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gently caress me I should have sold all I had and bought Tesla stock in summer.
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Katt posted:gently caress me I should have sold all I had and bought Tesla stock in summer. Get in right now, there's another $19 left in that baby, guaranteed!!
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punished milkman posted:drat i love being perpetually wrong about real estate, politics, tesla stonk, the economy as a whole, etc. really owns  i've just chalked it up to me being a dumb motherfucker who hasnt fully embrace the number, the grift, or historical blindness.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Get in right now, there's another $19 left in that baby, guaranteed!! *Simulating me spending everything I have on Tesla stock* Bookmarking this for next summer.
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It's a bubble, they're always hella good right up until they're disastrously bad.
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The market something something longer than you something something...
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An insane mind posted:The market will go UP UP UP longer than you can afford not to invest
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No, it's true, it's going to $1000, then split, and go to $10K Dumb, bad car company with lousy murder-vehicles will be worth more than all other companies, because nothing makes sense, and the world is stupid and doomed.
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you could just play roulette, quicker payoff
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Jan 30, 2020 18:41
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baka kaba posted:you could just play russian roulette, quicker payoff
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or just spring for FSD bazinga blackjack
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punished milkman posted:drat i love being perpetually wrong about real estate, politics, tesla stonk, the economy as a whole, etc. really owns Tesla is quite obviously worth more than Honda and General Motors combined. That's just basic economics. Consider that between the two of them, they don't have even a single Cybertruck.
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Vox Nihili posted:Tesla is quite obviously worth more than Honda and General Motors combined. That's just basic economics. Consider that between the two of them, they don't have even a single Cybertruck. GM just announced the hummer is coming back as a 1000hp electric truck. I can't say if I'm excited to see the sperging from Tesla nutjobs or rolling my eyes at the impracticality.
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gschmidl posted:No word on range, which is presumably "to the end of the driveway". But can it tow a million bajillion pound load straight off the production line? I think not, checkmate traditional automakers 
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If they want to get into a new brodozer race like in the early 00's, at least it's nice that they're EVs.
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It's amazing what you can do when you throw size and weight constraints to the goddamn wind
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So he's doing EDM now...? https://soundcloud.com/user-209448905/dont-doubt-ur-vibe
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gschmidl posted:
if it's anything like the one Arnold Schwarzeneggar had electrified it'll have ~300 km of range.
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Admiral Ray posted:if it's anything like the one Arnold Schwarzeneggar had electrified it'll have ~300 km of range. quote:Move over Elon, Arnold Schwarzenegger spotted driving his electric Hummer H1 https://www.foxnews.com/auto/elon-arnold-schwarzenegger-electric-hummer-h1  
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Colonel J posted:So he's doing EDM now...? Was just about to post this absurd awful poo poo. Instead, here’s the Japanese billionaire giving up on buying a wife for the moon mission he’s going to do in 2023: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-51306366 quote:In January, the 44-year-old advertised online for women to accompany him to space. 
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...think about it, she's out in the middle of deep space with some dude she barely knows, you know, she looks around and what does she see: nothing but hard vacuum. "oh, what am I gonna do, say no?"
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punished milkman posted:drat i love being perpetually wrong about real estate, politics, tesla stonk, the economy as a whole, etc. really owns when a market’s built entirely on massive fraud and given multi-billion dollar cash infusions to keep things running, it’s hard to predict when exactly reality will crash in and it’ll explode 
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...i can't tell if you're joking or not i mean, sure it's believable, but no, twitter user @realdanlyons is a parody account and has been posting poo poo like this for years
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*taps side of forehead* Can't breathe in the virus if you can't breathe
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Glad to see Musk put the Xenomorph facehugger to good use.
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infernal machines posted:...i can't tell if you're joking or not It just seemed like another dumb grifter idea to mark something up another 10x times.
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lol that i briefly genuinely believed musk would kramer into the office and yell at his car engineers to start curing the corona virus
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/realdanlyons/status/1223614584587804672 first thought 
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Pidgin Englishman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1224087317364854785 The real hackathon starts when the saudis don't get the promised roi
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FAUXTON posted:The real hackathon starts when the saudis don't get the promised roi haha lol irl
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Pidgin Englishman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1224087317364854785 "Hackathon" aka "work on autopilot for us for free because oh god we cant get it working and we need something to show investors but we also dont want to hire or pay anyone"
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