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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

RandomBlue posted:

Also Last Man on Earth is an instructional series on how to survive marriage. Short summary is that you both go insane together.

The television show that had the best quote about relationships was House: "Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That's what a relationship is. We average our misery."

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

MarcusSA posted:

actually watch the 100.

it’s really good

It's bad even for a CW show targeting teens.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The *original*, not the god-loving-awful remake.

Wait, there was a remake?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

RandomBlue posted:

Wait, there was a remake?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andromeda_Strain_(miniseries)

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The television show that had the best quote about relationships was House: "Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That's what a relationship is. We average our misery."

I think people working in the media are just bad at relationships imo.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Mantis42 posted:

I think people working in the media are just bad at relationships imo.

Almost everybody is bad at relationships, dealing with other people 24/7 is hard.

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Mantis42 posted:

I think people working in the media are just bad at relationships imo.

ppl that write tv shows may be big messes but the free market is harnessing those dumpster fires for the public’s good

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If I get Wuhan I'm streaming the entire thing

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Thunder Sheep posted:

I think everyone's prob gonna have to get this at some point in some form

zoomer chickenpox

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

vyelkin posted:

you didnt quote the very next lines lol

So this thing really hits men harder than women?

Wow.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

sincx posted:

So this thing really hits men harder than women?

Wow.

seems to be but we’ll have to see with bigger sample sizes

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
its fine

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Anas (radiyallahu ‘anhu) narrates: I will narrate to you a hadīth that none other than I will tell you about after it. I heard Allah’s Messenger (sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) saying: From among the signs of the Hour are The population of men will decrease, and women increase till fifty women shall be for every man.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
This new thread title sucks balls.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

RandomBlue posted:

This new thread title sucks balls.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



make some funny posts to put in the title and ill change it

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




there are actually 33 a's in a row at the end of the genome sequence, not 23

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
So now being funny is a requirement.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
like a bat outta market

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1223520819562893312

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

there's gotta be an insane amount of loving in that city

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bip Roberts posted:

there's gotta be an insane amount of jackin it in that city

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

send the least liked family member out into the wasteland, past all the collapsed people, to get some bread

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
I recommend 12 monkeys. or for that matter la Jetee.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
We're in trouble

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

those graphs would probably be more concerning if SARS had killed more than 800 people.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Lmao

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

tiberion02
Mar 26, 2007

People tend to make the common mistake of believing that a situation will last forever.

C-SPAM: Better Posts Aren't Possible › Coronavirus 2020 - one poster per forum can leave every other day to buy basic needs

tiberion02 fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Feb 1, 2020

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

tiberion02 posted:

C-SPAM: Better Posts Aren't Possible › Coronavirus 2020 - one poster per day can leave to buy basic needs

Every other day

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
a post a day keeps the doctor away

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
It's going to be fun to see how Xi convinces people to go back to work and schools. Turns out that the whole country taking a sabbatical year off isn't going to work.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

so what's the plan here? a month of media hysteria then back to normal? two months? come on folks, give me a number

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

twoday posted:

yeah I'm just drinking two daily cups of chaga tea and eating lots of spinach and fruit and exercising more so that when I get it my immune system is as strong as possible and I'm not part of the 3%, but at this point it might be inevitable

You're a goon so this is definitely just moving the deck chairs around

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Charlz Guybon posted:

We're in trouble



So way more infectious but way fewer deaths? Okay

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
im a hypochondriac so ive been imagining i have the virus for weeks now, so ive probably already got immunity so suck it normies

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

there is no immunity or cure for bad posting

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
Sheng-Ji Yang's avatar is actually good, please dont change it

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Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

QuarkJets posted:

So way more infectious but way fewer deaths? Okay
Don't they teach you how read graph in 6th grade where you're from?

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