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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
:siren::gooncamp::siren:GOON MEAT:siren::gooncamp::siren:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/A...86!4d10.7370841

e: gently caress what an awful snipe :golgo:

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

:monocle: well I never!

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

That’s a bigger selection than I would have thought.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

beanieson posted:

That’s a bigger selection than I would have thought.

There are so many sub genres it's difficult to keep track of them all

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

The smoking cessation self-help books must all be in the anti-fag section.

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost


Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Stoatbringer posted:

Just follow the sounds of the blowjobs.

Okay, I'm at your mom's house. Now what?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Start blow in’

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Now someone post Superpiss again so I can explain it's not a false friend.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1221455081851301888

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

So pussi means bag? Interesting.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

So pussi means bag? Interesting.

Basically the same word as English "pouch"

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


The text translates to something like “closer than you think” so I’m still not sure if it’s intentional or a very good accidental joke

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


No way I'm gonna pay 30 g's for something I can make myself at home.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Platystemon posted:

Everyone should know that “Throckmorton” is a name that real people have because a real Dr Throckmorton had it.

Throckmorton’s sign is the side to which a patient’s penis points in a radiograph. Legend has it that the source of the patient’s trouble will be found on the same side.


Thanks to this thread, I've spent entirely too much time looking at my own penis.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

sooooo close to smegen

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/kcgreenn/status/979533375164821504

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



The parking garages in my city have PSA's made by the local PD posted next to the elevators about keeping your car and yourself safe. This one gave me a sensible chuckle.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



:justpost:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

JacquelineDempsey posted:

The parking garages in my city have PSA's made by the local PD posted next to the elevators about keeping your car and yourself safe. This one gave me a sensible chuckle.



Hide your valuables in your car instead of taking them with you, then put up a picture of a clown as a message to thieves.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
What if the most valuable thing you own is a scary clown photo?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Screaming Idiot posted:

What if the most valuable thing you own is a scary clown photo?

You probably need to reevaluate your entire life

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

beanieson posted:

That’s a bigger selection than I would have thought.

Chuck Tingle is very prolific.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Nastyman posted:

:siren::gooncamp::siren:GOON MEAT:siren::gooncamp::siren:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/A...86!4d10.7370841

e: gently caress what an awful snipe :golgo:

I misread that as waterslide fortress and for a brief moment, was happy.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Elissimpark posted:

I misread that as waterslide fortress and for a brief moment, was happy.

Aw man, that just reminded me of one of my best dreams, which I know will never come true. Waterslide fortress is the best way to describe it, and it was glorious.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Memento posted:

You probably need to reevaluate your entire life

Seriously, sad crying clown in an iron lung or get the gently caress out yo.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Brute Hole Force posted:

Seriously, sad crying clown in an iron lung or get the gently caress out yo.
Not that it matters but is the clown wearing a costume on the inside of the iron lung, or just the makeup, hair and nose on the outside part? Thanks, please hurry.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Screaming Idiot posted:

What if the most valuable thing you own is a scary clown photo?

John Wayne Gacy was a prolific painter in prison.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

SLOSifl posted:

Not that it matters but is the clown wearing a costume on the inside of the iron lung, or just the makeup, hair and nose on the outside part? Thanks, please hurry.

No it definitely matters, and yes the clown appears to be in costume.




Elissimpark posted:

I misread that as waterslide fortress and for a brief moment, was happy.

Same. :sigh:

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Screaming Idiot posted:

What if the most valuable thing you own is a scary clown photo?

Trying to come up with a witty retort led me to finding this, and now I'm left with even more questions.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Masterpiece. As in, a piece that is often bought by our masters who have no taste.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Screaming Idiot posted:

What if the most valuable thing you own is a scary clown photo?

Then you're set because thieves will be too scared to steal it. Did you even read the poster :confused:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Then you're set because thieves will be too scared to steal it. Did you even read the poster :confused:

but what if they overcome their fear and grow enough as people to recognize the worth of the scary clown picture, but not enough to realize the real scary clown pictures were the friends we made along the way???

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Sam Faust posted:

Trying to come up with a witty retort led me to finding this, and now I'm left with even more questions.

That's the most expensive clown picture when you're looking at it

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