exmarx posted:

https://twitter.com/jason_a_w/status/1221102987046608897

ppj .... thank you

EorayMel posted:

PROBATION 01/26/20 12:12am Aerdan Diet and excercise are bad derail. Omg I can’t believe I just typed that. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours. Burt Sexual Burt Sexual

Burt Sexual posted:

I finally made it to the big time

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Indiana Jones, but your bowels instead of the golden idol.

Ariong posted:

CannonFodder posted:

Debbie Metallica and Fistgrrl, haven't seen them in ages.

Scary! posted:

Yeah lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1221845912072286212

punchymcpunch posted:

balling my eyes out

dirksteadfast posted:

This entire week about 90% of my Spotify ads have been about tampons. I am a man. I would happily buy my wife what she needs with no shame, but we do so at the store and I have never bought nor searched for anything regarding tampons or any feminine hygiene products online.

It’s not so much dumb marketing, I’m just confused. Does Spotify think I’m a woman between the ages of 12-50 based off my music selections?

silence_kit posted:

What kind of music do you listen to?

dirksteadfast posted:

I exclusively play a 1,000+ song playlist with as many genres as possible and no more than a few songs per artist. So it’ll skip from Shania Twain to Mastadon to Outkast to Foo Fighters etc. I wouldn’t be surprised if it leaned enough in one direction to trigger them thinking I was one demographic over another. Or maybe they didn’t have a good pulse so it defaulted to something.

Push El Burrito posted:

They figure you're a big fan of period music.

Brawnfire posted:

My mom keeps telling me stories about owning "the ok boomer people" on Facebook over this poo poo

"We never wanted to do away with paper bags," she says, "we didn't want the plastic bags in the first place."

I primly tent my fingers and look down in thought, concealing the impish grin upon my face. I think: Perhaps, once again, the problem is corporate profit motive leading to inefficient uses of resources and the degradation of our common spaces. Perhaps putting the onus on the consumer is an offensive red herring as corporate interests pillage our planet. Seems like someone needs to do something about all this unchecked capitalism. But this is my mother we're talking about. I know better.

"Okay, boomer."

Fatbanana posted:

This is Fatbanana I was recently kicked from guild and banned from discord because I fled the USA to the EU because I got raided by the DEA I was not selling drugs or doing anything wrong I was growing cannabis I was held on a probable cause hold for 36 hours and since they did not get the test results from the BCA for the amount of THC in time they had to release me again I do not think I did anything wrong and do not think I deserved to be kicked/banned for "growing some pot" maybe you assumed it was something else more serious it really was not the police found 27 waist high plants in my home they took all my grow equipment and trashed my house and destroyed my ring cameras I am very disappointed that this decision was made by goons I had no idea that Goon Squad was anti cannabis but Martin Luther King once said if a law is unjust it is our duty to break it. I am a medical patient but they charge way too much for my medicine so I decided to grow my own medicine I am also a student at THC University so one could argue I was growing for academic research also. I really liked playing with all of you and truly regret this decision you made to kick

please vote yes or no should I have been kicked for fleeing the USA for growing cannabis

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

purple death ray posted:

*peering into fleshlight*

Look, no bad dreams there.

Jay_Zombie posted:

She doesn't have bad dreams, because she's just a piece of plastic.

Owlbear Camus posted:

I prefer the term "Artificial Perineum"

social vegan posted:

can i get a lore dump on buckets please

social vegan posted:

cool buckets threw fudge on ur cookies

social vegan posted:

why is that one elf named buckets

a bone to pick posted:

because that's the amount that he cums

symbolic posted:

why the gently caress is there Keebler lore

methlord420 posted:

Forum - All of them

Issue - Gassing autoban threads reduces their visibility to 0 unless you browse the gas chamber.

Explanation - We should close the threads instead of gassing them.

Examples of the issue - There shouldn't be one any more.

(USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS THREAD)

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/chuckspear/status/1222681644781326337?s=21

captainOrbital posted:

Thicc Lizzy is now my favorite twitter name. I might change mine from gothlete to Reasonable Latinoman tho

Screaming Idiot posted:

If we're going to use this naming convention then I got y'all beat by a mile.

Chitin posted:

I got some contractors out to do some bids. They came up looking like they'd just seen a ghost, but the ghost had offered to put their kid through college.

null_pointer posted:

Regarding a goon finding out that the prior owner of their house had notched all of the support beams:

`Nemesis posted:

A few years back there was some rapid gentrification of an area, and a very old bar (~100 years) got sold off to developers. The land became too valuable, and the old building had a number of problems including some troublesome subsidence in one corner.

On demo they found that the antique urinal in the men's room was never hooked up to the sewer system, and almost a centruy of piss had caused the subsidence.

piss.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Ahh, the old username/post combination.

Ariong posted:

Same thread:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

That's already been made the name of that thread, it'd just confuse people

Malachite_Dragon posted:

That's already been made the name of that thread, it'd just confuse people

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1221648283845693440

Casimir Radon posted:

• Fat
  
• Idiot
  
• Rapist
  
• Russia Lover
  

canyoneer posted:

he's still yo president

mind the walrus posted:

I first saw Aliens when I was 7. I was aware of them thanks to ads for Alien^3 and action figures, but hadn't seen them and was a real pansy/afraid of horror movies.

So I turn on a tiny old TV-- to Fox, if I recall correctly--while bored at my grandparents' apartment. It's the scene where Newt falls into the water and gets grabbed.

Yeah. I slept well that night.

Arzakon posted:

How'd your life turn out cause I watched Alien and Aliens with my 6 and 7 year old a few months ago and I'm just trying to figure out what has the most weight when figuring out future therapy costs.

mind the walrus posted:

I post on the SomethingAwful Forums in 2020 how the gently caress do you think it turned out

Mammon Loves You posted:

I call all people who don't own shares of Tesla noTSLAers and sad as it may be I know they won't survive when Elon opens his third eye and becomes God-Emperor of Earth.

purple death ray posted:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I saw Starship Troopers when I was about 10, expecting a cool-looking sci-fi action film .

Malachite_Dragon posted:

That's already been made the name of that thread, it'd just confuse people

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I saw Starship Troopers when I was about 10, expecting a cool-looking sci-fi action film .

oldpainless posted:

Starship Troopers is a really good sci fi action movie but it’s a great comedy

dromal phrenia posted:

Lowtax, I don't want to bother you in this stressful time, but there is currently no place on this forum where you are allowed to post goatse. I think maybe subforums should take turns so like one week you can post goatse in the book forum, then its back to being banned there but now you can post goatse in the debate forum, etc.

Who What Now posted:

What are you talking about? You can post goatse anywhere. Once

dromal phrenia posted:

I bet they edit it out when they catch you, though

Lemniscate Blue posted:

My dad was a huuuuge Heinlein fan and took the whole family to see it in the theater when my brother and I were 14 and 16 respectively.

Mom started glaring at him during the shower scene and didn't stop. I remember clueing in about halfway through that Verhoeven was not exactly enamored of the source material and from that point on I could not stop laughing.

Dad didn't want to talk about it.