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Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

WhatEvil posted:

ANYWAY yeah thinking of getting out of the industry I'm in and yeah, seems to me lots more industries should accept people without specific experience, because I see a lot of job listings and think "I could do that, I have transferrable skills!" and then the listing is like "MUST have 3 years experience working with (thing I've never worked with but could easily understand and get to grips with)".

So yeah, Bardy, I sympathise. Jobs suck. Job hunting sucks. My confidence has taken a major beating just recently and I'm suffering from major anxiety. It's not a lot of fun.

Apply anyway, personal experience and plenty of recruiters have told me that even if it says you must have experience with a particular piece of software, if you are experienced with something similar you should get a look in.

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

It wasn't as funny when I rewatched it last year as when it was first on TV. A lot of comedy from the 80s/90s hasn't aged well. If you want to give it a try, it's all on youtube.

I do still find Father Ted very funny (and try to ignore what I now know about Glinner!)

Just pretend all the good stuff was written by Arthur Matthews, because it was

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Lord Ludikrous posted:

Apply anyway, personal experience and plenty of recruiters have told me that even if it says you must have experience with a particular piece of software, if you are experienced with something similar you should get a look in.

A load of this stuff is just a wish-list 'have a punt' from HR.

When I've been recruiting before I've found when I write something like 'experienced in x' or 'expert in y' this gets translated to something like 'experienced = 3 years, expert = 5' meaning that without my knowledge, HR once managed to put a spec out which required more years of experience in a piece of software than the software had existed for.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Red Oktober posted:

A load of this stuff is just a wish-list 'have a punt' from HR.

When I've been recruiting before I've found when I write something like 'experienced in x' or 'expert in y' this gets translated to something like 'experienced = 3 years, expert = 5' meaning that without my knowledge, HR once managed to put a spec out which required more years of experience in a piece of software than the software had existed for.

HR are clueless about anything remotely techy. I needed people who were good at MS Access as in importing data, error trapping, creating tables, queries including with calculations, who understood the various 1-1, 1-many etc type queries. HR sifted out all those applicants and included those with flashy CVs who knew how to use an MS Access form created by someone else but who couldn't tell the difference between an 0 and an O, so I created a test of a small set of excel files, a basic database and a list of various specific tasks I expected the applicants to be able to do. It was great, lots of people dropped out of the interviews in advance and a couple of really good people came through.

HR: "But what if they only learned how to do it for the interview?"
Me: "So what? They've learned how to do it - not on my time - and if they don't get the job, they've learned something useful"

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

jackhunter64 posted:

Alexei Sayle singing 'Revolutionary biscuits of Italy, you have nothing to lose but your wafers' from the cab of an InterCity 125 while being held up by a Mexican bandit :allears:

There's two quotes from that episode that I use on a far too frequent basis

"This calls for a very special blend, of psychology... And extreme violence"

And the list of Marxist revolutionary biscuits

"You've got your Garibaldi of course, you've got your Bourbon, and you've got your Peak Freans Trotsky assortment"

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/RossMcCaff/status/1222834752484519936?s=20

Now that's a Spiked Online headline.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
If the French are allowed to cheek kiss as a greeting and handshaking is respectable then why can't I shake my dick at interns for 3 minutes?

Reasonable bois want to know.

thebardyspoon
Jun 30, 2005

Guavanaut posted:

Ok I need to know more.

An assassin who uses a stealth canoe to do assassinations?

It’s this one, it looks cute and fun. Not something that’d be made in the UK tbh.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Hard agree, punching nazis is very good

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

This is a significant step down from the Living Marxism days of campaigning to stop the censorship of child pornography online ("Get the Met Off the Net")

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
House prices:

There's an interesting article in the Heil money pages on house prices over 174 years
.
Title for those who wish to read it is: "What happened to house prices over the past 174 years - and why did they once spend 70 years getting cheaper?"

It considers number of houses, sizes of houses, incomes, interest rates.
Graph lifted from the article below

Conclusion:

quote:

On the basis that we probably can’t double the housing stock and don’t want much smaller homes, avoiding money getting much cheaper while trying to get wages up looks like Britain’s best hope.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

House prices:

There's an interesting article in the Heil money pages on house prices over 174 years
.
Title for those who wish to read it is: "What happened to house prices over the past 174 years - and why did they once spend 70 years getting cheaper?"

It considers number of houses, sizes of houses, incomes, interest rates.
Graph lifted from the article below

Conclusion:

On the basis that we probably can’t double the housing stock and don’t want much smaller homes, avoiding money getting much cheaper while trying to get wages up looks like Britain’s best hope.

Glad we're doing Brexit and austerity then, that will help. :v:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

House prices:

There's an interesting article in the Heil money pages on house prices over 174 years
.
Title for those who wish to read it is: "What happened to house prices over the past 174 years - and why did they once spend 70 years getting cheaper?"

It considers number of houses, sizes of houses, incomes, interest rates.
Graph lifted from the article below

Conclusion:




Overlay this with that wage/productivity divergence graph and this doesn't seem like a terrible conclusion.

e/ of course most of the last 50 years of stolen wages exists as consolidated wealth now, we're not going to get wages back up to where they ought to be unless we start redistributing that money.

Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jan 30, 2020

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Continuity RCP posted:

This is a significant step down from the Living Marxism days of campaigning to stop the censorship of child pornography online ("Get the Met Off the Net")
It's an interesting bind, because while child abuse images present a form of harm by their circulation, the squads assembled to tackle them always end up exceeding their remit and trying to become moral guardians of what is and is not obscene, which then usually ends up targeting queer and marginalized groups. The Met at that point in time were categorizing gay hookup newsgroups alongside child abuse newsgroups because something something cottaging is also obscene and illegal.

The only way around that is to establish from the very start that we're not against CAI because they're obscene, but because they are child abuse, and keep a close watch on the watchmen (and vigorously oppose laws like SESTA/FOSTA that use the moral panic button of smut on are internet to make life more dangerous for sex workers).

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Guavanaut posted:

It's an interesting bind, because while child abuse images present a form of harm by their circulation, the squads assembled to tackle them always end up exceeding their remit and trying to become moral guardians of what is and is not obscene, which then usually ends up targeting queer and marginalized groups. The Met at that point in time were categorizing gay hookup newsgroups alongside child abuse newsgroups because something something cottaging is also obscene and illegal.

The only way around that is to establish from the very start that we're not against CAI because they're obscene, but because they are child abuse, and keep a close watch on the watchmen (and vigorously oppose laws like SESTA/FOSTA that use the moral panic button of smut on are internet to make life more dangerous for sex workers).

Given that LM was also campaigning against the idea of children having rights I think it's most likely that Frank Furedi is just a massive nonce

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Yeah, the other problem is that campaigning against that sort of censorship puts you on the same side of the debate as the "but what if the child consents?" lot. But I guess that's no different to PIE and NAMBLA pitching themselves as being on the side of gay lib, and how that reinforced a bunch of homophobic stereotypes about pederasty.

The only way to avoid that is to be openly anti-noncing as well as anti-censorship and pro-queer.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Libertarian ex-trot, deeply concerned about censorship and the nanny state intervening in what goes on in the home. very suspicious

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Guavanaut posted:

It's an interesting bind, because while child abuse images present a form of harm by their circulation, the squads assembled to tackle them always end up exceeding their remit

Sometimes the police cut out the middle man and start distributing it themselves.


quote:

Australian police secretly operated one of the dark web’s largest child abuse sites for almost a year, posing as its founder in an undercover operation that has triggered arrests and rescues across the globe.
To maintain their cover, undercover detectives were posting and sharing abuse material on Childs Play. Other users continued to post and view images while the site was under police control.
x

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Australia also set up an 'anti child abuse' firewall so overbroad that it ended up blocking resources intended to help children who were being abused.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Guavanaut posted:

Australia also set up an 'anti child abuse' firewall so overbroad that it ended up blocking resources intended to help children who were being abused.

This kind of thing happens so much I can only start to attribute it to malice, not incompetence.

It happens with child abuse, with spousal abuse, with sex workers, with trans kids, with mental health issues, eating disorders, etc etc etc. Every time someone sets up a filter or a firewall or an algorithm to hide abuse/enabling content, it ALWAYS ends up rounding up survivors and support groups into the bargain.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Happens with social media blanket bans on 'hate symbols' too.

"Hey I'm HistoryGuy and here's some information proving the Holocaust happened and how it was orchestrated." pretty much has to have swastikas and totenkopfe in it somewhere, whereas "I'm OdinNation18 and I'm going to tell you about the (((Marxist intellectual banker lizards))) that control the world through Zionism while standing in front of a German Post Office flag from 1933" gets a pass because it requires some (not much) degree of awareness to parse.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

goddamnedtwisto posted:

There's episodes that haven't aged well but I'd say it still holds up. Bambi is the best one though and probably did more to shape me than my entire school career.
Bambi is the University Challenge one, aye? That's also a classic. Can't beat the bit with the lentils in Bomb for my money though :v:

Also yeah, Bottom is still an absolute classic - we rewatched it on Netflix not long back and the final episode is now one of my daughter's favourite things ever. "Goooooo A-Squad!"

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Tsietisin posted:

There's two quotes from that episode that I use on a far too frequent basis

"This calls for a very special blend, of psychology... And extreme violence"

And the list of Marxist revolutionary biscuits

"You've got your Garibaldi of course, you've got your Bourbon, and you've got your Peak Freans Trotsky assortment"

Well known Marxist revolutionaries the Bourbon monarchy... :thermidor:

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

thebardyspoon posted:

I had an interview with them a few years ago, I am a big fan of some of their games.
Didn’t get the job but I remember them seeming quite proud of their crunch culture, dude interviewing me said I’d probably be doing an hour or an hour and a half overtime everyday for around 3 months in the lead up to release of their games. Sorta put me off a bit but I might look at them again. I think it’d be more interesting at least.
The two brothers who own Rebellion are absolute shits, but most everyone else there is good. Crunch wasn't bad when I worked there but that was 10 years ago now.

thebardyspoon posted:

Also saw the guys that are making the stealth canoe assassin vr game are hiring so might give them a go.
Had an interview with them a few weeks back. I didn't take the job so I can't comment too much on the company, but it was one of the most effective and competent interviews I've had. Game seems fun enough if a bit limited.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

birds taking Jose's advice

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/...ingawful.com%2F

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
liberalsapproachingthepoint.txt

https://twitter.com/wantsahusky/status/1222585156659224576?s=19

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/GAYLEXITNOW/status/1222696641351880704

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


US politics, but I think we'd appreciate it in here too:

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1222561456866103297

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

They've locked their tweets, what did it say?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
I actually work with catapult on some of their programmes and they’re quite good.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Lord of the Llamas posted:

They've locked their tweets, what did it say?
racist twitter 🤝 racist twitter

united in being racist

Or actually
Tory twitter 🤝 'soft left' twitter

*united in mocking Zarah Sultana*

Guys I think the monkey paw curled up and we've got our AOC :ohdear:

e: vv looks like they did spell her name right then, I was sure they hadn't when I looked at it.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jan 30, 2020

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Lord of the Llamas posted:

They've locked their tweets, what did it say?

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Its just strange that given the total lack of competence or intelligence across the board in the highest levels of British politics that the people that always get singled out for criticism are either women, BAME or both.

Just really unusual that. Not sure why that might be.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Private Speech posted:

Glad we're doing Brexit and austerity then, that will help. :v:

Yeah wasn't the point of brexit that we deregulate and be more like China where there's a trillion jobs paying almost nothing and no mobility. But we'll be competitive.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

this country is a grey, miserable hole full of grumpy, miserable cunts who can't imagine better and would rather have worse than be proved wrong. the most emotion you can see from your average rear end in a top hat on the streets is barely disguised horror and disgust from old fuckers with one foot in the grave, swanning about looking like they're afraid of their own farts. go outside and try and find a happy person. you can't, happy people have to stay inside or their fleeting joy would be crushed out of them by the sea of miserable frowns. all races, all genders, all religions, all anything, just loving miserable. the only people laughing are the Tories, cause these miserable fuckers put them there to make their lives worse. gently caress britain. if I could push a button and plunge this utter waste of arable land into the center of the earth and raise every other country on the planet one inch away from the steadily rising sea levels I'd do it so fast you'd all be saying your goodbyes halfway through the mantle

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I keep saying that we should move Britain to the Caribbean. People would either be happier because of the weather or the landmass would act as a hurricane shield for the smaller islands, either works.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1222872433004179457

Jings!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

ooh look at me I'm british, it isn't sunny 100% of the time so I'm going to live in malta and complain about people's hats. remember when you could kick a chinaman to death and the politically correct brigade didn't jump down your throat? good old days

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

All the Jobschat makes me think there should be a UKMT jobs aggregator or something (maybe on the discord?) The company I work for hires regularly and is a decent place to work but there's not really anywhere to post stuff up around here and the thread moves fast enough stuff just falls off.

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

having a golly as a child doesn't make me racist! still clinging to one as an adult doesn't make me racist! punching the only black guy I know, jim "crow" jenkins, in the face every time I get drunk doesn't make me ra

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