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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Eh! Frank posted:

There better be a food-porn scene where Spenser is cooking a fabulous meal, or else it's not true to the books

Look at that trailer. It's not going to be even remotely close to the books.

Like, why even bother calling it a Spenser movie? I'm guessing the vast majority of people aren't there don't know about the books or TV show at this point. So no draw there. And the people who loved the books and TV show (my father) are likely going to be too angry that this is nothing like the books (like my father) and stay away.

Just make some random Mark Whalberg in Boston action movie and you'd probably get more people to take interest. Making this a Spenser movie is such a strange choice to me.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Guess what book series is getting a new movie this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NemWoDrL3-g

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Can't wait til Alex Rider teams up with John Wick and John Carter.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

The MSJ posted:

Guess what book series is getting a new movie this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NemWoDrL3-g

I remember those books being kinda fun. A lot darker than you'd expect from a YA "Young James Bond" kind of series; they weren't really shy about the title character being basically a child soldier.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

The MSJ posted:

Guess what book series is getting a new movie this year.

Is it Artemis Fowl?

Wait did that already come out?

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots have a baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FtHOApNMV4

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

clown shoes posted:

Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots have a baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FtHOApNMV4

Saw this at a film festival. It unfortunately doesn't really do anything interesting with its premise.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Jon Stewart's new movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vhaAoSm1NY

Harry Privates
Oct 10, 2007

This looks like it was made 15 years ago

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

That seems entirely like the kind of milquetoast political commentary you'd expect from Jon Stewart. Steve Carell looks terrific though.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Vegetable posted:

That seems entirely like the kind of milquetoast political commentary you'd expect from Jon Stewart. Steve Carell looks terrific though.

He is incredible in The Morning Show

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Harry Privates posted:

This looks like it was made 15 years ago

It was called Swing Vote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPICta8Rb9I

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



The political ads in this one were :discourse:

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




Every election cycle brings this poo poo out

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003


ahhhh

liberals can't just write columns about how to talk to the troglodytes, they have to make movies about it too

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Get ready for Family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKx_gzIKPUM

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

F9? When the person writing the script was struggling for a title, did they just look at the top row of keys and go "IDEA!"

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer
Jon Stewart's brain was broken way before he retired from his show, unfortunately. Glad to have had him when we did though.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=devnvcrLlX8

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Ramrod Hotshot posted:

ahhhh

liberals can't just write columns about how to talk to the troglodytes, they have to make movies about it too

Liberals loving suck and eat poo poo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



BeanpolePeckerwood posted:


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkY88kvkdvU

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBa9lELOOoo

Force Majeure remake looking real lovely.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEkmI7e36PE

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
So Toretto's evil older brother Raditz show up?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


MonsieurChoc posted:

So Toretto's evil older brother Raditz show up?

They have to find the other six necklaces.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Vin Diesel is 52 years old

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/blumhouse/status/1222565480411619333

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

I read that this was going to be more of a reinterpretation of Force Majeure, but most of the shots in this look like straight remakes of those in FM. FM was one of my favourite movies of the last few years, and yeah, this looks lovely.

I had to laugh when I saw that the character played by Kristofer Hivju in the original is played by Zach Woods here, and then Kristofer Hivju went and popped up at the end of the trailer!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gotta go bowl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt_MO66sj-8

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Carrey pulls off Dr Robotnik voice good

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Hopefully his theme will be in the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The second coming, and hopefully it does not involve an 8 year old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrF5xyXKDo

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

MeinPanzer posted:

I read that this was going to be more of a reinterpretation of Force Majeure, but most of the shots in this look like straight remakes of those in FM. FM was one of my favourite movies of the last few years, and yeah, this looks lovely.

I had to laugh when I saw that the character played by Kristofer Hivju in the original is played by Zach Woods here, and then Kristofer Hivju went and popped up at the end of the trailer!

It does look like a sort of lame version of Force Majeure but Zach Woods is great and making it a Valentine's Day release is inspired. I might check it out.

Edit: The Jesus movie looks fake. I'm not convinced that's a real movie

Colonel Whitey fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jan 31, 2020

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

The second coming, and hopefully it does not involve an 8 year old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrF5xyXKDo

Fire the post house that did that terrible looking speed change

MelancholyMark
May 5, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSiDu3Ywi8E
Yo the end of the trailer. Yo

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPADDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :aaaaa:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



MelancholyMark posted:

Yo the end of the trailer. Yo

This is what the people want :swoon:

evil_cheese
Sep 11, 2002
I AM A LIAR

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

This is what the people want :swoon:

Just when i think im out they pull me back in. I've gotta see what happens now :yaycloud:

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



finally we will learn whether blood is stronger than blood & vice versa

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