Coronavirus 2020 - START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!!

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CAPS LOCK BROKEN: Feb 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Armadillo Tank posted:

Serious question though:
Does north korea have significant traffic of chinese citizens? Are they the true madagascar in this scenario?

The bigger risk is NK citizens returning back to NK from the PRC

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:10

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 15:57

half cocaine: Jul 22, 2019

Whenever I see a zerohedge tweet I just think about all those times they were pumping bitcoin and weed stocks and how

lol

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:11

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

They lurk among us

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1222942755434921984

i think at least some level of viral shedding during the asymptomatic period has been on everyone's radar from the beginning.

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:12

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1222842678104199169?s=20

hell yeah, part of the fun of a cruise ship is discovering which horrible super contagious disease you're going to catch from everyone else

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:14

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Siljmonster posted:

No loving way

Cruise ships are just floating disease vectors at the best of times

"Mood on the boat this morning while we wait"

https://twitter.com/Serge_Simard/status/1222883976995536896

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:16

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

https://twitter.com/UnionLeader/status/1222905270076104704?s=19

Good news from New Hampshire.

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:19

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

a.lo posted:

fuckin dump a 55 gallon drum of pure virus water down this bitches face

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:19

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

SKULL.GIF posted:

Pete Townshend is about to announce whether they'll declare a global emergency in 18 minutes.

Lol

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:20

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

U-DO Burger posted:

dammit stop edging me

I am sorry 😞

https://twitter.com/HelenBranswell/status/1222946181933928449

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:20

MorrisBae: Jan 18, 2020; by Athanatos

angerbeet posted:

Cruise ships are just floating disease vectors at the best of times

"Mood on the boat this morning while we wait"

https://twitter.com/Serge_Simard/status/1222883976995536896

They should start playing "My Heart Will Go On" to calm everyone down

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:21

AceOfFlames: Oct 9, 2012

MorrisBae posted:

They should start playing "Nearer, My God, to Thee" to calm everyone down

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:23

CottonWolf: Jul 20, 2012; Good ideas generator

angerbeet posted:

Cruise ships are just floating disease vectors at the best of times

"Mood on the boat this morning while we wait"

https://twitter.com/Serge_Simard/status/1222883976995536896

Yeah. The word quarantine even comes from the fourty days that ships used to be kept from docking to prevent plague outbreaks.

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:27

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

someone photoshop trump three-point shooting some paper towels into the infected cruise ship

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:29

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

e: wrong thread lol

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:34

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Schnorkles posted:

the arrests for child eating start soon right??

This isn't the Qanon thread

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:35

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

RajCooper posted:

are we calling it the WuFlu yet?

W-Flu, or, "double flu"

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:36

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

CottonWolf posted:

I mean, it was inevitable.

I'm just surprised we've managed to avoid any cases in the UK as of yet. But we'll go down with the rest of you soon enough, I'm sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9J-dxEgY4

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:36

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

lol I have a coworker who flew home to china for lunar new year and she lives just east of Wuhan and we have no idea when she's gonna make it back

welp she left early, is back in the US and currently asymptomatic, but she's gonna self-quarantine for a couple of weeks

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:40

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

fludo you must take the one virus to mordor and cast it into the superbowl

# ? Jan 30, 2020 19:58

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

neutral milf hotel posted:

someone photoshop trump three-point shooting some paper towels into the infected cruise ship

# ? Jan 30, 2020 20:02

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

apparently hubeis numbers were revised up from 1000 increase to 1500 increase yesterday, so here is the updated Official Graph

# ? Jan 30, 2020 20:02

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1222958910207856642?s=20

# ? Jan 30, 2020 20:10

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Bobby Digital posted:

lol ty

# ? Jan 30, 2020 20:11

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Apparently the couple on that cruise ship tested negative so it's fine.

SKULL.GIF posted:

They lurk among us

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1222942755434921984

The Australian scientists who managed to recreate the virus in a lab were saying this was part of the good that might come out of their work, that they could develop a more accurate test that would rely on actually testing for the presence of the virus instead of testing for symptoms.

# ? Jan 30, 2020 20:16