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sx nmb*r	69	0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r	420	1.34%
Jeb! number	538	1.72%
Biden numbr	30330	96.72%
Total:	31357 votes

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Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

they didn't

most other state primaries are run by the same kind of people but don't have the same level of transparency and are far, far less likely to get caught even loving around this blatantly, until it's far too late for it to matter

this shouldn't be a difficult concept

Who tallies up and reports primary votes?

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:34

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:10

Amp: Sep 10, 2010

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

https://twitter.com/VerminSupreme/status/1225135249207824386?s=20

two vermin in the pic, really

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:35

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

FistEnergy posted:

https://twitter.com/suchwinston/status/1225184947327197184?s=19

"glorified customer service rep" is a good one but this dude is still a coward either way

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:35

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

Azathoth posted:

who's orchestrating this 50 state conspiracy? seriously, everyone here thinks the DNC controls this, but they don't control poo poo until the convention

each state does these on their own, by their own rules, by a combination of government beaurocrats and random party volunteers, all of whom have loyalty to their own candidates

if this is a grand conspiracy to push one cand6, who's behind it?

the institutional machinery of the Democratic Party, which has been controlled by centrists for literal decades, who have operated it to the benefit of their centrist friends at every opportunity, packing every level of leadership with centrist cronies who paid the right bribes or waited their turn enough

it's like asking who orchestrated "white supremacy" or "tough on crime"

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:38

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/anoligarch/status/1225112970595913728?s=21

what the gently caress

what the living gently caress

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:38

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Main Paineframe posted:

it's like asking who orchestrated "white supremacy" or "tough on crime"

harry truman for the latter

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:38

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

Azathoth posted:

Well poo poo, guess the revolution is dead. No sense doing anything but sitting back and waiting for death. If only there was a nationally popular presidential candidate with a massive fundraising base and decades of experience in the system.

But alas, I know of no such person.

Seriously, do you all think that Bernie has not been planning for this for literally years?

What the gently caress are you even talking about? Bernie's eventual win will still mean they rigged Iowa.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:39

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

MorrisBae posted:

Some of the Succ circles I monitor are creaming themselves over the idea of a Bloomberg/Romney ticket

Romney voted to convict because hes running

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:39

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/kf/status/1224768660138446848?s=20

learn to code!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:39

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/anoligarch/status/1225112970595913728?s=21

what the gently caress

what the living gently caress

EVERY MINUTE A NEW HORROR! YOU LOVE TO SEE IT FOLKS, ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOU HATE IT!

HAHAHAH

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:40

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

two vermin in the pic, really

only one of whom i've had or would ever consent to having a drink with

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:40

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1225202301633093632

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:41

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1225197810825539584

The real ratfucking will be the push to No Majority

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:41

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

honestly mildly dissappointed they didn't go full on-brand and just outsource it to Mechanical Turk

my guess was Fiverr

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:42

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Sedisp posted:

What the gently caress are you even talking about? Bernie's eventual win will still mean they rigged Iowa.

Haven't you heard? Iowa is the hardest state to rig, and they did it anyway and got away with it. Everything else is just the DNC uploading the fix spreadsheet as official results and we have no way to tell it happened.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:42

MorrisBae: Jan 18, 2020; by Athanatos

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/anoligarch/status/1225112970595913728?s=21

what the gently caress

what the living gently caress

Hahahahahaha

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:42

papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

I don't think Romney will run, but also he's really dumb. Mormons don't especially like Trump, nor his presidency. though of course this is similar to how the idea of a never trumper isn't real

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:42

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Azathoth posted:

Who tallies up and reports primary votes?

uh it varies by state my dude. In mine, it's an automated optical scanner, i.e. The App

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:42

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

The real ratfucking will be the push to No Majority

Yep the goal now is to deny Bernie the needed votes for a majority so they can go with a compromise candidate like loving Bloomberg or something

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:42

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

Azathoth posted:

Haven't you heard? Iowa is the hardest state to rig, and they did it anyway and got away with it. Everything else is just the DNC uploading the fix spreadsheet as official results and we have no way to tell it happened.

I don't know if you've noticed but I never even mentioned other states.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:43

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:43

papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

Azathoth posted:

Haven't you heard? Iowa is the hardest state to rig, and they did it anyway and got away with it. Everything else is just the DNC uploading the fix spreadsheet as official results and we have no way to tell it happened.

thankful individual counties are releasing results that conflict with those released by the dnc and iowa dems. thankful you keep crying about it

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:44

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/anoligarch/status/1225112970595913728?s=21

what the gently caress

what the living gently caress

lol half of her "canvassing" photos is instagram shots of food.

pete's volunteer base, everyone

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:45

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Azathoth voted Pete and is not mad

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:45

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1225203600743391232

these people have the memory of goldfish

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:45

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

BULBASAUR posted:

Azathoth voted Pete and is not mad

eh I'm willing to chalk this one up to breathtaking incompetence rather than malice

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:46

eviltastic: Feb 8, 2004; Fan of Britches

Epic High Five posted:

EVERY MINUTE A NEW HORROR! YOU LOVE TO SEE IT FOLKS, ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOU HATE IT!

HAHAHAH

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

This is why I don't care if there was deliberate sabotage involved. Even if you believe there wasn't, "Pete's staff were literally in bed with the former Hillary staffers that the national party made the locals use, who somehow managed to gently caress up critical campaign infrastructure in an election she wasn't even running in, while actively advancing his campaign" is a perfectly fair reason to question the legitimacy of a victory.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:47

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Presenting Nipples posted:

Just FYI the ‘model’ assumes a bit Bernie bounce and Biden drop in the polls, something that I’m not sure we’ll see. It might be more even by Monday.

Bernie will win, but don’t freak out about changes to a 538 model

They only gave 15% of the bounce to Bernie. The main reason he's surging is because Biden is dying.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:47

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Bernie will get a bounce because he did win Iowa.

He will have to share it with Butt but whatever

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:48

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

CharlestheHammer posted:

Bernie will get a bounce because he did win Iowa.

He will have to share it with Butt but whatever

Sharing with Pete. A true Pyrrhic victory.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:50

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Goddamn america and the democratic party.

Bernie or loving bust.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:51

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1225197810825539584

This pretty much matches the Bernie at 40, Bloomberg at 20 on predictit, but predicti has Warren buried below butt

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:51

Sedisp: Jun 20, 2012

Vox Nihili posted:

because Biden is dying.

His campaign also isn't doing great!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:51

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

BULBASAUR posted:

Azathoth voted Pete and is not mad

Voted Bernie in MN and I think you all are being irrational, but I'm gonna stop responding. Bernie's gonna win and the DNC or anyone else can't stop him.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:52