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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Having an attention‐getting and easily dispensed‐with disguise is a classic trick.

It works great on eyewitnesses, not so much on cameras.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1221881862244749315

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




"The boulder appears to be shrinking now, repeat, the boulder appears to be shrinking as we walk away from it"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
roads can have little a boulder, as a treat

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

If they can't identify him then it's a Good Wig.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1222142377650991105


quote:

As the global death toll from an alarming new coronavirus surged this week, promoters of the pro-Trump QAnon conspiracy theory were urging their fans to ward off the illness by purchasing and drinking dangerous bleach.
The substance—dubbed “Miracle Mineral Solution” or “MMS”—has long been promoted by fringe groups as a combination miracle cure and vaccine for everything from autism to cancer and HIV/AIDS.

“I’m going to have to get home, and MMS the whole state,” prominent QAnon promoter Jordan Sather told his audience in a recent video. “MMS the whole poo poo out of everything.” “Chief Police 2,” a prominent anonymous QAnon account on Twitter, also pushed MMS as the coronavirus spread.

On Friday, the account’s operator urged its nearly 18,000 followers to buy “20-20-20 spray,” an MMS concoction

https://twitter.com/chiefpolice2/status/1220930150205812742

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Hmmm yes, after drinking bleach you definitely won't be diabetic or autistic anymore.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

I, for one, am in favor of QAnon folks drinking bleach. More power to them, I say.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Cacafuego posted:

I, for one, am in favor of QAnon folks drinking bleach. More power to them, I say.

It was pointed out to me that they might have small children.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Yeah, a lot of this involves having children drink bleach to "cure" autism.

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9psFtbw4Gg

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I put this in the cursed thread too.





https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/01/28/us/9-yo-boy-murder-charge-fl-stabbing-trnd/index.html

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


I was surprised to find out you can be put in Juvie at 7 years old.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Kid didn't even blame it on a creepypasta. Lame.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

The boys name: Michael Myers

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Cacafuego posted:

The boys name: Michael Myers

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://nypost.com/2020/01/30/costumed-minnie-mouse-pummels-vegas-security-guard-in-wild-beatdown/

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Punxsutawney Phil should be replaced with AI groundhog, says PETA
:awesomelon:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I’m only gonna apply if I get an X-Wing.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cartoon Man posted:



I’m only gonna apply if I get an X-Wing.

Sorry, they only have Tie-Fighters

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



And remember, service guarantees citizenship!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

And remember, service guarantees citizenship!

The USA has deported a vet who toured the middle east in the last 6 months.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

The USA has deported a vet who toured the middle east in the last 6 months.

Thus proving we're in the worst timeline because even a fascist hellscape managed to clear that low bar.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I tried to write a "clever" post but can't, i'm sleep deprived and half drunk. Still wanted to say Paul Verhoeven is a genius and an underrated director.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




He’s giving up.

https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/t...scorning-25000/

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

someone showed him Audition

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

gey muckle mowser posted:

someone showed him Audition

Would that really deter him

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Blackheaded cockchafer beetles invade Tasmanian homes after hot, wet weather :pervert:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Socially conservative mom says racy halftime entertainment drove distraught 13-year-old son to his bedroom

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Oh you sweet summer parent

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Snake cannibal romance drama 'not unusual' for copperheads, expert says

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:j: cm'ere you tasssssty ssstud muffin you.
:v: Awww yissssss!
*one sexing followed by actually vore Later*
:j: :barf:
:v: so same time next week?

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


It's not unusual to be loved by a snake cannibal
It's not unusual to have fun with a snake cannibal

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Like I said earlier, nature ain't got nothing to learn from humans about sex.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I thought this was an Onion headline.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The MSJ posted:

I thought this was an Onion headline.

buddy we're living in one

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

There is apparently no standardization of snake names because we have unrelated copperhead snakes in America.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

quote:

"Both snakes are now doing fine … the little guy that got eaten is resting up before we release him."

I'm sorry but that male snake is never going to be fine again.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Samuringa posted:

I'm sorry but that male snake is never going to be fine again.

Oral sex is just a little different for snakes, okay? Prude.

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