrimp, whomb i use to Pre-Destroy all meat phallii prior to consumption

someone offers me a corndog and i have to stop myself from gagging on the knob while calling it daddy

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:04

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:03

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I eat the sausage and the et al

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:35

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I will eat the sausage hot dog and et al

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:35

FluffieDuckie

but in a room of all men?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:36

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I will eat the sausage hot dog and et al

you become self conscious that this act is akin to fellatio, which is considered subservient

crimes

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

i stride into the room, straight backed, proud

let the strongest man find me, and lock eyes

without a second glance, i tear into a sausage. i never break my gaze.

his back bends, acquiescence.

i AM the sausage king of chicago

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:42

Macnult

yelling �spin to win� as i throw another ballpark frank at full force

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:47

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

cutting open a sausage halfway like that weird dick modification thing i can't remember the name of nor ever forget

crimes

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

cutting open a sausage halfway like that weird dick modification thing i can't remember the name of nor ever forget

i scream "SUB INCISION THEY HAVE TO PISS SITTING DOWN" while jamming smokies into my face

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:51

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

you become self conscious that this act is akin to fellatio, which is considered subservient

I will do it

# ? Jan 26, 2020 00:07

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

Heather Papps posted:

i scream "SUB INCISION THEY HAVE TO PISS SITTING DOWN" while jamming smokies into my face

cutting it this way makes it resemble the mighty phallus of the righteous kangaroo

crimes

# ? Jan 26, 2020 00:45

Goons Are Gifts

Peeling a banana brutally slow while the tension in the room raises constantly just to have everyone left in shock after I took a soft bite out of the tip.

They're going to scream once I get to the carrots.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 01:38

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Putting an entire county fair footlong corndog in my mouth, removing the stick, swallowing, and winking at this roomful of Men

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:09

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

once I lost a baby tooth in a county fair footlong corndog and couldn't figure out where the ketchup on it came from since I hadn't put ketchup on it, but it was in a midway full of men, women, children, and carnies

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:10

Finger Prince

"you know these are all just lips and arseholes", said Al, giving me a cheeky grin. "and you et one of them already, so..."

# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:14

Escape From Noise

Getting in a heated argument with my girlfriend for cooking and serving me a massive uncut kielbasa with carrots. Dessert being a banana split causes me to explode.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 12:20

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Boiling hot dogs and repeatedly spearing them with a fork to demonstrate dominance

# ? Jan 26, 2020 16:31

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

Boiling hot dogs and repeatedly spearing them with a fork to demonstrate dominance

Room full of men wince in unison.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 16:41

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Struggling to get the sausage to my mouth, or my mouth to the sausage, the room is so full of men that it's hard to move. I manage to bite into a sausage that was balanced on the shoulder of a tall man packed in next to me.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 18:11

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I eat the sausage and the et al

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I will eat the sausage hot dog and et al

I already et al the sausage.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 19:30

Escape From Noise

roomforthetuna posted:

Struggling to get the sausage to my mouth, or my mouth to the sausage, the room is so full of men that it's hard to move. I manage to bite into a sausage that was balanced on the shoulder of a tall man packed in next to me.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 19:44

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

sexually licking a hotdog

# ? Jan 26, 2020 19:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

roomforthetuna posted:

Struggling to get the sausage to my mouth, or my mouth to the sausage, the room is so full of men that it's hard to move. I manage to bite into a sausage that was balanced on the shoulder of a tall man packed in next to me.

# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:50