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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Groovelord Neato posted:

I was also disappointed there was just an Engineer city I was looking forward to a planet that was all Giger nightmarescapes.

According to people more in the know than me it wasn't an engineer city but a planet full of another seed race. That's why they all came out to meet the horseshoe ship, it was like Quetzalcoatl's return to them.

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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

General Battuta posted:

The polish painter guy aliens were cool.

The what?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Owlbear Camus posted:

According to people more in the know than me it wasn't an engineer city but a planet full of another seed race. That's why they all came out to meet the horseshoe ship, it was like Quetzalcoatl's return to them.

Yea this is my read on it. A planet of human-like beings that had Engineer DNA just like us, but one that has had regular and much more recent contact with their gods than we have.

The whole set-up is clearly very Ancient Aliens, it doesn't come across to me as them just greeting returning travelers, the return of the Engineer ship seems to be inspiring a religious awe. That said, it doesn't change that fact that we didn't get a chance to see the proper Engineer homeworld and now we probably never will.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


They looked like Engineers to me so I always found that explanation a bit goofy but yeah either way we didn't get a cool Engineer homeworld out of it.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Yeah I always figured they were engineers in that they were genetically a little less distant/came to be much longer ago than humanity but like loooong abandoned by the more advanced folks.

I like that it's not THE engineer homeworld because we can still hold out hope that the engineers based their helmet design and entire aesthetic (flute-activated technology like an elephant's trunk :aaaaa: ) off of being that look just like the derelict so there's another layer of the engineers not even being the answer to anything.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

Owlbear Camus posted:

According to people more in the know than me it wasn't an engineer city but a planet full of another seed race. That's why they all came out to meet the horseshoe ship, it was like Quetzalcoatl's return to them.

But they have an even larger horseshoe ship! So huge!


The neomorphs/protomorphs/whatever they're called seem inspired by Zdislav Beksinski. I like them a lot!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
I gotta say, the only thing that stops me from liking the Prometheus series more than it's link to the Alien series is the fact that all of the interesting lore is apparently peripheral/external to the movie.

Without them being Alien prequels you can get away from so many plot holes and inconsistencies, with a different monster at the end of covenant its stupidly rapid (in the context of the Xenomorph) growth might not be as jarring, and actually exploring some of the stuff about the engineers onscreen rather than people having to get external information or peruse various lore bibles would be a plus.


Do that, and you'd have an actually good and interesting new body horror franchise.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Also maybe don't have people who were freaking the gently caress out about their situation five minutes earlier suddenly coo gently at a horrific space cock exhibiting a clear threat display.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

Breetai posted:

Also maybe don't have people who were freaking the gently caress out about their situation five minutes earlier suddenly coo gently at a horrific space cock exhibiting a clear threat display.

Prometheus is not a movie about rational agents in a tactically real simulation. It's about people getting what they want in the worst way. The biologist wanted to meet an alien, he thinks he's in Star Trek. Plus he's gay for the rock guy so he's excited to meet a big erection.

Prometheus is a pretty funny movie. I like when they find a severed alien head so they plug it into some wires and it screams and explodes.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

General Battuta posted:

Prometheus is not a movie about rational agents in a tactically real simulation. It's about people getting what they want in the worst way. The biologist wanted to meet an alien, he thinks he's in Star Trek. Plus he's gay for the rock guy so he's excited to meet a big erection.


I'd believe that if the guy was a wide-eyed adventure-driven optimistic moron from the get-go rather than suddenly experiencing a jarring personality change because the scene demanded it, but ultimately I don't believe that Scott was playing n-dimensional chess with us.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



When you recruit specialists to put their lives on hold for years for a secretive extrasolar mission that may well be one-way at the behest of a recently deceased Howard Hughes type weirdo by just throwing money at them, you're not going to get the best, brightest, and most stable in the field. Those people are politely declining and staying on Terra with their children and their tenures and their nearly paid off mortgages and poo poo.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Owlbear Camus posted:

, you're not going to get the best, brightest, and most stable in the field. .

It's not that he wasn't the brightest, it's that he was appropriately fearful until the scene demanded him not to be.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Owlbear Camus posted:

When you recruit specialists to put their lives on hold for years for a secretive extrasolar mission that may well be one-way at the behest of a recently deceased Howard Hughes type weirdo by just throwing money at them, you're not going to get the best, brightest, and most stable in the field. Those people are politely declining and staying on Terra with their children and their tenures and their nearly paid off mortgages and poo poo.
Funnily enough the Weyland Yutani Report book takes this a step further, revealing that Vickers was actively recruiting the dumbest motherfuckers she could find in order to sabotage her father’s mission. :v:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
If only that was conveyed in the movie somehow.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Breetai posted:

I'd believe that if the guy was a wide-eyed adventure-driven optimistic moron from the get-go rather than suddenly experiencing a jarring personality change because the scene demanded it, but ultimately I don't believe that Scott was playing n-dimensional chess with us.

He stops being scared because he is a snake expert and, instead of finding some kind of scary thing, he finds a snake.

So he says like “this is a UNIX system! I know this!”

The appearance of the snake is reassuring to him.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

He stops being scared because he is a snake expert and, instead of finding some kind of scary thing, he finds a snake.

So he says like “this is a UNIX system! I know this!”

The appearance of the snake is reassuring to him.

I want you to know that I love you, and that the only reason cineD hates you is that you hold up the world's largest, clearest mirror to them.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Breetai posted:

If only that was conveyed in the movie somehow.

To be fair it’s a post-hoc “explanation” that happens to fit Vickers’ agenda, I’m not sure the movie intended for her to actively sabotage her father. I mean there were probably other ways to do it, like subcontracting the Prometheus’ construction to the lowest bidder so the ship doesn’t function, etc.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Breetai posted:

I want you to know that I love you, and that the only reason cineD hates you is that you hold up the world's largest, clearest mirror to them.

I’m not sure what that means, but the mistake is that you are not interpreting the basic onscreen events.

-The character is scared.
-A snake appears.
-The character is no longer scared.

Instead of rejecting this entire scenario as impossible (which is silly), it’s effortless to conclude that the appearance of the snake is what caused the character to relax. So what does that tell us about him?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

I’m not sure what that means, but the mistake is that you are not interpreting the basic onscreen events.

-The character is scared.
-A snake appears.
-The character is no longer scared.

Instead of rejecting this entire scenario as impossible (which is silly), it’s effortless to conclude that the appearance of the snake is what caused the character to relax. So what does that tell us about him?

it's a signifier of his homosexual-tinged masculinity; he's most comfortable around dicks rather than vaginas

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!
it still amazes me that people are shown a private expedition to explore the ancient aliens hypothesis and are surprised when every scientist involved turns out to be bad at science

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Hodgepodge posted:

it still amazes me that people are shown a private expedition to explore the ancient aliens hypothesis and are surprised when every scientist involved turns out to be bad at science

That's not my point. My point isn't whether his character is or isn't a dumbass, it's that his character is inconsistent.

The scenario you describe could be used as the premise for a good movie. It was not.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

He stops being scared because he is a snake expert and, instead of finding some kind of scary thing, he finds a snake.

So he says like “this is a UNIX system! I know this!”

The appearance of the snake is reassuring to him.

Goddammit, I think he's got a point here. It makes sense enough to me. But, you also need to factor in that the guy is a loving moron.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Millburn also believes he's in a suit that will protect him.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


The snake guy has clearly never been to australia

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
The mission is so hushed up and secretive that nobody involved knows what it's about until they're at the destination. (Not even Shaw and her boyfriend, ultimately.) Who would sign up for a completely blind journey into deep space? Probably not the best and brightest.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!

General Battuta posted:

The mission is so hushed up and secretive that nobody involved knows what it's about until they're at the destination. (Not even Shaw and her boyfriend, ultimately.) Who would sign up for a completely blind journey into deep space? Probably not the best and brightest.

and yet, that's still a better bet than telling them what the mission is actually about

and also the people who do know don't know what weyland is really hoping to get out of it

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




They basically set up that these are some of the dumbest motherfuckers cause nobody with half a brain would agree to it.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
He's tired, he's scared, he's high, he's trying to keep his new friend (made through being high) from panicking by showing off, he has the overconfidence granted by a really fancy suit (that poo poo held up in a rock storm that was sending people airborne), and he's dealing with something that behaves juuuust familiarly enough that combined with everything else going on, his mind takes the shortcut straight to "hey, cobras in threat posture aren't fast strikers and have limited range." Unfortunately for him, that shortcut skips over "something that raises straight up to this height is a hell of a lot stronger than an equivalent constrictor."

Seems simple enough.

and then you add in the cock factor!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
Wasn't it Fiefeild (the rock guy) not Milbourne (the snake guy) who was terrified, and Milbourne just went along with him?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1DXp3AbYo


Here's the scene where Fifield freaks out.

I always got the impression that Millburn would have stuck around if Fifield hadn't specifically tapped him and asked him, but he's rattled by seeing the bodies.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Breetai posted:

That's not my point. My point isn't whether his character is or isn't a dumbass, it's that his character is inconsistent.

The scenario you describe could be used as the premise for a good movie. It was not.

How can his character even be inconsistent? He's got like, maybe three or four lines before he dies?

I think your issue is that you're putting your own assumptions into the mix and when the character didn't fit that you see it as an inconsistency. What we know is, he is a scientist, and he did some things that we'd consider to be bad or irresponsible science. Is that something that should really take you out of the movie? Do we not have mediocre and even bad scientists here in the real world?

The movie gives you like three different explanations as to why these people would not necessarily be at the top of their field, so if you want to ignore all that and just go with your pre-conceived idea of how all scientists act, that's on you.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Basebf555 posted:

The movie gives you like three different explanations as to why these people would not necessarily be at the top of their field, so if you want to ignore all that and just go with your pre-conceived idea of how all scientists act, that's on you.

You're a scientist aren't you?

What makes you think so?

I saw your slide rule. Only scientists carry that kind of weapon.

Perhaps I discredited a scientist and took it from him?

No one can discredit a scientist.

I wish that were so.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Owlbear Camus posted:

You're a scientist aren't you?

What makes you think so?

I saw your slide rule. Only scientists carry that kind of weapon.

Perhaps I discredited a scientist and took it from him?

No one can discredit a scientist.

I wish that were so.

:kiss:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


The snake scene never bugged me but the lame zombie design for the Mission Impossible bad guy did.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Groovelord Neato posted:

The snake scene never bugged me but the lame zombie design for the Mission Impossible bad guy did.

The alternate design was a lot better:

https://youtu.be/Ireq92-7Kk8

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Groovelord Neato posted:

The snake scene never bugged me but the lame zombie design for the Mission Impossible bad guy did.

I have very little issues with Prometheus, but this is one.

My biggest is the deleted scenes should've stayed in. Very relevant to this discussion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHat2vtcfzU

literally the first thing he does when he sees an alien is grab it. His character is consistent.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Xenomrph posted:

The alternate design was a lot better:

https://youtu.be/Ireq92-7Kk8

i love this initial design. do you know why they changed it?

i love the initial hunched spider pose a lot but it seemed like a chance to have some genuinely freaky kills, instead of just a redshirt slaughterhouse.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Probably cause it’s hard to suspend disbelief at that thing actually being a human and opening the door to go check.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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alf_pogs posted:

i love this initial design. do you know why they changed it?

i love the initial hunched spider pose a lot but it seemed like a chance to have some genuinely freaky kills, instead of just a redshirt slaughterhouse.
Ridley wanted to go less fantastical, and more like a disgusting kinda realistic disease.

And also he wanted to keep the actor some what there.

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Xenomrph posted:

The alternate design was a lot better:

https://youtu.be/Ireq92-7Kk8

This is a ton better. I like the idea that he mutated into some freakish Alien hybrid thing and not a stupid zombie.

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