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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Tesseraction posted:

Piss Polly has come out with her endorsement for leader: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/28/labour-split-affection-corbyn


Keir Starmer, to reunite the party rather than allow Rebecca Wrong-Smelly to homocorbynise the party further (ps she's an antisemite)

I can't face reading this, so could you just post the most annoying paragraph for the same effect?

Polly Toynbee has written 129 articles attacking Jeremy Corbyn in the last 12 months.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You could just not read it and punch yourself in the gonads like a normal person.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I read it while punching myself in the gonads.

Pistol_Pete posted:

I can't face reading this, so could you just post the most annoying paragraph for the same effect?
It's a tie between

quote:

Why pick over the bones of the election? Because places on the National Executive Committee, which oversees the party – and which is currently majority-Corbynite – come up for election with the leadership ballot. Will the membership yet again opt for Momentum-slate candidates who vote with craven obedience, or will they choose people who think freely?
Free Thinkers! :byodame:

and

quote:

Yet unity may be easier than it now looks. A convincing Starmer victory would bind up wounds; some Corbynites might return to the socialist splinter groups from whence they came. Most will stay – and people change when times change, as they did in the 1990s.
Go back to where you came from! :byodame:

With a cryptic reference to people changing with their material conditions like in the 90s it's not cryptic at all, it's just totally unaware of itself. People in the 90s changed to neoliberalism because of the end of history, and she misses that the people that change due to austerity will not be changing in her direction.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wish poly toynbee would go back to the splinter group she came from and stop writing articles.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Fudge orders for Valentine’s Day will be opening within 24 hours, but I just wanted to let you guys know that our first batch of vegan fudge is currently cooling!

So if you’re a vegan, lactose intolerant or just want to try something a bit different, your needs will now be catered to :)

At the moment it’s a plain vanilla flavour, but I’m planning a range of different ones to supplement our collection of dairy based treats. :)

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Do you have a website or seller account somewhere? I'd love some fancy fudge.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
God drat..

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1222137270402195456?s=19
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1222137384772546566?s=19

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Im at a client, and a new challenger has entered the fray.



Verdict - not as good as FHMM, lacks the punch. But kudos for trying.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I wish poly toynbee would go back to the splinter group she came from and stop writing articles.
The piss and poo poo everywhere liberals splinter group does nothing but write articles.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


ThomasPaine posted:

Do you have a website or seller account somewhere? I'd love some fancy fudge.

Website will be along in q2 of this year. There’s an Etsy page currently being set up, and we have a Facebook page at https://m.facebook.com/pages/category/Candy-Store/Fudjit-105554397597689/. I’ll be able to give the best price direct through here or fb at this stage- Etsy’s charges are ridiculous.

But do feel free to pm, email me at Fudjit.orders@gmail.com or send a fb message, and I’ll hook you up. :)

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Camrath posted:

Website will be along in q2 of this year. There’s an Etsy page currently being set up, and we have a Facebook page at https://m.facebook.com/pages/category/Candy-Store/Fudjit-105554397597689/. I’ll be able to give the best price direct through here or fb at this stage- Etsy’s charges are ridiculous.

But do feel free to pm, email me at Fudjit.orders@gmail.com or send a fb message, and I’ll hook you up. :)

Klarna are desperate to get into the ‘ballooning unregulated credit industry’ and are chucking free payment plugins at people.

Let me buy fudge on tick is what I’m saying

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Red Oktober posted:

Im at a client, and a new challenger has entered the fray.



Verdict - not as good as FHMM, lacks the punch. But kudos for trying.

yeah, they disappointed me. Seem to have the same amount of flavour but over a larger area. Shame

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Total Meatlove posted:

Klarna are desperate to get into the ‘ballooning unregulated credit industry’ and are chucking free payment plugins at people.

Let me buy fudge on tick is what I’m saying

If you're doing any kind of volumes at all then it's worth a Shopify + Stripe or WooCommerce on Wordpress. Both cheap and cheerful solutions for having your own eCommerce solution.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/markdistef/status/1222129612156821510?s=21

That's some top-tier euphemism work right there.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Aramoro posted:

If you're doing any kind of volumes at all then it's worth a Shopify + Stripe or WooCommerce on Wordpress. Both cheap and cheerful solutions for having your own eCommerce solution.

The klarna plugin for woo was exactly what I was thinking of. Also Starling do a free business account with Xero, Quickbooks and free agent integration so you can be super lazy about your accounting like me, and panic now it’s self assessment time

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Guavanaut posted:

I read it while punching myself in the gonads.

It's a tie between

Free Thinkers! :byodame:

and

Go back to where you came from! :byodame:

With a cryptic reference to people changing with their material conditions like in the 90s it's not cryptic at all, it's just totally unaware of itself. People in the 90s changed to neoliberalism because of the end of history, and she misses that the people that change due to austerity will not be changing in her direction.

drat those socialists, joining the socialist party for socialists. They should go back to their socialist splinter groups and let the party fail on its own (maybe we should, if Starmer wins to be fair. ANyone know any>?)

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Oh cool. BoJo is going for an Aussie immigration system.

Thats a really good way to look not-racist.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/ronanburtenshaw/status/1222160795611619328?s=20

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

CyberPingu posted:

Oh cool. BoJo is going for an Aussie immigration system.

Thats a really good way to look not-racist.

I wonder how much they're going to pay all the rich cunts in Jersey to turn it into a concentration camp.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
No need to put it on another island, the miserable death camp will be the UK.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

https://twitter.com/Nick_Crossland/status/1222138926065954816

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/glennbbc/status/1222051765530525696?s=21

https://twitter.com/glennbbc/status/1222074384933933056?s=21

https://twitter.com/glennbbc/status/1222127008576167939?s=21

https://twitter.com/glennbbc/status/1222138931795386368?s=21

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh well I'm sure that's never going to be an issue Keir.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I like the idea of a federal UK, but I think for it to be workable it would also need the partition of England (which I'm also not opposed to).

Otherwise you'd have one state with a population of 5m, one with a population of 3m, and one with a pop of 56m, which would be a nightmare for proportional state and federal power balance.

e: I suppose the other option is everywhere north of Northampton is ceded to Scotland. That might work.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider


Interesting choices of preview images, these.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I do love to capture all them with mouths open so they like like gawping pillocks.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Guavanaut posted:

I like the idea of a federal UK, but I think for it to be workable it would also need the partition of England (which I'm also not opposed to).

Otherwise you'd have one state with a population of 5m, one with a population of 3m, and one with a pop of 56m, which would be a nightmare for proportional state and federal power balance.

e: I suppose the other option is everywhere north of Northampton is ceded to Scotland. That might work.

Destroy England, federate by GOR

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Isn't that the weird fiction that #tradwife weirdos love?

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka


Still not all that equal, and of course big skew towards London and commuters into London, but as good a way England up as anything else

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There was someone on the news a few days ago saying that federalism wouldn't work because it's never been tried between nations with different cultures, faiths, and legal systems.

Nobody corrected them.
:canada:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Transporting the UK to the opposite side of the sun is a policy I can get behind.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



the sports pages?

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




6 months into the future?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If I remember right Gor is supposed to be located on the other side of the sun on the same orbital path as the earth, which is why we can't see it.

Unless you go to Barsoom obviously.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

OwlFancier posted:

If I remember right Gor is supposed to be located on the other side of the sun on the same orbital path as the earth, which is why we can't see it.

Unless you go to Barsoom obviously.

I hate that I a) know what Gor is and b) know enough about it to know that this is correct.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




I don't know what it is but it feels like a trap sprung from context.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

If I remember right Gor is supposed to be located on the other side of the sun on the same orbital path as the earth, which is why we can't see it.
How does it avoid crashing into Antichthon and the Spider-Man counter-earth?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gor is a series of books written from the 60's onward about a weird BDSM planet. As far as I'm aware it's basically epic wankfic but from before the internet.

Sort of inspired by the john carter of mars books but with more sexual pathology.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

How does it avoid crashing into Antichthon and the Spider-Man counter-earth?

They're stacked up, one above the orbital plane, one below.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Strom Cuzewon posted:

They're stacked up, one above the orbital plane, one below.

This physically hurt to read just so you know.

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