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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

MikeCrotch posted:

The dolphin basically committed suicide after getting separated from his lady friend too

is this the lady who gave hand beezies to the dolphin on demand or is there another lady/dolphin situation I'm not aware of?

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

MikeCrotch posted:

David Cameron hosed A Dead Pig

not a very nice thing to call the British Empire :colbert:

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


A very presidential Trump walking into his plane with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Wrenever posted:

A very presidential Trump walking into his plane with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

Trump not knowing how to close his umbrella when he boarded air force one and just dropping it there beside the door.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Main article: 2000 Reform Party presidential primaries

Reform Party candidates

Pat Buchanan from Virginia, former speechwriter and senior advisor to President Richard Nixon

John Hagelin from Iowa, Ph.D., past and then-current Natural Law Party candidate

Donald Trump from New York, had left the Republican Party in 1999[18][19] due to conflicting ideas on key issues

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Eat This Glob posted:

is this the lady who gave hand beezies to the dolphin on demand or is there another lady/dolphin situation I'm not aware of?

The same.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Does the caro sniper duel video still exist

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
that time from 1600s to current that all american states and cities locked up black men on inane and/or manufactured charges to "catalog" them for potential gang affiliations and then turned around and blamed black men for abandoning their families

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Main article: 2000 Reform Party presidential primaries

Reform Party candidates

Pat Buchanan from Virginia, former speechwriter and senior advisor to President Richard Nixon

John Hagelin from Iowa, Ph.D., past and then-current Natural Law Party candidate

Donald Trump from New York, had left the Republican Party in 1999[18][19] due to conflicting ideas on key issues

I’m Iowa, Ph.D.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
ted cruz’s tonsil stone

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


paul_soccer12 posted:

Does the caro sniper duel video still exist

caro took down almost all the videos from his youtube, i dont think anyone downloaded them. back when he was posting them, it was after lf shutdown and posting about caro was bannable on sa (lol) so i was one of like three or four other people following his insane poo poo on one of the lf offsites, postgarden or postplace, whatever. he took most of them down before it got big again on SA again. this was all from libya, he didnt post much from syria because he was almost immediately captured.

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

Bored Online posted:

ted cruz’s tonsil stone

ah yeah, that's an item from Bloodborne

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Indigo children

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

He hosed up, because Iowans just call it tenderloin.

Also I'd have enjoyed Bernie crushing zucc even more than zucc crushing himself

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

when it came out that Zuckerberg was only eating animals that he had killed himself and everyone just kinda glossed over that because the image of him smiling, spattered in blood was too disturbing, but we all agreed that he can't ever be president but also that we never talked about it

also when he ate dry toast to be more relatable

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxTEoseZak

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


tenderloin sandwiches can be fantastic if they're seasoned right, hot paprika is a good place to start

In Iowa seasoning is just another word for salt

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Filthy Hans posted:

tenderloin sandwiches can be fantastic if they're seasoned right, hot paprika is a good place to start

In Iowa seasoning is just another word for salt

hey, now that's just plain wrong and a hurtful stereotype too



sometimes they use black pepper too

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Trump blaming Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania for the break up of Yugoslavia

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Filthy Hans posted:

tenderloin sandwiches can be fantastic if they're seasoned right, hot paprika is a good place to start

In Iowa seasoning is just another word for salt

this is sort of true for white people foods but there are also loads of really good mexican/latin restaurants in Iowa, some of em abt 50-60 years old, long pre-dating any taco bell or taco johns (my dad is from Iowa and calls the latter 'taco ernies' because his hometown already had a fantastic authentic place called taco juans when tj rolled in)

they also used to have a lot of Irish Pub/Mexican Restaurant places (Carlos O'Kelly's is the one that franchised out) for some reason

but yeah the iowa tenderloin is just salt and fat and pork flavors, it's the southern tenderloin that gets all those flavors mixed into the breading

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Peanut Butler posted:

this is sort of true for white people foods but there are also loads of really good mexican/latin restaurants in Iowa, some of em abt 50-60 years old, long pre-dating any taco bell or taco johns (my dad is from Iowa and calls the latter 'taco ernies' because his hometown already had a fantastic authentic place called taco juans when tj rolled in)

they also used to have a lot of Irish Pub/Mexican Restaurant places (Carlos O'Kelly's is the one that franchised out) for some reason

but yeah the iowa tenderloin is just salt and fat and pork flavors, it's the southern tenderloin that gets all those flavors mixed into the breading

I adore that every Midwestern town big enough to have a restaurant at all has an authentic Mexican/Latin restaurant. Used to be cafes and greasy spoons, now they all serve amazing Mexican/Latin food. Every white person makes tacos, burritos, or enchiladas at home. It's as much a part of Midwestern cuisine as hotdish at this point.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
The TV in the doctor's office waiting room yesterday was tuned to some political channel, I don't care which, but they said "Epic MRA polling" and I had to show my fiancee EPIC MRA PRESIDENT BERNIE PORN

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
Ted Cruz's daughter getting extremely uncomfortable when he tried to kiss her

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Ted Cruz elbowing his wife in the face repeatedly

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Trump not apologizing to anyone’s wife after calling them ugly (or did he apologize to Heidi Cruz? I don’t think he apologized to Jebs wife whose name escapes me)

I wonder how jeb and Hillary et al go about their days and how they react to remembering that Donald trump is president

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Trump not apologizing to anyone’s wife after calling them ugly (or did he apologize to Heidi Cruz? I don’t think he apologized to Jebs wife whose name escapes me)

I wonder how jeb and Hillary et al go about their days and how they react to remembering that Donald trump is president

Haha, he absolutely did not apologize and then made her husband phone bank for him.

As for Jeb, it's weird because he almost looked relieved in every photo after he dropped out. Like he just got fired from a job he didn't know he hated.

Hillary, I am convinced, spends all day ruminating on everyone who failed her, alternating between believing that she could run again and sheer anger that everyone else's incompetence cost her the one shot she had at the White House.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Halser posted:

Ted Cruz's daughter getting extremely uncomfortable when he tried to kiss her

he doesn’t have the biden touch

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Rush Limbaugh claiming Michael J. Fox was hamming up his Parkinson's.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Low prices!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Echo Chamber posted:

Rush Limbaugh claiming Michael J. Fox was hamming up his Parkinson's.

rush limbaugh claiming that tobacco doesn't cause cancer

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/rhizzone_txt/status/729416845900447744?s=21

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/jakesbender/status/1012796583883071488?s=21

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Back in 2008 Republicans horded extreme amounts of ammo because they thought Obama was going to outlaw guns and ammo. I couldn't get .22lr for months because preppers would camp out at Walmart/Dick's/etc so they could buy up all the stock when the store opened. Then Obama was elected and didn't do jack about guns. Then the cycle repeated in 2012.

In 2016 there was a run on assault rifles because everyone expected Hillary to win then ban assault rifles and then establish a police state. After Trump won there was an enormous glut in the gun market and ARs were selling for 1/3 what they were the months before.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Rush getting lung cancer

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Remember when Florida was the state that couldn't count votes

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Azathoth posted:

when it came out that Zuckerberg was only eating animals that he had killed himself and everyone just kinda glossed over that because the image of him smiling, spattered in blood was too disturbing, but we all agreed that he can't ever be president but also that we never talked about it

also when he ate dry toast to be more relatable

he takes the toast and puts it on the plate, then immediately picks it back up again to eat it. i wtf every time i see it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Guze posted:

Rush getting lung cancer

this same day poo poo is never funny

unless it's rushbo getting cancer lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Echo Chamber posted:

Rush Limbaugh claiming Michael J. Fox was hamming up his Parkinson's.

rush limbaugh getting lung cancer

Guze posted:

Rush getting lung cancer

:hai:

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Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go bowling in Western Mass tomorrow...

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