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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Gringostar posted:

lol, even :orb:mother is dunking on the dems over this shitshow

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1224704852258848773

I still like Crystal Mom

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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



lol a Pete or Bloomberg presidency would be way worse than 4 years of Trump

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

This is fake right? Like the Bloomberg dance? https://twitter.com/OldRowOfficial/status/1224732196897947649?s=20

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005




no its real lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Biden in 5th is disastrous for him

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Nichael posted:

I think Biden's performance in Iowa really proves my argument that the DelDems are ultimately incompetent, and cannot compete against a legitimate opponent. They ALL came out for Biden and he collapsed.

Basically every local, state, and national level official in my congressional district was all in for Biden and threw their organizations behind him but he still loving tanked last night.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

who the gently caress is scraeming "RESIGN" at the DNC headquarters. show yourself, coward. i will never resign

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



pete supporters: we are the smartest people in this race

also pete supporters: how do i flip coin

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1224779282284761088?s=19

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

eric ciaramella posted:

Biden in 5th is disastrous for him

well yes, but in a bigger sense it's Very Funny

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG posted:

pete supporters: we are the smartest people in this race

also pete supporters: how do i flip coin

coinflips are a form of gambling and we're not allowed to do gambling games at church camp

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


To be fair, the Caucus rules do state that Bernie's 29.4% does round up to a 30% even.

(Buttigieg's 24.87% also rounds up to 30% even.)

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Hong Kong Rassenstein

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005


lmao

Weedle
May 31, 2006




30 TO 50 FERAL HOG posted:

pete supporters: we are the smartest people in this race

also pete supporters: how do i flip coin

turns out it's a literal child who was there with his dad and got roped into the coin flip because he was an "impartial observer" and he got really nervous

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.



maybe having a literal child flipping the coin that determines the fate of his entire generation is a bad idea

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Raiad posted:

maybe having a literal child flipping the coin that determines the fate of his entire generation is a bad idea

Luckily everyone is doomed so it didn't really matter that much.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

BoldFace posted:

Iowa is so yesterday. Can we get a NH thread started?

It's C-SPAM tradition to make the threads the day before the primary. Until then discussion just happens in the Succ Zone

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
My hot take is that since they are releasing the raw vote numbers all those coin flips don't matter much anymore.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1224743692273094658

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Weedle posted:

turns out it's a literal child who was there with his dad and got roped into the coin flip because he was an "impartial observer" and he got really nervous

Yeah I feel bad for that kid, he shouldn't get the blame the whole process was hosed and there's no way he should've been doing it

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Delegates don't matter unless we really get down to the end where Bernie needs a handful more in order to get 50% + 1

Its who won percentage wise that really matters

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

What? Are you sure?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Weedle posted:

turns out it's a literal child who was there with his dad and got roped into the coin flip because he was an "impartial observer" and he got really nervous

Oops.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Weedle posted:

turns out it's a literal child who was there with his dad and got roped into the coin flip because he was an "impartial observer" and he got really nervous

are you interested in any real estate? i ask because i own this bridge...

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Feldegast42 posted:

Delegates don't matter unless we really get down to the end where Bernie needs a handful more in order to get 50% + 1

Its who won percentage wise that really matters

Nah, when I look at whose winning/losing, I'm going to look at delegate counts, not the average vote % over the primary season

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




i wonder what percentage of pete supporters don't know he's gay

Weedle
May 31, 2006




i feel bad for that kid because he probably thought it would be a fun thing to do after academic bowl practice and now he's being laughed at by the entire nation. bet he wishes he'd stayed home

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/goodopinionhavr/status/1224782459897876482?s=19

Monetary. Expenses.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

i wonder what percentage of pete supporters don't know he's gay

"I totally respect your viewpoint on this, I totally do"

with how much she has to tiptoe around it i'm wondering if the campaign is deliberately hushing his homosexuality to court the christian democrat fuckhead vote

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Of Course I paid those guys! I owed them money!

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Nah, when I look at whose winning/losing, I'm going to look at delegate counts, not the average vote % over the primary season

I mean for Iowa, yeah for super Tuesday delegates definitely matter

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


This $50,143 line item for "Capitalism". Can you explain that a bit more?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



even a flatworm would have the self-awareness to realize that posting these "thinking there's a conspiracy at hand is only possible because of a GRAND PLOT BY THE PERFIDIOUS RUS" takes is some Alanis Palpatine level ironic.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1224784861321486343

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

The Human Crouton posted:

This $50,143 line item for "Capitalism". Can you explain that a bit more?

double the yearly salary for most workers paid to a corporate entity made up in whole cloth for "loving nothing" is a great look!

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011


lol

i wish i could ask this specific person why they want to vote for pete in the first place or why they vote democrat at all.

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Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/axe_liker/status/1224784964786372610

:sickos:

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