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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > The Royal Fucking Rumble for 2020
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Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


 "Tonguelashing Shorty G" sounds like a euphemism that's trying too hard.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Blaise330 posted:

Might have a smackdown tag title match or something

......................who are the smackdown tag champs again?

New Day, both of whom are in the Rumble. I suppose there's a chance their interactions with Miz/Morrison tonight might lead to a Tag Title match at some point.

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight


 shorty g

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Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
Is the lighting just really weird tonight or is this some new lighting wwe is using

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Teddybear posted:

If I remember correctly it's either

a) Vince thought it would be funny

or

b) Gable kept pitching things to do and got exasperated to the point of throwing out Shorty G, and Vince thought it would be funny

I can't remember which one but the end result is Vince thought it would be funny.

Remember Daniel Bryan could've been Lloyd Bonaire.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 why is the arena so empty

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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
 I'm going to go tonguelash my girlfriend's shorty g


hahahah, I kid.


She doesn't have a g-spot, that's a my--

What's that? I'm single all of a sudden?

Well, then. Time to watch this match

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Sheamus wants Shorty G's spot

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 is this the xfl

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 God that suplex was great, Gable is way too loving good for this loving company.

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Brokenogre posted:

Is the lighting just really weird tonight or is this some new lighting wwe is using

Sheamus is so pale the reflections from his skin is lighting the arena

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
This is a decent loving match

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

a.lo posted:

why is the arena so empty

protests over the fact that they didn't import the royal rumble burger from chase field

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Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

 jesus christ all I keep hearing is "Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G"

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Brokenogre posted:

Is the lighting just really weird tonight or is this some new lighting wwe is using

They always use different lighting on the pre show.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 God every single time they say "Shorty G" sounds so loving forced.

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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Barreft posted:

jesus christ all I keep hearing is "Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G""Shorty G"
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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
AEW isn't good at in ring psychology AT ALL but at least the matches are fun cause they don't do babyface in peril for 50 years every match.

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Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
 the fiend is the most idiotic gimmick ever

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John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

 i turned on audio and heard corey graves say "YOU CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE SHORTY G" and turned audio right back off

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

God every single time they say "Shorty G" sounds so loving forced.

Cole can shorten Shinsuke to "Shin" but can't say just "Shorty" or "G"?

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Brokenogre posted:

Is the lighting just really weird tonight or is this some new lighting wwe is using

I think the sun is coming through the window at Minute Maid Park. It will probably be fine in a few

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 THE END NO MORAL

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight


 and again in WWE the moral of the story is the bully wins fair and square

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I'm going to go tonguelash my girlfriend's shorty g


hahahah, I kid.


She doesn't have a g-spot, that's a my--

What's that? I'm single all of a sudden?

Well, then. Time to watch this match

i for real dated a girl with no g-spot. nothing there. just a little factoid about my life.

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
The Bella is back

???

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

 is Sheamus still a heel?

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

God every single time they say "Shorty G" sounds so loving forced.

They're mashing that square block in this round hole come hell of high water.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

a.lo posted:

is Sheamus still a heel?

he's nothing, he's just filler

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

a.lo posted:

is Sheamus still a heel?

Yes. He came to a face pop and saved Gable from a beatdown... then immediately beat up Gable and has been heel ever since.

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

God every single time they say "Shorty G" sounds so loving forced.

I think regularly about the things AEW are doing that I don't like, and there are a decent amount, and all it takes is one "Shorty G" to be reminded the alternative is so much worse they barely matter

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

21 Hoot Salute posted:

and again in WWE the moral of the story is the bully wins fair and square

I dunno about "again". Normally it's 5 distraction finishes per night for heel wins.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Chad Gable is a foot taller than Marko Stunt

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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
 Can't wait for Sheamus to induct Shorty G into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2052

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HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"
Big Man Win Hard!

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
looking forward to Chad Gable retiring for 2 years

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



 https://twitter.com/iLikeJason_/status/1221388879732838401?s=19

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I like seeing Christian. He should be around more.

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Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
 there is nothing that the wwe does better than aew except making money i guess?

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