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Krispy Wafer posted:Honestly, every sperm is sacred would be a good Catholic satire.
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oldpainless posted:For those interested, the book 120 days of sodom, which is actually unfinished, gives a description of a character who never wipes his rear end so his poo poo just accumulates around his rear end in a top hat forming a thick smelly ring of feces which becomes problematic when other characters try to gently caress him in the rear end 
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Couldn't you just kinda work some spit into poop crust to remoisten it and then have anal sex with the dirty man? Feels like they should have thought of that. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Hated to do that to you but that was one of the top-five worst sentences ever assembled in English and I wanted to engrave it on your rap sheet.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Couldn't you just kinda work some spit into poop crust to remoisten it and then have anal sex with the dirty man? Feels like they should have thought of that. Not an issue, for he possessed (and I quote) "an immense orifice whose enormous diameter, odor, and colour bore a closer resemblance to the depths of a well freighted privy than to an rear end in a top hat." Its disgusting, I know, but the Oxford comma was in the translated text.
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Feb 5, 2020 15:13
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Solice Kirsk posted:Couldn't you just kinda work some spit into poop crust to remoisten it and then have anal sex with the dirty man? Feels like they should have thought of that. 
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oldpainless posted:For those interested, the book 120 days of sodom, which is actually unfinished, gives a description of a character who never wipes his rear end so his poo poo just accumulates around his rear end in a top hat forming a thick smelly ring of feces which becomes problematic when other characters try to gently caress him in the rear end So is this pretty much just the historical version of "Scrotie McBoogerballs" from south park?
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Feb 5, 2020 15:34
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Elissimpark posted:Not an issue, for he possessed (and I quote) "an immense orifice whose enormous diameter, odor, and colour bore a closer resemblance to the depths of a well freighted privy than to an rear end in a top hat." What I'm taking away from this is that Kirk Johnson is a timelord.
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Feb 6, 2020 13:48
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Whybird posted:What I'm taking away from this is that Kirk Johnson is a timelord. He certainly possesses something that is bigger on the inside than the outside.
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Feb 6, 2020 14:09
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Whybird posted:What I'm taking away from this is that Kirk Johnson is a timelord. Listen: Kirk Johnson's rear end has come unstuck in time
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AFewBricksShy posted:So is this pretty much just the historical version of "Scrotie McBoogerballs" from south park? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: De Sade got himself arrested for sodomising a prostitute in the Revolutionary France era but used his connections and money to avoid the guillotine and was sentenced to a long stint in the Bastille in a private cell where, as minor aristocracy, he was allowed luxuries such as his own private chef. With nothing else to do in his cell, he ate until he got so fat he could no longer walk and wrote. And wrote. And wrote. Given that he blamed the prostitute for his predicament, a lot of his writings are incredibly misogynistic, even for the time, and are little more than masturbatory fantasies of sex and cruelty. When the Bastille was liberated, all the nasty little stories that he wrote with one hand titillated the masses so much that they were reprinted countless times despite being the kind of filth which would otherwise see you arrested yourself just for owning it. "See how terrible the aristocracy is! Yes, it should be banned by the Committee of Public Safety. Yes, I have more in stock." Because of that, a lot of his writings managed to survive to this day. But his work is really not very good. Very little got past a first draft, many weren't even finished. Most were about how women should be made to suffer and why rich men should get to do whatever they want. The speech at the end of Rand's Atlas Shrugged is infamous for how long, tedious and far up its own arse it is. Now imagine 20 books like that. Massive screeds about * Libertines are a lot like libertarians. All the paedophilia, but less talk about property rights. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 17:33 on Feb 6, 2020 |
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Alhazred posted:It's good satire of the catholics, that the catholics trird to stop. We're still waiting for good satire made by catholics.
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Feb 6, 2020 19:54
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trickybiscuits posted:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Rob McElhenney and Charlie Day were raised Catholic, and Charlie Day's father wrote the book Why Catholics Can't Sing. Pickle Party argument over how bloody the Jesus crucifix in the bar should be. Gold.
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Elissimpark posted:Listen: Kirk Johnson's rear end has come unstuck in time Poo-tee-weet?
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DeSade's work has no redeeming qualities at all and is a pretty decent argument for obscenity laws. I'm not saying this arbitrarily, I read a bit of it, and I don't think anyone has ever claimed that any part of it is good from any literary standpoint or makes any point other than being a lot of hateful poo poo for no reason. It's not even like other lovely, bad books where you can get one or two quotes out of it, there's really nothing there except for violent and vulgar nonsense.
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Feb 6, 2020 23:46
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Pick posted:DeSade's work has no redeeming qualities at all and is a pretty decent argument for obscenity laws. I'm not saying this arbitrarily, I read a bit of it, and I don't think anyone has ever claimed that any part of it is good from any literary standpoint or makes any point other than being a lot of hateful poo poo for no reason. It's not even like other lovely, bad books where you can get one or two quotes out of it, there's really nothing there except for violent and vulgar nonsense. Violent, vulgar, and repetitive. I think the most annoying thing about trying to read Sade was finding out it's just reams of the same poo poo (literally) over and over. Oh, but this time you're doing it to a boy, and he's upside down? Super.
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Pick posted:DeSade's work has no redeeming qualities at all and is a pretty decent argument for obscenity laws. I'm not saying this arbitrarily, I read a bit of it, and I don't think anyone has ever claimed that any part of it is good from any literary standpoint or makes any point other than being a lot of hateful poo poo for no reason. It's not even like other lovely, bad books where you can get one or two quotes out of it, there's really nothing there except for violent and vulgar nonsense. In what way does it justify obscenity laws? If it's just bad you can avoid reading it.
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I think people are affected by the media they consume and social messaging, and there is absolutely no positive takeaway that could be had from it. I think its existence has no upside potential to speak of. It's not artistically transgressive or anything. It's amazingly boring for how cruel and hateful it is. Also, it's child porn. That I didn't know at the outset. Pick has a new favorite as of 01:33 on Feb 7, 2020 |
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Sade is just the incest porn of a different time. Slap vulgarity onto something and it automatically becomes salacious.
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Yeah everything he ever wrote is total garbage without any redeeming qualities and I’ve read all his works at least twice
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trickybiscuits posted:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Rob McElhenney and Charlie Day were raised Catholic, and Charlie Day's father wrote the book Why Catholics Can't Sing. "raised catholic" is one thing, i'm talking about specifically catholic-focused satire of catholicism made by a catholic. i'll check out that book, i didn't jump to read it when i first heard of it because i assumed it was just another outsider complaining.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:"raised catholic" is one thing, i'm talking about specifically catholic-focused satire of catholicism made by a catholic. i'll check out that book, i didn't jump to read it when i first heard of it because i assumed it was just another outsider complaining. Have you watched Derry Girls?
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:nah, not a big Lena Dunham fan. what is even happening here
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Derry Girls, its about those two broke girls who inexplicably still have a huge midtown apartment. america made a for ladies version of Trailer Park Boys and that's what we're talking about. Jersey Girls.
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You might be thinking of River City Girls, where beat the poo poo out of the entire city of Belfast to rescue their boyfriends from unionist ninjas.
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Ahhhh right right right, really cried at the end when the broke girls defeated Angela's Ashes.
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Fr. Ted is good Catholic satire. https://youtu.be/9uHAbpm0lLk
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lemonadesweetheart posted:Fr. Ted is good Catholic satire. And also very appropriate for the topic given Graham Linehan's recent history.
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Alhazred posted:It's good satire of the catholics, that the catholics trird to stop. We're still waiting for good satire made by catholics. Kevin Smith's Dogma.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:And also very appropriate for the topic given Graham Linehan's recent history. Linehan was already an atheist by the time he was writing Father Ted. No idea about Matthews.
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oldpainless posted:Yeah everything he ever wrote is total garbage without any redeeming qualities and I’ve read all his works at least twice More like oldpainful.
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Rascar Capac posted:Linehan was already an atheist by the time he was writing Father Ted. No idea about Matthews. But how far back does his terfitude extend?
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Torquemada posted:But how far back does his terfitude extend? 12 December 2008 quote:Douglas finds the love of his life in a journalist named April, but mishears that she used to be a man, thinking she said that she is from Iran. After learning the truth about April, Douglas breaks up with April but their ensuing fist fight disrupts the shareholder meeting, crushing the Internet, and causing panic.
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The sad thing is that there's actually a really good joke ruined by the framing transmisogynistic violence. Giving Jen "the Internet" is top-tier for that show's theme of comedy.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:And also very appropriate for the topic given Graham Linehan's recent history. Let me just take a stab in the dark here and say, TERF? Welp: Torquemada posted:But how far back does his terfitude extend? Disappointed bingo.
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Arivia posted:The sad thing is that there's actually a really good joke ruined by the framing transmisogynistic violence. Giving Jen "the Internet" is top-tier for that show's theme of comedy. The annoying thing is it could have had a nice ending if the underlying opinions of the writer weren't so gross. If it had just been Douglas being a twat about it as opposed to the writers it could have worked because in the last 5 minutes it shows that Douglas misses her and still loved her despite the initial shock, and wishing he'd handled thing better.
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BioEnchanted posted:The annoying thing is it could have had a nice ending if the underlying opinions of the writer weren't so gross. If it had just been Douglas being a twat about it as opposed to the writers it could have worked because in the last 5 minutes it shows that Douglas misses her and still loved her despite the initial shock, and wishing he'd handled thing better. Yeah, the first time I saw that episode, I had already learned about the TERF poo poo, but my main takeaway from the episode was him being miserable and alone at the end.
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Indeed. I first saw that episode long before I was aware of Linehan's transphobia and misogyny. And apart from the man vs woman fist fight, (which I am probably damning myself by initially thinking was so cartoony and absurd so as to be goofy fun), I thought the joke was on Douglas coz he rejected the woman of his dreams for a bullshit petty reason. Of course, now knowing how much Linehan hates trans people, and also hearing an interview about that fight scene, (he said that it was OK to have a man hitting a woman because she was trans, and therefore really a man, so THAT was the joke as opposed to the silliness of the over the top stage combat that I thought it was), it is impossible to look at that episode, and indeed the rest of the show in the same light.
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