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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
lmao the confirmed number is totally bs:

https://twitter.com/viviandongbala/status/1221705270985801730

Translation:

I know, and explain to you why the number of confirmed cases and suspected cases sometimes does not change much, sometimes it changes a lot, because the sample will be collected after the possibility of infection, and the relevant laboratory receiving the sample After a positive nucleic acid test, it is determined to be positive for the initial screening, and then a review test needs to be performed at the provincial CDC laboratory. If the result is still positive, report it to the expert group to evaluate whether it is a confirmed or suspected case.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
basically confirmed cases are probably hospitalizations only. maybe some community checks?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


MAYBE you could at least protect the western hemisphere by immediately banning all travel from any country outside the western hemisphere or something. thatll never happen ofc. but yeah im not optimistic about containment any more.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
is our posting pal from wuhan still around :ohdear:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Schnorkles posted:

basically confirmed cases are probably hospitalizations only. maybe some community checks?
it wouldn't surprise me given most people of asymptomatic symptoms to "well i feel like poo poo but i dont want to get checked out it'll blow over" wouldn't be confirmed. which probably is a good thing given 20% pneumonia rates that it's somewhat selecting a higher rate

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Xaris posted:

it wouldn't surprise me given most people of asymptomatic to "well i feel like poo poo but i dont want to get checked out it'll blow over" wouldn't. which probably is a good thing given 20% pneumonia rates

yeah, the confirmed number being absolutely wrong is not actually a bad thing in this case.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

whos got that bat soup recipe im cravin it

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
it probably good

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

for like the 20th time its probably already in india and this poo poo gonna get wild if that gets into the coastal cities

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Schnorkles posted:

for like the 20th time its probably already in india and this poo poo gonna get wild if that gets into the coastal cities

when, not if. containment was never an option that was going to work

just start planning your nice relaxing 2 week sick vacation and pirate all the latest movies n tv shows and fever poo poo

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schnorkles posted:

for like the 20th time its probably already in india and this poo poo gonna get wild if that gets into the coastal cities

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Bullfrog posted:

whos got that bat soup recipe im cravin it

the only way to defeat the fish flu is to develop an even more powerful superbug and make them fight mano a mano. so rub bats in pig feces, sprinkle on some chicken blood and eat it raw.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
like the fact that India is not reporting any cases is a bit of a :yikes:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Schnorkles posted:

for like the 20th time its probably already in india and this poo poo gonna get wild if that gets into the coastal cities

is horny prohibited for this?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

is horny prohibited for this?

horny is always prohibited triple sulk

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/ChuBailiang/status/1222032843443859456

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
horny is encouraged for wuhan virus

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


Maybe the smart play is flying to Wuhan. With everyone fleeing, already sick/dead, the virus would never think of looking for you there!

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
quick someone buy me a plane ticket

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



to be fair, horny can even help spread the virus

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
corona virus but it makes you really horny with an incumbation period of 69 days

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Xaris posted:

corona virus but it makes you really horny with an incumbation period of 69 days

mods

mods???

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Xaris posted:

corona virus but it makes you really horny with an incumbation period of 69 days

do you cum at the end

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

like the fact that India is not reporting any cases is a bit of a :yikes:

The Black Plague skipped over India during the Middle Ages, maybe they're lucky like that.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Me So Rona

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

triple sulk posted:

do you cum at the end

no blue balls growing ever bluer and bigger but you cannot cum ever again

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Xaris posted:

no blue balls growing ever bluer and bigger but you cannot cum ever again

this kills the human race

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Doorknob Slobber posted:

horny is encouraged for wuhan virus

get it wet in wu han

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Schnorkles posted:

for like the 20th time its probably already in india and this poo poo gonna get wild if that gets into the coastal cities

lol

https://twitter.com/IndianExpress/status/1222009695377903616
https://twitter.com/htTweets/status/1222033775334289409
https://twitter.com/NH_India/status/1222037286256365570

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Schnorkles posted:

all of the literature done involving quarantine procedure suggests that it doesn't actually help. at all.

________/

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

the movie contagion hits hard as a minnesota-born person lmao

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Schnorkles posted:

like the fact that India is not reporting any cases is a bit of a :yikes:

India is already dead, save yourself and your famil.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

RandomBlue posted:

India is already dead, save yourself and your famil.

With last dying breath... show..... vagine

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

kazr posted:

With last dying breath... show..... vagine
lol

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
How long can they keep the Chinese market closed? Because if the case numbers keep going up 50% a day, are they really going to want to open it next Monday?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-financial-markets-likely-stay-023203874.html

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
The novel and innovative corona virus.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

RandomBlue posted:

India is already dead, save yourself and your famil.

i also live in a place that starts with I, but it is the literal opposite of India

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

kazr posted:

With last dying breath... show..... vagine

but only if you have sex towel.

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pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Charlz Guybon posted:

How long can they keep the Chinese market closed? Because if the case numbers keep going up 50% a day, are they really going to want to open it next Monday?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-financial-markets-likely-stay-023203874.html

hahaha i totally missed this

if they don't open on monday, poo poo is gonna crash everywhere

:stoked:

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