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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea


Wow do I feel loving epically owned right about now!!!

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

A CRAB IRL posted:

Wow do I feel loving epically owned right about now!!!

proof that crabs have feelings too

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Leperflesh posted:

proof that crabs have feelings too

You're supposed to ease them slowly into being epically owned, that way they don't notice until it's too late.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
>DEVOUR:ins:

naem
May 29, 2011

>SEDUCE:ins:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



naem posted:

>SEDUCE:ins:

Slaan posted:

>DEVOUR:ins:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







Not pictured: candlecrabra

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


> START THE PILE

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






naem posted:

>SEDUCE:ins:

Honky Dong Country posted:

> START THE PILE

:pervert:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


lol

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR


I think they are claybs, not crebs

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


I'm still gonna eat that crab, with a single milliliter of butter.

And one tenth of a gram of garlic.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Look what I got today at the Tucson gem and mineral shows:

These are concretions which formed around a fossil, often crabs!

First one just had a stick in it but I will keep the thread updated as appropriate.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Honky Dong Country posted:

> START THE PILE

Crabs

Piled high

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
snipperdoodles

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

More fossil crabs!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crurb

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crelb

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

croyb

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




THE PILE
H U N G E R S

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


ok I am ready

do I like sign a form, or is there a clinic to go to or how does this work

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Leperflesh posted:

ok I am ready

do I like sign a form, or is there a clinic to go to or how does this work

no it's a trap! crabs do have responsibilities:
*snip
*scuttle

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Don’t forget

3) wander into my trap

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Mods knew

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

4) Avoid octopus

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A CRAB IRL posted:

4) Avoid octopus

They get stuck in my traps too and also end up with the same fate.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Calamari: the other crab meat

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Slaan posted:

Calamari: the other crab meat

That’s the other other meat. You can catch squid where I am too. It’s kind of tedious though. Delicious though.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




They're having fun together :3: AND NOBODY CAN MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE :colbert:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Someone called the crab police: https://www.instagram.com/p/B8NqlHMpKsl/?igshid=l4tsh9ol8z89

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crisp

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
https://twitter.com/BWI_Airport/status/1225450379032186881

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Like the new thread tag, it works

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
I don’t eat cephalopods anymore, they’re too smart.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Lazyhound posted:

I don’t eat cephalopods anymore, they’re too smart.

Not smart enough to avoid lures.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:crab: its time for TRESH CREBS :crab:











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