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Instead of a traditional oven baked turducken try the chinese boiled swisnaat stew (deboned swine stuffed with deboned snake stuffed with a deboned bat).
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SpaceCadetBob posted:Well considering that just 3 feet of distance between people can drastically reduce viral spread maybe the best way to stay not sick is to walk around coughing all day, people will be terrified of you and give you a nice wide berth. Finally a reason to buy a MAGA hat!
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Devonaut posted:Start eating snakes to build up your resistance. No no no, that’s +1 POISON resistance, not DISEASE resistance! To raise your disease resistance stat, you have to eat raw bats
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what you’re saying is, Big Boss is immune to this. No word yet but I’m guessing that Solid Snake also had to feed on a tree frog.
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attn: goons, i have reached back into the glorious 8000 year history of the USA and am now making available my new TAM (Traditional American Medicine) cure for this virus for a limited time offer only. this rigorous regimen of powdered bullfrog balls, powdered buffalo balls, and powdered monarch butterfly balls is guaranteed to be 100% effective at nourishing your qi, and nearly that effective at preventing the virus. PMs are open!
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Jan 27, 2020 17:34
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Traditional American Medicine is not being able to afford a hospital visit and eating as many burgers as possible.
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Jan 27, 2020 17:36
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Sorry, I prefer Tactical American Medicine.
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Jan 27, 2020 17:39
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Got my package from aliexpress today. Rip
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Jan 27, 2020 17:40
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Lambert posted:Traditional American Medicine is not being able to afford a hospital visit and eating as many burgers as possible. this is neo-TAM nu-TAM will be that the burgers are made out of powdered bullfrog balls
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Jan 27, 2020 17:42
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I'm been seeing people wear masks in bumfuck, wisconsin. which ive never seen before outside of international students at college
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Mozi posted:this is neo-TAM But this was always the case
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Jan 27, 2020 17:46
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Hell yeah mask gang represent Masks are cool, handsome and mysterious
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Jan 27, 2020 17:51
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Went to Canadian Tire yesterday and saw a couple folks in the parking lot with a cart full of masks, wearing masks, taking mask selfies with their haul Not the norm here. Maybe they're sending them off to China
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Jan 27, 2020 17:56
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There are videos circulating of nurses and Doctors having a mental breakdown because they are forced to work in the hospitals for days without sleep. View at your own peril.
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Jan 27, 2020 18:13
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See it from the positive side, killing off overpopulation will reduce co2 emissions.
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Rat posted:Went to Canadian Tire yesterday and saw a couple folks in the parking lot with a cart full of masks, wearing masks, taking mask selfies with their haul These are the assholes keeping me from airbrushing my warhams right now 
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No one has a mask on where I live and we were one of the states to get someone who has it.Bullfrog posted:I'm been seeing people wear masks in bumfuck, wisconsin. which ive never seen before outside of international students at college They make masks that will fit around their giant head?
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Rat posted:Went to Canadian Tire yesterday and saw a couple folks in the parking lot with a cart full of masks, wearing masks, taking mask selfies with their haul I work for CT. We are almost completely sold out in our urban stores and are trying to rush in more inventory. Surprisingly, we were the first customer to try to buy everything 3M has available locally. Apparently they make their N95 masks in Canada too. We bought everything they have and are receiving them soon so they should get to stores shortly. We’re also trying to buy as many as we can get from China, and maybe even fly them in. I don’t know if that’s a good idea or not. I’m glad I moved out of our fixing division to seasonal so I don’t have to worry about trying to buy 300K masks for this. Now nobody cares if I didn’t buy enough salt or shovels this winter.
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So everyone is buying tons of masks made in China and shipping them here because they're afraid of the virus coming in here from China? 
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Free market solutions
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Here in Singapore, which has a massive Chinese population in a very dense city unlike say, Scotland and Wisconsin, I’d say there’s maybe 10% of people wearing masks. Ya’ll crazy. Note if we get wiped out by this disease you can all message me abuse. EDIT: I can’t tell you how funny the idea of people already wearing masks in Wisconsin is to me. Real Cool Catfish fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jan 27, 2020 |
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Real Cool Catfish posted:Here in Singapore, which has a massive Chinese population in a very dense city unlike say, Scotland and Wisconsin, I’d say there’s maybe 10% of people wearing masks. Ya’ll crazy. The masks there are more about the smell of people the living in Wisconsin. The timing is a coincidence.
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Another Bill posted:These are the assholes keeping me from airbrushing my warhams right now Keep your mouth closed, shove wads of turlet paper up your nose.
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Jan 27, 2020 20:23
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Lambert posted:Traditional American Medicine is not being able to afford a hospital visit and eating as many burgers as possible. I'm not sure how to reply other than LMAO!
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don't want to read 23 pages of discussion and I don't trust the media coverage on this matter, so goons, should I panic?
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lezard_valeth posted:don't want to read 23 pages of discussion and I don't trust the media coverage on this matter, so goons, should I panic? No it's another non issue
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Katamari Democracy posted:There are videos circulating of nurses and Doctors having a mental breakdown because they are forced to work in the hospitals for days without sleep. It did make laugh, the woman is wailing & then they cut to people just trying to eat their dinner & likely thinking STFU!!
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Jan 27, 2020 20:51
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I bought some masks at CVS and have been wearing them around my sleepy New England town. You should see the looks I’m getting.
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Jan 27, 2020 20:56
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Bat is probably delicious. Also this disease disproportionately kills old people so hopefully it comes to the US and tilts both the voting composition and the job and real estate markets.
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Jan 27, 2020 20:57
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If I was born in Wisconsin I'd want to hide my face, too
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No no serious posted:I bought some masks at CVS and have been wearing them around my sleepy New England town. You should see the looks I’m getting. lol! they already give you that 'look' but you've not previously been watching for it..
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lezard_valeth posted:don't want to read 23 pages of discussion and I don't trust the media coverage on this matter, so goons, should I panic? It's a concern but not something that you should be hoarding masks and hungry man dinners over. If you're going to be going through an airport wash your hands and don't touch your face
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I just flew through SFO, a major airport where an active case was discovered literally yesterday, and I saw just one person in a mask. Midwesterners be crazy
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lezard_valeth posted:don't want to read 23 pages of discussion and I don't trust the media coverage on this matter, so goons, should I panic? Well actually the flu kills 80,000 Americans every year so if you aren’t panicking about that — *uncontrollably starts coughing blood*
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lezard_valeth posted:don't want to read 23 pages of discussion and I don't trust the media coverage on this matter, so goons, should I panic? warding off flu's, viruses n poo poo require basic hygiene at minimum, so you tell us
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DrowningInDreams posted:Bat is probably delicious. ^ wowo these US liberals are incredibly cowardly and are colluding with the chinese death virus labs
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Wild Horses posted:^ wowo these US liberals are incredibly cowardly and are colluding with the chinese death virus labs Who are you calling a liberal. I am an unconditional accelerationist. My will is as the will of God.
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MarquisDeSade posted:I work for CT. We are almost completely sold out in our urban stores and are trying to rush in more inventory. Surprisingly, we were the first customer to try to buy everything 3M has available locally. Apparently they make their N95 masks in Canada too. We bought everything they have and are receiving them soon so they should get to stores shortly. I just wanted a deep discount kettle and got mask panic Tonight I'm going to stock up the pantry so I have a month's worth of canned and dry goods if need be. Wouldn't be a bad thing to have extra food around 
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