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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Pobrecito posted:

thank you OP for this useful explanation that has temporarily delayed me having a complete meltdown

I don't know how learning that delegates are awarded based on literal coin flips is making you calmer, but glad to have helped

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014






a coup d'etat by the CIA for pete

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the delegate drain is coming from inside the house

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Tom Perez really runs a tight ship.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Succbot Circlejerk posted:

listen a few of us here are literally blackout drunk in anticipation of earlier results

so uhh yeah

pe easy on us

gonna pe all over you

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1224586485074141184

this is literally not figuratively the plan my toddler would come up with

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

My jaw aches from how hard I've been clenching it.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_McGowan

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1224586485074141184

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




it follows their lovely process where they do some division and multiplication based on total voters and delegate counts to get the 3.2, 1.7 and such, then they truncate those numbers, then they add the remainders to the next highest decimal. so they followed a process but that doesn't mean i like it

like if warren had 2.21 she would've gotten 3 and dropped one of pete's

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:





a coup d'etat by the CIA for pete

Little on the nose for the alphabet soup to name their front group "acronym."

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

We need protests in Iowa as soon as possible.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
i wish i lived in a real country

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


The 8th delegate was awarded based on some game of chance, like in any functioning democracy

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

pancake rabbit posted:

https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1224586485074141184

this is literally not figuratively the plan my toddler would come up with

complete horsefucker bullshit

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:





a coup d'etat by the CIA for pete

When can people be adults again? I see that you, an adult, like emojis and want to get Trump TFO. I think you're the one we need to build this critical app for us.

In my world, if I acted like this, I would get no work. None.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
trump is going to put it on blast for the entire election that the dnc took the primary from bernie and that will win him 2020. which is exactly what the dnc wants

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

we are still going to win

sand maggot
Jan 3, 2020

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Even if Pete won, this completely fucks him. This is hilarious.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.





Get ready to get doubleratfucked with extra rat

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Montasque posted:

Even if Pete won, this completely fucks him. This is hilarious.

I logged off for two hours and apparently missed a landslide of things, wtf happened

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Succbot Circlejerk posted:

i tried to vote in the Iowa caucuses but several goons from the Biden campaign shoved me into a Dennys and told me I couldn't leave

D&D! :argh:

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Rumors Iowa Dems doing a press call at 1

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Strong John Edwards energy there.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Heath posted:

I logged off for two hours and apparently missed a landslide of things, wtf happened
you're going to be really mad lol

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Raccooon posted:

Rumors Iowa Dems doing a press call at 1

like, 1 am?

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:





a coup d'etat by the CIA for pete

And most of them are ex-hillary staffers.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Phone posted:

if 100s of teens can goof off and edit the same google doc, 100s of Iowans can edit the same google sheet

Id like to put in the precincts i know firsthand but lol cant figure out this spreadsheet

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat

Heath posted:

I logged off for two hours and apparently missed a landslide of things, wtf happened

Pete declared victory with 0% reporting, Bernie released partial numbers with him winning, Pete issued some meaningless vague bullshit statement that he had surpassed his campaign's internal metrics

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/brianneDMR/status/1224586981851746304?s=20

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lmao they’re doing a press conference in a few minutes

https://twitter.com/annielinskey/status/1224583886237249536?s=2
https://twitter.com/annielinskey/status/1224586836770807808?s=21

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

You just loving know that the people in charge of these caucuses and using the app were basically boomers and Biden and Warren clones who go “wait how do I download this from the App Store?” through their multi focus glasses and type on their phones keyboard using one finger

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


She works for DM register

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

just lmao nobody should ever be looking this closely at the caucus system that's just a good way to hurt yourself.

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

what the gently caress is this in non useless person time

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Succbot Circlejerk posted:

what the gently caress is this in non useless person time

right now irl

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat

Succbot Circlejerk posted:

what the gently caress is this in non useless person time

now

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Succbot Circlejerk posted:

what the gently caress is this in non useless person time

1 minute ago lmfao

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