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AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012


But how is the stock for Corona beer doing

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PringleCreamEgg
Jul 2, 2004

Sleep, rest, do your best.
Why do these diseases seem to always come from China and not say, India? India also has a hot, humid climate with a dense population and poor sanitation? What makes China so special with the cool viruses?

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

PringleCreamEgg posted:

Why do these diseases seem to always come from China and not say, India? India also has a hot, humid climate with a dense population and poor sanitation? What makes China so special with the cool viruses?

more advanced bioweapons research

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




RajCooper posted:

european countires are emergency evacuating citizens from china, definitely wont help the spread or anything

I'm not sure how EU does it but my country's embassy will get you permit to leave locked down areas if you agree to 14 day quarantine.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
So it seems like the new German case is confirming asymptomatic spread if the person got infected on the 21st but the carrier didn’t feel sick till the 23rd.

woot

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




remember that if you don’t have a mask, peeing on a hanky serves in a pinch

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Not just Germany, but also Japan and, uh (refreshes Twitter) also Taiwan

https://twitter.com/Jerusalem_Post/status/1222147288207896578?s=19

quote:


Taiwan's Central Epidemic Command Centre said the latest patient, the eighth, was the first case of transmission on the island as in all the previous cases the people had been infected first in China.

The new patient, a man in his 50s from central Taiwan, was infected by his wife after she returned from working in China and before she was subsequently diagnosed, the command center said. The man is in a stable condition, it said.

Separately, the command center said it would extend to the rest of China an earlier warning not to go to Hubei province unless totally necessary, though Hong Kong and Macau are excluded.

Since the government of Taiwan claims control over mainland China I guess their Epidemic Command Center is also obligated to issue useless guidelines for the mainland, a good use of resources

twoday fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Jan 28, 2020

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
https://twitter.com/minhtngo/status/1221868357772668940?s=20

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Rated PG-34 posted:

remember that if you don’t have a mask, peeing on a hanky serves in a pinch

That's only useful if you've been thrown back in time to world war one and there's a gas attack on the trenches

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




the piss mask is real

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

PringleCreamEgg posted:

Why do these diseases seem to always come from China and not say, India? India also has a hot, humid climate with a dense population and poor sanitation? What makes China so special with the cool viruses?
Probably that SARS and Coronavirus come from animals. There are animals in India but in large swathes of the place eating animals is taboo so the chances of zoonosis is probably lower.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

If you use camel piss for your facemask, remember to boil it first

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
just opening my window and talking out of it, with my compatriots, during quarantine

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1222151114218491905?s=20

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

that bugs bunny florida gif except its hong kong

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

the pro-democracy coronavirus :thunk:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/sotiridi/status/1222153475489923073?s=20

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/MMFill/status/1222154745298718720

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004



but it won't :D

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


is this like the virus equivalent of the false flag theory

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1222160626627334147?s=20

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Democracy dies in darkness lol

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Homeless Friend posted:

Democracy dies in darkness lol

Ohhhhhh nooooooo
You done hosed up! You're talking about the wrong newspaper. You look like a fool, everyone is saying

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
If it's got Washington in it, they're the same paper

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/statu...ng-live-updates

this is pretty good news imo, suggests it's not quite as bad as "every traveler coming from Wuhan is asymptomatic but contagious"

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

just skimming his twitter, Jim Banks is a dipshit CHUD with a sometimes stopped clock beef w China.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Don't worry folks, there's finally some good news coming from all this mess! :toot:

https://twitter.com/abhabhattarai/status/1221863923655348230

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012


This [Insert Zombie Movie/Game Name] reboot sucks.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Vishass posted:

just skimming his twitter, Jim Banks is a dipshit CHUD with a sometimes stopped clock beef w China.

oh no way the guy linking the Washington times is a massive piece of poo poo??

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


I am willing to die for bath and body works and its increasingly looking like I may have to

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Already bought 90 bars of soap before this happened, a modern day nostradamus

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


AceOfFlames posted:

This [Insert Zombie Movie/Game Name] reboot sucks.

this Lord of the Rings remake sucks

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


posting itt with the fury of a bio nerd to demand that "aaaaaaaaa aaaaa aaa" not be the title because poly-adenine tails are the norm in RNA god DAMMIT

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
MLM boss babes shifting to wuhan soaps and n95 masks made from lularue overstock

acid garfield
Jul 11, 2019

Mondays are certain,
suffering is optional.
https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1222166207979233285?s=20

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

oh no way the guy linking the Washington times is a massive piece of poo poo??

you hate to see it

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

How metal

Can we make a pve mmo game out of it to bring the world together

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

MLM boss babes shifting to wuhan soaps and n95 masks made from lularue overstock

Wuhan girl anti virus test water

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Barudak posted:

Please migrate to the new thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3912640 as this thread has lost the mandate of moderation

Whose to say you have the Mandate of Heaven now as you did not then?

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lawman 0 posted:

Wuhan girl anti virus test water

N95 mask: $300

Wuhan girl av test water: $1500

Someone help me quarantine my family is dying!

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