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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this is going to be a high bar to clear for any recanvass request

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Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

hey what about

Tom Penis

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Joementum posted:

thing we're going to find out soon: can john delaney request a recanvas

DEVAL PATRICK ENTERS THE STAGE!!
“You fuckres owe me 1000 votes”

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hahhahahah bernie told the bird to do it

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
prediction markets are going loving nuts

nah
Mar 16, 2009

head to CNN.com and MSNBC.com and see where you find Bernie announcing that he's won Iowa

good luck

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Tom Perez just got his nut sack publicly shot off and needs this time to heal, please be considerate

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Harrow posted:

hey what about

Tom Penis

the penis has its downsides but is capable of inspiring art and culture in spite of its potential for ruination and despair

tom perez is more like one of those snails that gets a flatworm infection which turns them into compliant zombies

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Tom Perez sees the Iowa Democrats' response to his call for a recanvass. Nervously, he looks over his shoulder, where Chasten Buttigieg, wearing an all-black suit and latex gloves, is attaching a suppressor to a CIA standard-issue pistol. "I tried, Mr. Buttigieg," he says. "Please, tell the CIA I tried."

Chasten pauses for a moment, looking at his weapon. He looks up, meeting Perez's gaze, and says, "Tom Perez... retire bitch."

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Joementum posted:

this is going to be a high bar to clear for any recanvass request



lol it has to be in by tomorrow at noon. Rat crew really going to have make a blind decision whether they want this smoke

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
so agent pete has 23 more hours to request a recanvass and he'll have to pay for it if he wants one

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
bernie is the horse, the guy is the dnc

https://i.imgur.com/7HjdhMy.mp4

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe


Everyone smells the ratfuck coming

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

so agent pete has 23 more hours to request a recanvass and he'll have to pay for it if he wants one

BUT WHAT IF
https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/1225494236038082560?s=19
ITS KLOBBERIN TIME

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
What a loving circus fire

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




a great day for Perez indeed

amaru_chulla
Sep 3, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm just happy that all these stupid Obama alums are finally getting righteously poo poo on.

gently caress these rats, gently caress everything they believe in, and gently caress their greed.

Solidarity forever.

Bushido Brown
Mar 30, 2011


She certainly won't pay for it.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

nah posted:

head to CNN.com and MSNBC.com and see where you find Bernie announcing that he's won Iowa

good luck

they have to breathlessly cover trump talking about a man getting his balls shot off

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Uncle Wemus posted:

Just woke up did the satellites push Bernie over the top?

this may come as a shock, but they stopped right before including them

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Bushido Brown posted:

She certainly won't pay for it.

bloomberg can tho

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

love my stable genius party!

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Joementum posted:

so agent pete has 23 more hours to request a recanvass and he'll have to pay for it if he wants one

Speaking of, when do the campaigns have to release their January numbers by? the 15th?

amaru_chulla
Sep 3, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Klob-Goblin's ears are all perking up.

Their globs are amassing.

Bushido Brown
Mar 30, 2011

Xaris posted:

bloomberg can tho

Let him. The optics on that would be amazing.

ETA: the correct answer is that Amy's ex boyfriends will pay for it.

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


Thing is, they can't unless they can provide a real argument that the recount could change the national delegation, which it almost certainly wouldn't when the results are this close. If they actually do it then lmao but the Iowa Dems called their bluff.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
lol @ bernie "iowa is hopefully finally behind us"

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



https://twitter.com/Philhamm/status/1225478497147244545?s=19

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



Biden's team is going to want it just to delay the results until after NH. They've already laid the groundwork for their claim, so they'll probably have the paperwork ready. It'll be up to the Iowa Dems to approve it.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

kazr posted:

Will Bernie get more national delegates than Butt?

No. We've known for a while that they'll get the same amount

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Holy poo poo the DNC is going berserk after getting caught cheating

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

what do we say to the ratfuck? NOT TODAY!

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Harrow posted:

hey what about

Tom Penis

But the stress is still on the second syllable of penis

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





ahahahahaha :discourse:

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


pospysyl posted:

Biden's team is going to want it just to delay the results until after NH. They've already laid the groundwork for their claim, so they'll probably have the paperwork ready. It'll be up to the Iowa Dems to approve it.

Everyone already knows Biden did horribly, this is common knowledge and his polling has already suffered as a result.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
tom perez collects dirty socks to sniff and whack his knob to

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I can't believe they are pushing the final counting of these results right up against the NBA trade deadline.

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Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



https://twitter.com/tylerpager/status/1225494446206279686?s=20

lmao

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