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Raskolnikov38 posted:just give pete all 41 delegates, no one with a brain is going to view any results from iowa as legitimate anyway. may as well go for broke with the ratfucking please don't tempt them
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:19 |
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This process has been the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's only going to get so much worse.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:19 |
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Martman posted:Ok so we got 62%, then 9%, then 4%. Anyone wanna run the numbers on when we'll be finished at this rate? Zeno's Caucus
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:20 |
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Pollyanna posted:so they uploaded 4% more results and those results are 0 across the board, effectively saying “these precincts’ votes don’t count” No. All prior precincts are 0 now as well . It's 0s everywheee except for the precinct reporting in % Edit I didn't scroll down, there's numbers down there. Whatever
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:20 |
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https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1225096798697656321?s=20
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:21 |
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The Do Nothing Democrats
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:21 |
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So who had the under because I was kind of joking with an Over/Under of 7 hahaha.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:21 |
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when people were saying turnout was down they were right. the records show that many precincts had nobody show up and zero votes were cast. weird!!!
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:21 |
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lmao
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:22 |
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Nothus posted:That's a truthful answer. Nobody but the IDP knows what's going on are you sure the idp knows whats going on?
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:22 |
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it's gotta just be a system error or whatever right, even after all this they couldn't possibly be so stupid as to add a bunch of new precincts but not add their actual votes to ensure the current totals aren't changed, that'd just be a whole new level of insanity and we've already got people protesting at DNC sites and Pete's wine cave ventures
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:23 |
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Epic High Five posted:it's gotta just be a system error or whatever right, even after all this they couldn't possibly be so stupid as to add a bunch of new precincts but not add their actual votes to ensure the current totals aren't changed, that'd just be a whole new level of insanity and we've already got people protesting at DNC sites and Pete's wine cave ventures boxes of votes just lying around, never counted
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:24 |
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mastershakeman posted:No. All prior precincts are 0 now as well . It's 0s everywheee except for the precinct reporting in % The precinct data is all there, they just put all the SDE numbers to zero
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:24 |
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Epic High Five posted:it's gotta just be a system error or whatever right, even after all this they couldn't possibly be so stupid as to add a bunch of new precincts but not add their actual votes to ensure the current totals aren't changed, that'd just be a whole new level of insanity and we've already got people protesting at DNC sites and Pete's wine cave ventures i think this is another case of malicious incompetence like they're trying to fix the vote but are so bad at it that they lost all the numbers
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:25 |
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Office Pig posted:boxes of votes just lying around, never counted The votes have already been counted and Bernie knows what they are but they're embargo-ing the results.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:25 |
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In breaking news today, Puerto Ricans broke into a sealed warehouse today only to find boxes of iowa caucus votes. When confronted, the IDP confirmed there were several more like this on the island
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:25 |
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iowa did you count those votes like i asked you to iowa: *moody teen voice* ugh fiiiiiineeeeeee
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they found those last few pete votes! https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1225138367274323974 would not be surprised if these are the last results we ever see
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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thecluckmeme posted:In breaking news today, Puerto Ricans broke into a sealed warehouse today only to find boxes of iowa caucus votes. When confronted, the IDP confirmed there were several more like this on the island Plot twist: they're dated 2016
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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Pete is pulling ahead
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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What's the link for the results?
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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Now seeing 442 to 414 SDEs on Google instead of NYT still showing 419 to 394 e: NYT updated too difference of SDEs in pete's favor increased from 25 to 28
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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IDP/DNC cooking the books so hard even Enron would think it's a bit much.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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Martman posted:Ok so we got 62%, then 9%, then 4%. Anyone wanna run the numbers on when we'll be finished at this rate? All future releases will just be half of the previous number, so if my math is right they will all be released right around the heat death of the universe.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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SDE?
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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super macho dude posted:Solidarity forever, gently caress that rat face gently caress.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:26 |
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Virgil's got a good thread going. https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1225138283488972801
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:27 |
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was SDE the standard measure in previous contests there?
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:27 |
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MoaM posted:who won? At this point, no one
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:27 |
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I can't wait for the dems to interminably drag out the caucus recount and disenfranchise as many bernie voters as possible on the most tenuous of justifications only to result in a one delegate lead for Butt, then for Sanders to sweep the rest of the primaries anyway
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:28 |
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Modest Mao posted:Pete is pulling ahead forever inching above a quarter percentage of the vote until everyone is convinced he is not John Kerry
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:28 |
lol 4% increase everyone saying it would be 5% were optimistic
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:28 |
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RajCooper posted:SDE? SDE: if rounding error was used to determine who won a contest of collecting the most votes.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:28 |
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Please be patient our intern is manually typing in SQL queries as fast as they can and they accidentally hit enter too soon.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:28 |
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Epic High Five posted:was SDE the standard measure in previous contests there? yah
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:28 |
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For sale: caucus votes, never counted.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:28 |
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rudecyrus posted:At this point, no one wrong, bernie won; get your poo poo together your a mess.
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:29 |
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so we at 75% now lol took them all night and day to count 4% more
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:29 |
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if you live in iowa you should be storming the party hq IMO
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 20:29 |
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Rofl polk didnt get a single vote counted on this one
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