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Which Nintendo character would you like to see in the next Soul Calibur game?
This poll is closed.
Bowsette 99 8.48%
Other 53 4.54%
jenna got milked 1015 86.98%
Total: 1167 votes
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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Relax Or DIE posted:

also to take the heat off precision I'm gonna post some real weird poo poo when I get home

No

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Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
as the poster crowned horniest no one here has the power to stop me

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Relax Or DIE posted:

also to take the heat off precision I'm gonna post some real weird poo poo when I get home
ahegaod speed

N-N-N-NINE BREAKER
Jul 12, 2014

Also I'm really bad at vanquish and I only beat it on normal difficulty after many continues

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Relax Or DIE posted:

as the poster crowned horniest no one here possess the power to stop me
there is another...

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



huh did anyone pitch vanquish 2 as one of the platinum 4 or was it a clover joint

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Jay Rust posted:

Freud sez a child forms his or her sexual fetish after noticing his mom's lack of penis, or something. Too true

Who's looking at their mom naked :catstare:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Relax Or DIE posted:

as the poster crowned horniest no one here has the power to stop me

bold to say that with a Big Boss av, one of gaming's most legendary asexuals

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Cowcaster posted:

huh did anyone pitch vanquish 2 as one of the platinum 4 or was it a clover joint

I said "vanquish 4" does that count

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

precision posted:

Who's looking at their mom naked :catstare:

Babies

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

homeless snail posted:

its okay to like the picture where the girl sticks her tongue out, just dont get pissy when people identify which fetish it is

what's the one where they pull down a bottom eyelid too

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

homeless snail posted:

ahegaod speed

https://twitter.com/dudeweedmemes/status/1069482461229432833?s=09

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
im replaying AI: The Somnium Files and the main character is the horniest main character I've ever seen. he gets super reflexes when he thinks about porn magazines

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Relax Or DIE posted:

also to take the heat off precision I'm gonna post some real weird poo poo when I get home

only if you don't also shrink and transform into a corncob

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002




videogames i have some new avatar ideas for you

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

oddium posted:

what's the one where they pull down a bottom eyelid too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woB1zvaSXag

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Yakuza 7 looks like it owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6CEKphkOoQ

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

oddium posted:

what's the one where they pull down a bottom eyelid too

battygao

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Vanquish would probably have been a far better game this gen, and better received.

Anything carrying the stink of a cover shooter had to prove itself against every other game in that group, and at a glance Vanquish didn't stand out at all.

In 2020 with a bigger budget and some polish it would've been lauded as a nostalgic triumph.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
If someone min maxes in Fallout in the dark, does that make them

a perkygoth

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


Why

Why do this

GUI
Nov 5, 2005

Vanquish would've still bombed this gen as a 60 dollar 5-8 hour long linear title with no replay value (other than high score chasing) like plenty of games (especially B-games) from non big brands did and occasionally still do.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

tutorials

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Jay Rust posted:

tutorials



Did you try just pressing the trigger?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

RBA Starblade posted:

Did you try just pressing the trigger?

Couldn't figure out which was the right one

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

RBA Starblade posted:

Why

Why do this

there is no life among the stars and before we snuff out this one beacon, leaving a silent universe unobserved, I say "ahiiiiiigao"

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

precision posted:

Couldn't figure out which was the right one

:golfclap:

quote:

there is no life among the stars and before we snuff out this one beacon, leaving a silent universe unobserved, I say "ahiiiiiigao"

An alien's going to see that and get real confused about why their promiscator is pulsing

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


Looper
Mar 1, 2012
please, i'm okay with more bowsette if it gets us away from these fake kirbys

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Looper posted:

please, i'm okay with more bowsette if it gets us away from these fake kirbys

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY :mad:

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i don’t think that’s been conclusively proven

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Cowcaster posted:

i don’t think that’s been conclusively proven

"Prognosis: negative"

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Weedle posted:

oh also playing diablo-like games with a mouse sucks rear end, i saw the light when i played dungeon siege on psp and i'll never go back to clicking on poo poo 10000x a minute

As far as mouse controls go, Dungeon Siege got it right where clicking on an enemy makes you attack them until you choose otherwise, it's ridiculous that other games in the genre didn't follow suit

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Waltzing Along posted:

You see those comments after yours? That sort of comment led me to believe the game was really special. But really, it's not. The first part of the game is putting together the narrative which is interesting. Then figuring out who everyone is was intriguing but not really a lot of fun for me. I kept on because I thought the hidden chapter was going to tie it all together and make it worthwhile. But it came off as a wet fart and I left feeling very disappointed.

I give the game credit for doing something I haven't seen before. But I wouldn't recommend it to anyone because if they took my recommendation and spent $$ it is very possible they would have the same reaction I did. To be fair, though, I only recommend games that I'd give a 9/10 or better. Same with movies. I only recommend things that I see as really great, not just good.

I'm sorry people were pissing on you over it. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, though personally I'd have to disagree regarding the final chapter. I found that the final chapter did offer enough of a twist and an interesting method of tying the plot together in a nice and clean way, showing exactly what happened. It's not a surprise that you wouldn't like it if you're not a fan of deduction games, though, and I'm sorry that people kept giving you poo poo over you not liking deduction games. I'm not sure if you said anywhere that you were hoping that the game would turn into some other kind of game genre-wise and I don't understand why the idea of aliens would have been so out there given what is already presented in the game and explained in that last chapter, but it's okay that you don't like it either way. I still have to hard disagree on it not being special, though. Not your preferred kind of game, yes, but I'd argue that objectively it is a very special game that does stuff that not many other games do, especially in the interactive mystery genre.

oddium posted:

soldiers of the sea is a banger

It really is, super lovely song

oddium posted:

the best mystery murder chain in obra dinn is the one where the boy overhears the other guy talking about mutiny and tries to run

That part was sad because as you get further along in that plotline and figure out what happened, you realize that it was just some unfortunate poo poo happening to the wrong people. It's like a tiny microcosm of the entire game, a few lovely people ruining everything and the good people trying to help falling victim to it.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

When did you all learn that gaol was pronounced the same way as jail

Non-brits only

I don't remember but I know it was definitely something related to a western film where I saw the jail marked as the gaol.

precision posted:

Why don't you give this much poo poo to the poster that's actually, constantly, unironically horny

I apologize if you mean me.

Maybe I am wrong but I don't think anybody is actually mad at you or offended by you, I just think that some people are a little tired of the ____ette stuff and unfortunately you posting a boosette thing, regardless of reason, was enough to bother others. I personally don't care for it but if someone's not being creepy about it or is just being sincere in saying they like a thing or an aspect of a thing that is not harmful to anyone then I am not going to hold it against them.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

acceptable

Weedle
May 31, 2006




no shame in being horny this just isn't the place to post horny content imo

Weedle
May 31, 2006




raditts posted:

As far as mouse controls go, Dungeon Siege got it right where clicking on an enemy makes you attack them until you choose otherwise, it's ridiculous that other games in the genre didn't follow suit

yeah i also really liked the first dungeon siege on pc. good series. idk what happened to it but i'm guessing they farted out some sort of shovelware with the dungeon siege name on it and it tanked

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

FirstAidKite posted:

I apologize if you mean me.

Nooooo lol you're pathological chill imo

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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i don’t anyone intended anything but some good natured internet ribbing among chums

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