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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - the unseemly duck asked him, hast thou aught of grapes?
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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/iambingus/status/1225537274332557321?s=20

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/NewYorkNeek/status/1225573662507573249

https://twitter.com/catherinebiss/status/1225598540312743936?s=21

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Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



 https://twitter.com/Acquired_Taste/status/1225482352492761088

* # ? Feb 7, 2020 06:04
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uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/kateconger/status/1225188682497290245

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1225189662093971459

* # ? Feb 7, 2020 06:09
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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

 https://twitter.com/Walliard/status/1225647980083965952

* # ? Feb 7, 2020 06:30
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/DwarfFortBugs/status/1224864214071660545

I don't know whether that's an actual bug but if it isn't please don't tell me.

* # ? Feb 7, 2020 07:15
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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



 :yeshaha:

* # ? Feb 7, 2020 07:21
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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Coelasquid/status/1225673358471127052

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Coelasquid/status/1225673358471127052

REAL MAN’S EDC DJS THAT CUT YOU LIKE DJS, SEPERATING HEAD FROM NECK

LASER LIGHT SHOWS THAT MELT FLESH FROM BONE

FERRIS WHEELS UNHINGED AND OUT OF CONTROL

* # ? Feb 7, 2020 08:09
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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Coelasquid/status/1225673358471127052

Ideotv did an episode on an issue


https://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/2019/09/29/142-skillset-magazine/

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 See that’s a proper lobster-fighting, flesh-ripping-weasels lad mag right there, it’s better than Maxim

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Alan Smithee posted:

REAL MAN’S EDC DJS THAT CUT YOU LIKE DJS, SEPERATING HEAD FROM NECK

LASER LIGHT SHOWS THAT MELT FLESH FROM BONE

FERRIS WHEELS UNHINGED AND OUT OF CONTROL

except it's just mall ninja multitools and bifolds with "BAMF" burned into them

deliberately going with the carnival over every day carry, though? :hmmyes:

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



 https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1225514348900167681

* # ? Feb 7, 2020 16:20
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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

greazeball posted:

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1225514348900167681

“Please ma’am, I’d rather you not litter here.”

* # ? Feb 7, 2020 16:51
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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

greazeball posted:

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1225514348900167681


https://twitter.com/_casey_101/status/1225533297415131137?s=21

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Could probably sell it to the cia for twice the price

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 Phone Whale sez: Try putting it in some rice or salt to dry it out. Ah hoo hoo!

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I’m curious how recoverable is the data

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Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Alan Smithee posted:

I’m curious how recoverable is the data

All they'll be able to get off of it are beluga dick pics.

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

It’s nicer than the dolphins

bobjr has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Feb 8, 2020

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Emily Spinach posted:

All they'll be able to get off of it are beluga dick pics.

Baby Arm Beluga

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JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

greazeball posted:

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1225514348900167681

This is adorable, and I would've stayed there to wave and smile at it while demanding that someone run to the nearest shop to get some seafood rewards for it.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/okcupid/status/1225837880372649986?s=21

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/sarriepeele/status/1225111396951764992?s=19

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


 https://mobile.twitter.com/roboplato/status/1225810455098163200?s=09

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheMattBShow/status/1225149373400670209

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

 https://twitter.com/zuulpods/status/1225833886153945089?s=20

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/heyKQ/status/1225483445528342529

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/mat_johnson/status/1225581581789614080

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/yungchomsky/status/1225957147957059585?s=19

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1225916741051568128

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/haru_cchii/status/1225532573780189184?s=21

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/haru_cchii/status/1225532573780189184?s=21

Account is private

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

 https://twitter.com/marcrebillet/status/1225805881977311232

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

 https://twitter.com/Doomgayer/status/1225428982910345218?s=20

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1225916741051568128

Lol at the sound of the second Mentos rocketing out of the bottle and hitting something

Tim Whatley posted:

https://twitter.com/marcrebillet/status/1225805881977311232

Outstanding

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/whyn0na/status/1225879438069567490

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ProZD/status/1225977241198157825

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1225705976214499328

* # ? Feb 8, 2020 06:03
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