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Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

Kid recently joined my school... With the first name of President.
His middle name and his sister have standard white American names.

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Local science educational legend Manley Midgett.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


My job involves working with scientists, and today I learned that we've been in touch with this poor guy.

Lord Hydronium has a new favorite as of 21:21 on Jan 13, 2020

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
unrelated:
serenity
chastity
trinity
charity
infinity
clarity

place names:
atlantis
brookelin
tampa

what:
wonderful
bossman
shaquil oneil
benjermen

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
"Atlantis! ATLANTIS!" *mutters* "Can never find that boy."

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Processed someone with the surname Gayventure, which sounds like the tagline of an LGBT+ Indiana Jones spinoff.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Came across a little kid named Notorious Lavender today.

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Overheard someone at my company talking with someone named Tuesday Hennessey :cheers:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Encountered today: Poupette Colon. A terminal case of "this is a perfectly nice name in its original language, but in English, oh no"

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Saw a slide in a presentation credited to Dr. Ingo Bloink.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
The local candidates running for circuit judge are named Horwart and Noblin. Makes me think of a school from a Harry Potter porn parody, and a creature that would inhabit said school.

Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 07:04 on Jan 17, 2020

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Wes Warhammer posted:

Overheard someone at my company talking with someone named Tuesday Hennessey :cheers:

Cardi B (who named her baby Kulture) has a sister named Hennessey. No idea if it's her real name; guessing not.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

First name Cornelette.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"Atlantis! ATLANTIS!" *mutters* "Can never find that boy."

A friend of a friend has a kid named 'Atlantis Crystal'.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

Encountered today: Poupette Colon. A terminal case of "this is a perfectly nice name in its original language, but in English, oh no"

There is a small bundle of positivity and energy in South Africa named Poppie van As. Totally normal name in Afrikaans, not so much in English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vta6lR25Vn0

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

LadyPictureShow posted:

A friend of a friend has a kid named 'Atlantis Crystal'.

is his dad an ancient alien?

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

is his dad an ancient alien?

I actually think it's in reference to that Disney film 'Atlantis the lost empire'.

LadyPictureShow has a new favorite as of 20:18 on Jan 17, 2020

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Neil Hedmore

Giganticon
Mar 10, 2010

Pillbug
My sister went to school with a young woman named Latrina. She went by Trina. My mother was a nanny in Iran in the 70s and discovered that the Farsi word for poop is "Ann", her name.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Antivehicular posted:

Encountered today: Poupette Colon. A terminal case of "this is a perfectly nice name in its original language, but in English, oh no"

What is the original language? It would be weird in French as well.

Rats Tossbag
Jan 16, 2014

A man in his forties named Richard Nixon

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Cardi B (who named her baby Kulture) has a sister named Hennessey. No idea if it's her real name; guessing not.

It is! Hennessy Carolina Almanzar. Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar.

That's a name that should come with a gleaming spear, two proud horses, and a chariot

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Phy posted:

That's a name that should come with a gleaming spear, two proud horses, and a chariot

Have you never seen a Cardi B video?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Just boarded a plane behind a Mr Taco Prinse.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

jojoinnit posted:

Mr Taco Prinse.

the furious song Mark E. Smith went home and wrote after a clerk got his order wrong at a Del Taco in Long Beach

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Crunchy Taco
Crunchy Taco
Check the guy’s crunch taco
Taco Prinse-ah

Drink a long
Drink a long draught
Drink a long draught
Of the big Pibb
He is not (appreciated-ah)

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Not so much terrible as just an unusual first name, I dealt with a guy named Cannon Wolf today.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Azjure

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
Sorry, but I know a three year old child called Gary, and that's just awful.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Marcade posted:

Not so much terrible as just an unusual first name, I dealt with a guy named Cannon Wolf today.

Wasn't that a mech in Zoids?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

eating only apples posted:

Sorry, but I know a three year old child called Gary, and that's just awful.

I had a Ned in my kindergarten class a few years ago, and it was deeply unfortunate. Poor kid even looked like a Ned (too tall, awkward, wore glasses, could totally see him with a creepy '70s porn moustache when he's older).

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Are Nigels legal anymore?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Lady Disdain posted:

Processed someone with the surname Gayventure, which sounds like the tagline of an LGBT+ Indiana Jones spinoff.

MV GAYVENTURE, 40,000 GWT handymax bulk carrier, launched 2007 at Cebu for Portline of Portugal and sold to CMA CGM S.A. in 2012.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

C.M. Kruger posted:

MV GAYVENTURE, 40,000 GWT handymax bulk carrier, launched 2007 at Cebu for Portline of Portugal and sold to CMA CGM S.A. in 2012.

Their tagline better be "Bringing goods to wherever your gay venture may take you."

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Brute Hole Force posted:

Wasn't that a mech in Zoids?

Well he can't drive, that's for sure (it was an accident report).

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Flipping through channels and this reality show has kids named Brooklynn, Bronx, and Harlym.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Is their last name Burroughs?

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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Flipping through channels and this reality show has kids named Brooklynn, Bronx, and Harlym.

Gargoyles rebooted as a reality show? I'd watch it for a couple of episodes.

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