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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



It is a great book, get it.

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Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Jay_Zombie posted:

My favorite part about that scene has always been the wibbly wobbly bendy rubber tail that's obviously being hoisted up via a wire by some disinterested grip off screen and it doesn't detract from the :stare: in the least.

Now I can't unsee it, it's as if the alien is being picked up tail first.

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!

Jay_Zombie posted:

Are we back to horneyposting? Because I used up all my good material last time.

You are just dehydrated. Don't worry, it'll cum back

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Jay_Zombie posted:

Are we back to horneyposting? Because I used up all my good material last time.

No, it looks like you still had some good stuff in you.


Jay_Zombie posted:

My favorite part about that scene has always been the wibbly wobbly bendy penis that's obviously being hoisted up via a wire by some disinterested grip off screen and it doesn't detract from the :stare: in the least.

Arzakon
Nov 24, 2002

"I hereby retire from Mafia"
Please turbo me if you catch me in a game.

mind the walrus posted:

I first saw Aliens when I was 7.

How'd your life turn out cause I watched Alien and Aliens with my 6 and 7 year old a few months ago and I'm just trying to figure out what has the most weight when figuring out future therapy costs.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I post on the SomethingAwful Forums in 2020 how the gently caress do you think it turned out

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I saw Aliens before I saw Alien. Had I seen them in order I probably would have been more terrified by Alien since I had to have been like 9 for Aliens. I kinda wish when I rewatch that I could relive the edge of my seat of seeing Alien for the first time even though I was 13 for that one.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Greggster posted:

Now I can't unsee it, it's as if the alien is being picked up tail first.

It just looks scorpion style to me, not unbelievable for a somewhat insect-like alien :shrug:

SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jan 31, 2020

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Beet Wagon posted:

Alienms thread, is it madness to pick up the Alien ttrpg and start running a third tabletop game, or is this what I should have been doing all along

I think the best solution is to gradually introduce Alien elements into your other 2 games, until you can fold them both into a singular Alien-centric campaign.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Arzakon posted:

How'd your life turn out cause I watched Alien and Aliens with my 6 and 7 year old a few months ago and I'm just trying to figure out what has the most weight when figuring out future therapy costs.

When my mom was dating the guy who would end up being my step-father, I was about 7 or so. He had not only cable, but HBO --- wow! He invited us all over to watch Alien when it first aired on HBO.

It didn't really faze me, iirc correctly. I don't think I had nightmares or anything. Now, the babysitter that let us watch Poltergeist when that came out a few years later, that hosed me up hardcore. I blame that film for making me freaked out about clowns and trees moving outside the window and sleeping with a nightlight on.

So, I wouldn't worry, except

mind the walrus posted:

I post on the SomethingAwful Forums in 2020 how the gently caress do you think it turned out

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I watched RoboCop with my parents at age 7. It contributed to it being my favorite movie, because as I grew up with it I keyed on to the layered themes. First the action packed cyborg heroics, then the themes of alienation and search for self, then the preacient social satire.

My dad (RIP) would always say "squint one eye" at titty scenes. He was ahead of his time in the sense that he realized back in the day it was hosed up showing two people loving each other's bodies was x-rated filth but showing them violently destroying each other's bodies was PG-13/R Rated Normal Entertainment.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Said before on forums here, my and my brothers grew up on the video nasty store that was opposite our house.
They had action/horror/pornos, and the only ones they wouldn't give is the porno.

So we got to saw Evil Dead, Deadly Spawn, and a poo poo load of other movies. Aliens was scary but not as much as some others.
We saw Robocop with my uncle babysitting us. When the acid tank guy appeared, uncle wanted to turn it off thinking it wasn't right for us.
We wanted to rewind to watch it again.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

tango alpha delta posted:

You are just dehydrated. Don't worry, it'll cum back

Prbably at night. That's mostly when they cum.
Mostly.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The delivery on ahhHHH DON'T TOUCH ME MAN combined with the horror on his face, the awesome practical effect, and the mallet to a pizza pop ending just :kiss:

I love Robocop so much.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Greggster posted:

Now I can't unsee it, it's as if the alien is being picked up tail first.

If watching Steve Irwin has taught me anything, it's that that is the safest way to pick up a dangerous animal.

Crikey! Look that this bugger!
*picks up xeno by the tail*
Isn't he a beaaauuuuuty!
*inner jaw snaps at face*
Not that little mouth inside it's big mouth, that can punch through a human skull in one bite!!
*xeno impotently swipes with claws, just out of reach*
Look at those claws! They're razor sharp. You don't want those bad boys to get ahold of you.
*xeno hisses in frustration*
Now, normally these Xenomorphs live in a hive like community so it's safe to say that there's more of these babies creepy crawling around here somewhere, so we're going to let this one go an move on.
*gently lowers xeno back into the water where it, completely confused by what just happened, tentatively swims off*

Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Jan 31, 2020

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Jay_Zombie posted:

If watching Steve Irwin has taught me anything, it's that that is the safest way to pick up a dangerous animal.

Crikey! Look that this bugger!
*picks up xeno by the tail*
Isn't he a beaaauuuuuty!
*inner jaw snaps at face*
Not that little mouth inside it's big mouth, that can punch through a human skull in one bite!!
*xeno impotently swipes with claws, just out of reach*
Look at those claws! They're razor sharp. You don't want those bad boys to get ahold of you.
*xeno hisses in frustration*
Now, normally these Xenomorphs live in a hive like community so it's safe to say that there's more of these babies creepy crawling around here somewhere, so we're going to let this one go an move on.
*gently lowers xeno back into the water where it, completely confused by what just happened, tentatively swims off*

LOL I've read this in his voice several times and cannot stop laughing.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

drat thanks for quoting, that's about the best edit of all time lol.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I blame that film for making me freaked out about clowns

Hobo Clowns are the scariest.
Because they're hungry.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I saw the original egg teaser on vhs when i was around 8 (late 1980s) and had nightmares for two years after

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Krankenstyle posted:

I saw the original egg teaser on vhs when i was around 8 (late 1980s) and had nightmares for two years after

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8

Holy poo poo man, I've never seen that and got goosebumps, what a bangin trailer.

It's awesome how it intrigues you rather than give 90% of everything away, people wouldn't have the attention span to get through the first 30s these days.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



I saw ‘Alien’ on VHS at age 9 after getting hooked on the Kenner tots, and the series obviously had no effect on me whatsoever. :shepface:

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I just rewatched Starship Troopers and wow what a great movie. It's not really the same idea as Aliens, but they're close I think.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

MrMojok posted:

LOL I've read this in his voice several times and cannot stop laughing.

Thanks. I feel like that could have been a Robot Chicken sketch or something.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SilvergunSuperman posted:

Holy poo poo man, I've never seen that and got goosebumps, what a bangin trailer.

It's awesome how it intrigues you rather than give 90% of everything away, people wouldn't have the attention span to get through the first 30s these days.

yeah its a fantastic trailer, fuckin top notch

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

SHISHKABOB posted:

I just rewatched Starship Troopers and wow what a great movie. It's not really the same idea as Aliens, but they're close I think.
The special effect on the Zerglings is still way too loving good for 1997 and I have no idea how they pulled it off

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Dad is a sci-fi action fan, so he took me to see Alien 3 and Terminator 2 in theatres, when I was a wee lad. Was awesome.

What really screwed me up movie-wise, was my grandmother. She owned a farm way out in the middle of nowhere, and she was a big fan of horror movies. If my parents were going on a trip, they would drop off my older sister and I there. So we'd all be watching gory horror movies all night, and my grandmother would pause the movie and go "what was that?" Cue going around the old farmhouse, shining flashlights out the windows into the pitch black. Thanks Nana, I don't think it traumatized me too badly.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



The Zombie Guy posted:

What really screwed me up movie-wise, was my grandmother. She owned a farm way out in the middle of nowhere, and she was a big fan of horror movies. If my parents were going on a trip, they would drop off my older sister and I there. So we'd all be watching gory horror movies all night, and my grandmother would pause the movie and go "what was that?" Cue going around the old farmhouse, shining flashlights out the windows into the pitch black. Thanks Nana, I don't think it traumatized me too badly.

That's a cool f'in gramma.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Zombie Guy posted:

Dad is a sci-fi action fan, so he took me to see Alien 3 and Terminator 2 in theatres, when I was a wee lad. Was awesome.

What really screwed me up movie-wise, was my grandmother. She owned a farm way out in the middle of nowhere, and she was a big fan of horror movies. If my parents were going on a trip, they would drop off my older sister and I there. So we'd all be watching gory horror movies all night, and my grandmother would pause the movie and go "what was that?" Cue going around the old farmhouse, shining flashlights out the windows into the pitch black. Thanks Nana, I don't think it traumatized me too badly.

owned by gramma

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

RIP Zombie Guy's gramma

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



o7

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



anyone ever read the alien faq that was on usenet back in the day

part 4(?) was some guy all speculating on the alien homeworld's alkaline environment and its natural predators. it was very cool to a young nerd 20 years ago

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Jay_Zombie posted:

If watching Steve Irwin has taught me anything, it's that that is the safest way to pick up a dangerous animal.

Crikey! Look that this bugger!
*picks up xeno by the tail*
Isn't he a beaaauuuuuty!
*inner jaw snaps at face*
Not that little mouth inside it's big mouth, that can punch through a human skull in one bite!!
*xeno impotently swipes with claws, just out of reach*
Look at those claws! They're razor sharp. You don't want those bad boys to get ahold of you.
*xeno hisses in frustration*
Now, normally these Xenomorphs live in a hive like community so it's safe to say that there's more of these babies creepy crawling around here somewhere, so we're going to let this one go an move on.
*gently lowers xeno back into the water where it, completely confused by what just happened, tentatively swims off*

Amazing :kimchi:

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Krankenstyle posted:

anyone ever read the alien faq that was on usenet back in the day

part 4(?) was some guy all speculating on the alien homeworld's alkaline environment and its natural predators. it was very cool to a young nerd 20 years ago

A young me printed out all 100 pages of something called the Anchorage? project to read on a flight once.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Krankenstyle posted:

anyone ever read the alien faq that was on usenet back in the day

part 4(?) was some guy all speculating on the alien homeworld's alkaline environment and its natural predators. it was very cool to a young nerd 20 years ago

Did it have a sweet ASCII logo on the first page?

Every 90's FAQ needs a sweet first page ascii logo.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hell yea it did, found em on my old poo poo hd

pre:
--,_  < <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >  _,--
    \                                                                  /
     \                  ALIEN, ALIENS and ALIEN^3                     /
,_    |                                                              |    _,
  `-,__|         Information and Frequently Asked Questions         |__,-'
_______'                                                            `_______
  VVVV  ______,_              Version 2.6                   _,______  VVVV
\|XXXX|/|/|/|/(_                                            _)\|\|\|\|XXXX|\
_M_M_M_                       PART 4 of 4                            _M_M_M_
      _)                                                            (_
\______\    < < < < < < <<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > >      /______/
/Volumes/raid/Diverse/Alien/Alien FAQ #4 - Deductions.txt
https://pastebin.com/ytgDi1ME

/Volumes/raid/Diverse/Alien/Alien Life Speculation.txt
https://pastebin.com/mUrfRuzB

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yes i have an alien folder on my old poo poo hd.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



til that the faq maintainer definitely inspired the alien 4 script

quote:

Ripley is ressurrected twohundred years after Alien3 from a blood sample
they took from her just after her impregnation. The spore inside the original
Ripley grew little 'feelers' into her body, which itself consisted of possible
spores for new aliens if seperated from the original spore. Therefore, when
Ripley is cloned, a little part of the original spore is also incubated, and
the new 'Company' obtains a new Alien Queen embryo from her. (This idea was
originally from yours truly; more information about this alien spore idea can
be obtained by emailing me. -Eelko de Vos)
This clone of Ripley tries to figure out who and what she is, and finds out
that the alien DNA that's been part of her from 'birth' gives her heightened
sensitivities and abilities. (This certainly was not. -EdV)
While the new Ripley tries to figure out what she is: human, alien or a new
being, a group of scientists, soldiers and mercenaries tries to stop their ship
-heading for Earth- carrying New and Improved Alien Species.

Any new rumours can be send to 'E.W.C.deVos@Student.twi.TUDelft.nl'. Please
state where you got the rumours from, and what the status is: confirmed by
20th Century Fox or not.

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jan 31, 2020

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Hunterhr posted:

A young me printed out all 100 pages of something called the Anchorage? project to read on a flight once.

The Anchorpoint Essays, named for Anchorpoint Station from the William Gibson Alien3 draft.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I saw Aliens for the first time when I was like 9 or 10, as part of a cavalcade of movies (Alien/s, 3, Resurrection, both Terminators, Predator 1 and 2) that my father let me watch to get back at my mother for refusing to let me stay up late and watch Judge Dredd lol

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Illegal Hen
Hah, being "saved" from Judge Dredd. I still have a soft spot for that Stallone film, but I also recognize it's a bloated mess.

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