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sexpig by night posted:*Ron Howard Voice* they won't have to answer to this today This is definitely still funny and clever.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:01
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Narrator: they did not, in fact, have to answer to anything Edit: Goddamit
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Jan 31, 2020 19:02
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Jaxyon posted:This is definitely still funny and clever. I mean, they're not. There's not even questioning. I'm sure the house managers will bring it up but Trump's team will go 'nah' and that's that unless there's witnesses.
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sexpig by night posted:I mean, they're not. There's not even questioning. I'm sure the house managers will bring it up but Trump's team will go 'nah' and that's that unless there's witnesses. While I never thought they were going to, I can fully appreciate the fresh and irreverent Arrested Development framing which is always funny and definitely not old. And two comedic geniuses aligned, like planets, I'm just glad i was here to see it.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:05
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Jan 31, 2020 19:07
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what a loving little worm. best part is the base will rip his balls off for not sufficiently blowing trump.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:08
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oxsnard posted:Elon Musk is the biggest loving idiot on the planet so I guess we're gonna die Even idiots get somethings right. Mostly he is parroting what a lot of experts are saying. It's not exactly a hot take to say "It's not as bad as it twitter fearmongers think it is" and "it's similar to the flu."
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Jan 31, 2020 19:08
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lol, good lord
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Jan 31, 2020 19:09
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*me getting mad when Seinfeld uses the Kramer busting in through the door at an inappropriate time gag one too many episodes*
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Jan 31, 2020 19:09
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Turns out the Party of Law and Order was talking about the TV show
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Jan 31, 2020 19:09
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Jan 31, 2020 19:10
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Jan 31, 2020 19:16
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I like that we are now at "yeah he broke the law but uh it would be unfair to punish him"
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Jan 31, 2020 19:18
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ImpAtom posted:I like that we are now at "yeah he broke the law but uh it would be unfair to punish him" Can't wait to hear these soundbites yet again during Bernie's third impeachment
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Jan 31, 2020 19:19
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The comments are funny. You should check them out.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:19
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This is an all-time poo poo take, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Jan 31, 2020 19:19
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fuckin' okay Rudy just said the meeting happened, but he's mad that Bolton treated him like a clown after the fact.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:22
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Jaxyon posted:This is definitely still funny and clever. The Senate believes it's over.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:22
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stop it, i have reached my tiny quote of hope intake for the day
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Jan 31, 2020 19:22
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Literally Kermit posted:Well I am all for a good hugbox and I'm no snitch, so I'm going to get involved anyway! Sure thing
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Jan 31, 2020 19:25
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I'm pretty sure with the comments the GOP senators are making they are just rubbing it in. They know they can literally do whatever the gently caress they want and their base will still vote for them. They absolutely do not care about this country at all. All that bluster about the law and being a "constitutionalist", or as Tomi Lahren says a constitutional, was strictly hogwash. This just makes me so angry....angry enough to vote and do some phone banking for bernie. I am going to phone bank or something for whoever the democratic candidate is. I hate blue no matter who, but I think in this situation we cannot afford to be choosy. Lets just work our hardest to make sure it isn't buttigieg or biden....or klobuchar...gross.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:36
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"We'd love to have fact witnesses testify in front of the House but we can't do that since it's an unfair democrat driven witch hunt and a sham so it's not fair" *is impeached* "We don't need to call anyone to testify in the presumably now "fair" republican led senate because there's not even any need since the president can do anything and also I'm rubber and you're glue"
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Jan 31, 2020 19:38
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Nonsense posted:The Senate believes it's over. Could you state this in an incredibly clever that also reminds all of a joke that was told by a funny person at some point in the past, efficiently up-cycling the genius?
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Jan 31, 2020 19:38
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It's basically the Dershowitz defense: Marco Rubio voting to impeach would be against national interest since it would get Marco Rubio primaried.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:39
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Jaxyon posted:Could you state this in an incredibly clever that also reminds all of a joke that was told by a funny person at some point in the past, efficiently up-cycling the genius? are you ok
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Jan 31, 2020 19:40
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I just hope that every attack ad against the president and senators is about how they openly support a dictatorship. Don't mince words. Don't sugarcoat it. Just openly announce that the GOP thinks a president is a king and that it is undemocratic to elect officials who don't believe in democracy.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:41
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Holy poo poo https://twitter.com/addysbaird/status/1223309775250886656 "the congress has failed as an institution, also, I'm not voting for a motion to call witnesses"
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Jan 31, 2020 19:48
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Jan 31, 2020 19:51
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Chilichimp posted:Holy poo poo Yeah, she's saying the Democratic controlled House has failed, not the Senate. The trial is not fair because the Democrats hosed it up, is her statement.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:52
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Lol that she blamed the dems in the house for the failure of congress, not the senate
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Jan 31, 2020 19:52
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Chilichimp posted:Holy poo poo How vulnerable is her seat? I will drink heavily in celebration if she loses.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:54
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Solaris 2.0 posted:How vulnerable is her seat? I will drink heavily in celebration if she loses. Murkowski lost her primary several years back during one of the Tea Party surges and then won election in the general, (e) as a write in.
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Jan 31, 2020 19:55
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Chilichimp posted:Holy poo poo https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1223318126068142082?s=19
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Jan 31, 2020 19:55
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I hate these motherfuckers and their stupid gaslighting tactics.
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sexpig by night posted:*Ron Howard Voice* they won't have to answer to this today Jaxyon posted:Could you state this in an incredibly clever that also reminds all of a joke that was told by a funny person at some point in the past, efficiently up-cycling the genius?
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Jan 31, 2020 19:59
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T. Bombastus posted:why are you being so *checks notes* crabby at this mcdonalds drive thru *goon effortlessly makes clever joke* Ah nevertheless.....I will never stop being hilarious you coward.
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Social Studies 3rd Period posted:Murkowski lost her primary several years back during one of the Tea Party surges and then won election in the general, (e) as a write in. Also not up for re-election until 2022, so not a factor in November.
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