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sports
Sep 1, 2012
The market term is Fast Casual for your panera breads and applebee's and outback steakhouses

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



i think wrangling about what is and isn't fast foo d could be a fun thread in fff instead of a tense standoff over forums rules buried deep in the twisting bowels of the divorce and war thread

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

sports posted:

The market term is Fast Casual for your panera breads and applebee's and outback steakhouses

wtf Applebee's and Outback Steakhouse are not fast casual

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



anyway fast foo d is like pornographhy in that it's not all that easy to define but when you're jerking off to it, it's pretty obvious

Lucavi
May 12, 2002
Lowtax status: still legally married

Modrasone
Jul 27, 2008

HE WANTS THIS AND SO SHOULD YOU!
I think if we let people cook food really fast it might lead to a lot of undercooked food, and possibly food poisoning. I personally wouldn't want to partake in a forum that put people at real, genuine risk.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

cda posted:

They're just a fork. Nobody ever uses them as a spoon

You've never eaten cake before comrade?

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Actually byob loving sucks

Why I oughtta :arghfist::mad:


UnfurledSails posted:

Once in a while I check out byob but it feels like reading those "wholesome" subreddits

BYOB is all about chillin' - good times with good friends

Who What Now posted:

BYOB is the realest sub on these forums

This guy gets it

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Bonaventure posted:

BYOB is where i post jokes sometimes, because i don't trust grey forums to not punish me for these crimes

their video game thread is incredibly hostile

wait really

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
i went to an applebees, i feel there's a place in the fast food forum for a chilis/applebees/tgi fridays thread

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Who What Now posted:

So Applebee's is Fast Food?

Only if it's in an airport. Because airport restaurants make everything fast food quality

Discussion of non airport applebees will be met with a 6er and ramp if discussion is continued

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

burt: can we have mcdonalds forum?
jeffrey: we have forum at home

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
I think the new FFF should encompass prepared foods that you can buy in many places, as opposed to GWS, which is for foodies and cooks.

So places that are chains should be covered, but not stuff you prepare yourself or one off restaurants that aren't really large chains that we could all try out.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

Only if it's in an airport. Because airport restaurants make everything fast food quality

Discussion of non airport applebees will be met with a 6er and ramp if discussion is continued

You aren't mod yet, bucko

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

UltraRed posted:

I think the new FFF should encompass prepared foods that you can buy in many places, as opposed to GWS, which is for foodies and cooks.

So places that are chains should be covered, but not stuff you prepare yourself or one off restaurants that aren't really large chains that we could all try out.

there is absolutely a place for frozen meals in the FFF, i propose a thread for frozen pizzas and a thread for all other frozen foods, and a thread for 'instant' foods and a SEPERATE threads for ramens, with the obvious king being mi goreng

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Who What Now posted:

You aren't mod yet, bucko
This is a citizens probation

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

ulvir posted:

i can respect a no homemade rule

however defining fast food as requiring drive-through is extremely exclusionary to the entire rest of the world that isn’t USA

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
which fast food do you think each dictator would like the most, i think stalin would like hot dogs

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Clawtopsy posted:

which fast food do you think each dictator would like the most, i think stalin would like hot dogs

he'd definitely fondle the buns and wieners

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



qnqnx posted:

Is Starbucks fast food now?

Who What Now posted:

So Applebee's is Fast Food?

All fast food has a drive through but not everything with a drive through is fast food you dummies. This poo poo ain't that hard!

*paint-chip eating SA poster*

IS CVS FAST FOOD?

sports
Sep 1, 2012

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

All fast food has a drive through but not everything with a drive through is fast food you dummies. This poo poo ain't that hard!

*paint-chip eating SA poster*

IS CVS FAST FOOD?

CVS is a pharmacy.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

All fast food has a drive through but not everything with a drive through is fast food you dummies. This poo poo ain't that hard!

*paint-chip eating SA poster*

IS CVS FAST FOOD?

Starbucks has sandwiches that they heat up in a microwave and give you from a drive thru. seems pretty fast food

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Ruffini posted:

After the CSPAM/DnD crusade over the past 2 months, BYOB is chill in my book.

lol D&D crusading, they are too non-confrontational

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

All fast food has a drive through but not everything with a drive through is fast food you dummies. This poo poo ain't that hard!

*paint-chip eating SA poster*

IS CVS FAST FOOD?

I worked at Starbucks. Our entire goal was to get as many drinks and food items out as quick as possible, and all the food is frozen oversalted garbage.

Also the frappuccinos were the most heavily promoted item and the cheapest to make. It's ice with syrup but it was one of the priciest on the menu.

Fast food.

sports
Sep 1, 2012
Frappucinos are shakes.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

*paint-chip eating SA poster*

IS CVS FAST FOOD?

if the medicine has calories and you are getting it from the drive thru yes its fast food, but only for that visit

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Clawtopsy posted:

which fast food do you think each dictator would like the most, i think stalin would like hot dogs

I could see Mussolini tickling his tonsils with a Fazoli's breadstick.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Suggestion until it opens: make a bracket thingy like college basketball that goons can fill in the blanks

Low tier places head to head
Progressively better restaurants
And final winner

Then when it opens do a poll thread
See if anyone gets Final Four right

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Spinz posted:

Suggestion until it opens: make a bracket thingy like college basketball that goons can fill in the blanks

Low tier places head to head
Progressively better restaurants
And final winner

Then when it opens do a poll thread
See if anyone gets Final Four right

We've already seen people saying Burger King has bad fries and there has been little to no mention of the supermacy of the Double Cheeseburger so I don't have any real faith that we'll get an informed consensus doing something like this.

It's just gonna be a bunch of people being wrong on the Internet and it MAKES ME SO MAD

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
drive thru is a weird heuristic to define fast food bc while there are drive through pizza places around, most places don't have em, and pizza is 100% fast food when you buy it from anywhere that isn't an italian restaurant.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
4 words

Fast Food Diarrhea Competition

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Idi Amin in a Grimace costume

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Pizza isn't fast food.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Pizza isn't fast food.

How about pizza slices?

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Pizza isn't fast food.

when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza anytime

anytime is fast

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
can we get a unique probation avatar for the FFF which is hamburglar behind bars?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Incitatus posted:

when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza anytime

anytime is fast

:hai:

I guess I have to rethink things.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Clawtopsy posted:

can we get a unique probation avatar for the FFF which is hamburglar behind bars?

what about this?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Clawtopsy posted:

can we get a unique probation avatar for the FFF which is hamburglar behind bars?

It would be nice if they finally caught that guy, seems like he’s been at it forever. :shrug:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Clawtopsy posted:

can we get a unique probation avatar for the FFF which is hamburglar behind bars?

fff probes should be 30 mins or less, or they're free

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very nice i like
Jan 8, 2020

I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

We've already seen people saying Burger King has bad fries and there has been little to no mention of the supermacy of the Double Cheeseburger so I don't have any real faith that we'll get an informed consensus doing something like this.

It's just gonna be a bunch of people being wrong on the Internet and it MAKES ME SO MAD

the burger king puts cumshots on his sandwiches and they taste bad as a result of his dry, ropey loads

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