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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/adamkelsey/status/1224762340563963904?s=19

Pete heads are melting down

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1224775032624361472?s=20

some hasan stuff from last night, dude was streaming for like eight hours plus

I watched his stream the entire night and got so worried and poo poo alongside lol
goddamn

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Deified Data posted:

If Pete loses the vote but wins on delegates I think his sicko fans would love than even more than winning both, because it feels naughty and it feels like they're getting one over on their lessers.

my unscientific feeling is that worst case is Bernie and Pete tie on delegates and Bernie wins on votes

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

gh0stpinballa posted:

they would not have cancelled the entire vote if their preferred candidate was showing a clear 5% lead, no matter how glitchy and hosed the vote counting method was.

what don't you understand? they cancelled the entire vote.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShadowIncHQ/status/1224773796307050497
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShadowIncHQ/status/1224773798290956289
https://mobile.twitter.com/ShadowIncHQ/status/1224773800224608257

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

holy poo poo :vince:

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1224769253733216256

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Lol at the Iowa party chair being a former Hillary staffer

I know we all say the Hillary campaign was bad but holy gently caress was it a swirling nexus of incompetence

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Feldegast42 posted:

Its gonna be hard for the Iowa democrats to massage this, now that I think of it, if only because far more people than Bernie's camp will be pissed if it does show Butt winning. Biden / Warren / Klobb stans are going to be disputing the results also.

Weaver said the numbers Bernie has have been pretty consistent since they hit around 15% reporting and Buttigieg reported numbers that are basically the same as what Bernie has been putting out so Id be extremely Suprised if what we see at 4 isn't within a couple percent of what Bernie out out an hour ago.

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.



i'm so broken because i saw this and the only thing i thought was "lol their twitter account isn't even verified"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:hmmyes:

https://twitter.com/cher/status/1224772009424408576

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol

poo poo I miss that show

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

iowa cock-asses imo

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


what the

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol

poo poo I miss that show

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Honestly if we're gonna continue to indulge in conspiracy, making Iowa a historic gently caress-up is bringing so much more scrutiny to a routine ratfucking than if they just published the results last night and pretended Bernie didn't win in the normal way they pretend Bernie doesn't exist. Pete wouldn't have gotten his Leeroy Jenkins moment but even that's gonna hurt him way more than his 5 minutes of pretending he won will help. If it was a sham it was spectacularly incompetent.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


i dont like this vibe that trump is some kind of powerful wizard. d&d energy

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

it is clear that bernie is releasing fake internal numbers to rev his supporters up for hyper harassment when the real numbers inevitably reveal an overwhelming Klob victory

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://twitter.com/HKrassenstein/status/1224663302850207745

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656?s=19

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


a third krassenstein has hit twitter

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I just woke up and saw Shadow say that the app was reporting data partially, but that did not prevent it from reporting data accurately.

Partial data is inaccurate data, morons.Especially when that data is data that is meant to be compared to other data; like votes.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a8Ox4rkgLQ

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

cher has good energy that is sometimes misdirected

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

The REAL Goobusters posted:

I watched his stream the entire night and got so worried and poo poo alongside lol
goddamn

i had to stop, it was too stressful

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bearjew posted:

my unscientific feeling is that worst case is Bernie and Pete tie on delegates and Bernie wins on votes

this seems likely, given all the coin flips

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
maybe pete should drop out and endorse bernie, that would help unite the party

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
Apparently we won't have results until 5pm. Good job, Dems.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

"we'll do better going forward"

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol

poo poo I miss that show

same :(

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

The Human Crouton posted:

I just woke up and saw Shadow say that the app was reporting data partially, but that did not prevent it from reporting data accurately.

Partial data is inaccurate data, morons.Especially when that data is data that is meant to be compared to other data; like votes.

Naw they're saying the same thing I've been trying to get people to realize (though they're doing it to try to mitigate blame instead of to stop people from azrying) which is that the thing that broke is the ability to report the results but there is a full, complete, and traceable record of the results themselves.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
lol, even :orb:mother is dunking on the dems over this shitshow

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1224704852258848773

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you might say "no way these people are getting hired again"


well you're wrong. these morons are absolutely getting hired again.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

This is a thing I've actually seen on twitter today, that Pete supporters think he is being attacked by bots. Partially because apparently no one knows what a bot actually is and think it is anyone who says something mean to them.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Nichael posted:

I think Biden's performance in Iowa really proves my argument that the DelDems are ultimately incompetent, and cannot compete against a legitimate opponent. They ALL came out for Biden and he collapsed.

https://twitter.com/LisaBRochester/status/1223697151768907778?s=20

Can't imagine having a bunch of out of state state level politicians showing up would be anything but harmful, the whole point of states is to be able to say we're not like those corrupt fucks in New Jersey/Delaware.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Dolphin posted:

you might say "no way these people are getting hired again"


well you're wrong. these morons are absolutely getting hired again.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Gringostar posted:

lol, even :orb:mother is dunking on the dems over this shitshow

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1224704852258848773

Marianne is a moron but she gets this with a clarity greater than 99% of the democratic party

"ooops, sorry, we'll do better next time" is exactly how it's gonna go

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://twitter.com/c2_comics/status/1224585232453644288?s=20

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

pigz posted:

Sorry added a late edit. You are correct. I just wanted to point out the 'irregularities' extended to things outside of the app.

I.e inadequate training on the new procedure. That problem shouldn't be understated, these Caucasus (electrions in general) are run by local volunteers and typically it's the same people in charge of the process year to year with little turn over. So when you have a dramatic shift in the process its' important to do extra training as people hate change and will instinctively fight against it.

My precinct chair was absolutely overwhelmed and confused to the procedure, though she tried.

It was a poo poo show really.

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unmeidestiny
Sep 25, 2009


This customer service rear end "sorry for the inconvenience" poo poo really roils me when they hosed UP AN ELECTION

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