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We once tried to kill Castro with a seashell that would explode when he picked it up. Lots of conspiracies are really incompetent.
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papa horny michael posted:incompetence by design is the conspiracy usually. its why no one may be blamed when votes are lost, or people lose their benefits due to a computer error. that is the intent, but also Azathoth should cry more this thread sure does love to wildly swing between the DNC being the most competent ratfuckers since Nixon's machine and beingtoo incompetent to even pick a candidate to rally behind
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Azathoth posted:this thread sure does love to wildly swing between the DNC being the most competent ratfuckers since Nixon's machine and beingtoo incompetent to even pick a candidate to rally behind You're creating a dichotomy between competent and incompetent, but in reality it's that they're incompetent but incredibly entrenched. They don't have to be competent to rig poo poo, be wise they control everything and can just ignore when people call them out.
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Feb 6, 2020 00:17
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Azathoth posted:this thread sure does love to wildly swing between the DNC being the most competent ratfuckers since Nixon's machine and beingtoo incompetent to even pick a candidate to rally behind It's really dumb whenever people try to insist any thread has one thought or voice. It's just a group of people saying poo poo. There are going to be different opinions and beliefs and contradicting opinions is people disagreeing with each other, not some example that everyone in the thread should just be dismissed.
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send men to the moon? no problem. count votes correctly? impossible, there are too many!!
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honestly mildly dissappointed they didn't go full on-brand and just outsource it to Mechanical Turk
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Azathoth posted:this isn't the IDC fixing the election, unless you think that the whole thing is a hypercompetent ratfucking scheme being orchestrated inside a shell of absolutely blistering incompetence seems like they tried to gently caress sanders over, but then tripped over themselves trying to do it and are now scrambling trying to fix it so it doesnt look like they did anything watch the final results show sanders with like a ten point lead over buttegeig
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drat, it's too bad multiple officials intimately involved in elections and politics decided to force the Iowa State dems to use this vendor. guess everyone has egg on their face
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Azathoth posted:this thread sure does love to wildly swing between the DNC being the most competent ratfuckers since Nixon's machine and beingtoo incompetent to even pick a candidate to rally behind you might call it a shifting rhetoric
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Feb 6, 2020 00:20
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The DNC is hilariously incompetent especially how I'm sure the company got the contract through nepotism.
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Feb 6, 2020 00:21
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BULBASAUR posted:why is it taking them so long to rig the primary results, somebody please help me understand rigging the the counts while having plausible deniability takes time
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Skyl3lazer posted:You're creating a dichotomy between competent and incompetent, but in reality it's that they're incompetent but incredibly entrenched. They don't have to be competent to rig poo poo, be wise they control everything and can just ignore when people call them out. that's fair about the false dichotomy, but ... does any of this look like anyone is getting away with anything? this looks like an incompetent grift of an app blew up and now they're scrambling. i'll buy that they've gotten away with it when Bernie's team stops talking about it
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Calibanibal posted:you might call it a shifting rhetoric lol
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Tiler Kiwi posted:everything the party has done is just them gong "your call is important to us, please hold...." while they keep trying to force The App to work because someone's resume would look really good with that on there and Frank from the county clubs cousin promised you a nice job for making people use it Lmao must really be heartbreaking right now for all the IDP faithful who weren't a part of the grift, and are having to watch their precious precious, millions and millions worth 'first in the nation' status go up in smoke around them. No one important will ever give a poo poo about iowa, choke down their gross pork chops, and spend a saturday at the local VFW ever again, and they know it. Ya' love to see it
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Feb 6, 2020 00:25
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Not gonna lie, this one stings.
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lol Bernie's programs would deliver them exactly that
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Feb 6, 2020 00:26
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Fivethirtyeight model just updated, Bernie now listed as frontrunner: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2020-primary-forecast/
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Feb 6, 2020 00:26
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bend the loving knee
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Azathoth posted:that's fair about the false dichotomy, but ... does any of this look like anyone is getting away with anything? they didn't most other state primaries are run by the same kind of people but don't have the same level of transparency and are far, far less likely to get caught even loving around this blatantly, until it's far too late for it to matter this shouldn't be a difficult concept
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Azathoth posted:this thread sure does love to wildly swing between the DNC being the most competent ratfuckers since Nixon's machine and beingtoo incompetent to even pick a candidate to rally behind The DNC is horrendously incompetent but they are backed to the hilt by entrenched powers with unlimited resources so even if people call out this poo poo nobody with a shred of power will listen
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https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1225196958312206338?s=20 i'd be more impressed by cohn's even handedness in tweeting about the caucus results if the eventual usage for his reporting wasn't to properly calibrate the caucus needle lol
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:cheatin' pete BurtLington posted:cheat buttigieg
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NecroMonster posted:remember, if you do crimes, if you cheat, steal, or rob, and no one holds you accountable, no one punishes you, you suffer no penalty for doing the things, then you didn't actually cheat, steal, or rob. Only if you're rich
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Feb 6, 2020 00:28
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to be honest we will just have to wait until Nevada for anything concrete. I feel like that is make or break for this
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Some of the Succ circles I monitor are creaming themselves over the idea of a Bloomberg/Romney ticket
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Joementum posted:hellworld baybeeeeeee Small towns for some, tiny American flags for others!!
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https://twitter.com/ginandtanic/status/1225196982475644928 Buttigieg's supporters are posting fact-checks of pedantry in response to mistakes that aren't even being made in the tweet they're replying toward. "AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. [Pete Buttigieg campaign did not pay for Iowa Caucus app] Buttigieg’s campaign paid the company that created the app that failed during the Iowa Caucus for different technology services." They think it really makes him look good.
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U-DO Burger posted:poor bloomberg IDK just by those numbers he has a nearly 50-50 chance of buying the nomination at convention! MorrisBae posted:Some of the Succ circles I monitor are creaming themselves over the idea of a Bloomberg/Romney ticket jesus this is nearly as repugnant as actual Buttigieg supporters
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Feb 6, 2020 00:33
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U-DO Burger posted:poor bloomberg what do you mean, bloomberg has a 1 in 4 chance
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Just FYI the ‘model’ assumes a bit Bernie bounce and Biden drop in the polls, something that I’m not sure we’ll see. It might be more even by Monday. Bernie will win, but don’t freak out about changes to a 538 model
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let's loving do it gently caress em up bernie
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I'm getting hit up by the DSA to go protest this thing. Google it to heckle a rat.
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