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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Methanar posted:

So china's insane response to this opportunistically taking advantage of the situation to:

Test the public's toleration of the imposition of draconian restrictions
Test capablility to impose draconian restrictions
Test efficacy of lockdown to prevent the spread of a real bio weapon attack
Test results of a large scale lockdown in the event of a crisis

Right?

There are like 700 people dead and that number won’t go down

America went buttfuck nutso over like 3500 dead. That number will probably be surpassed

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Dog Toothbrush posted:

Wearing masks is actually an effective prophylactic against spreading the disease and somewhat-to-not-very effective against getting it, kind of important for a disease that’s communicable for weeks before symptoms arise. Performative my rear end

lol masks aren't going to do poo poo

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Laterite posted:

lol masks aren't going to do poo poo

Ok :jerkbag:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc

Play this music whenever you check the virus maps.

Here's a chinese biotech company with the same logo in shang hai.

spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Feb 8, 2020

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

spacetoaster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc

Play this music whenever you check the virus maps.

Here's a chinese biotech company with the same logo in shang hai.



Checks out

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/resident-evil-umbrella-coronavirus/

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




spacetoaster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc

Play this music whenever you check the virus maps.

Here's a chinese biotech company with the same logo in shang hai.



I was hoping for this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNNXecb6nA given the quarantine ship and all.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


You didn't read the link you posted. lol, dumbass.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

spacetoaster posted:

You didn't read the link you posted. lol, dumbass.

spacetoaster posted:

Here's a chinese biotech company with the same logo in shang hai.


:thunk:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


The snopes "fact check" you posted specifically said that the company is in shang hai, which is what I said, and what's on the sign.


Thanks for the support.



Dumbass.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



lmao at ninja editing in that dumbass at the end. You're definitely not mad.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



*wins a slapfight about a stupid video game that hasn't been relevant for almost 30 years*

Now, for my coup de grace...

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Burt Sexual posted:

Lol like Burt stays in 160 sq rooms, mods make mad cash

Mister Sexual, show us the floor plan of your room please!

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

What does this mean

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

spacetoaster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc

Play this music whenever you check the virus maps.

Here's a chinese biotech company with the same logo in shang hai.



Kinda looks like an umbrella from above.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Facebook Aunt posted:

Hello, sailor.



Wtf that pangolin got some tiddies

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
I can see why the Chinese want to gently caress them, even though it means getting Corona virus

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

lmao at ninja editing in that dumbass at the end. You're definitely not mad.

Me right now:



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

*wins a slapfight about a stupid video game

The music was from a MOVIE. Get it right. Sheesh.

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

*wins a slapfight about a stupid video game that hasn't been relevant for almost 30 years*

Now, for my coup de grace...

one came out last year, was a masterpiece of vicseral horror, beloved by people around the world. and you were wrong about the link. consider yourself owned

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



spacetoaster posted:

Me right now:




About what I thought, yes.

Sex Tragedy posted:

one came out last year, was a masterpiece of vicseral horror, beloved by people around the world. and you were wrong about the link. consider yourself owned

nerd!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





:downsowned:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

cda posted:

What does this mean

We went to war with two countries, one of them for a decently ok reason and one of them for absolutely no fuckin reason

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

bob dobbs is dead posted:

We went to war with two countries, one of them for a decently ok reason and one of them for absolutely no fuckin reason

I get that but what does buttfuck nutso mean, does buttfucking make people crazy or what

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

cda posted:

I get that but what does buttfuck nutso mean, does buttfucking make people crazy or what

Buttfuck is an intensifying modifier without semantics, sort of an outgrowth of how gently caress has no real semantics, if you don’t want it to

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




He meant "going rectumsnorkel insane", how is this not obvious?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It's like saying "batshit crazy" but that's a sensitive topic ITT

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

It's like saying "batshit crazy" but that's a sensitive topic ITT

lol

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Whatever this slapfight is, its terrible. Theres plenty of disease to go around and still talk about

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Here's what the 160 square foot interior cabins look like:



uh where's the door? I feel claustrophobic just looking at it

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
The door is the opening in the wall in the bottom left of the diagram/behind the camera in the photo.

Nucken Futz
Oct 30, 2010

by Reene

Jabor posted:

The door is the opening in the wall in the bottom left of the diagram/behind the camera in the photo.

So you have to go sideways to squeeze through the doorway? How do fat folks manage on these cruises?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Rinkles posted:

uh where's the door? I feel claustrophobic just looking at it

Aaaaaaaa

What's the ceiling height in these rooms? Five and a half feet maybe?
I like how the floorplan artist has tried to go with an isometric sort of style, but just completely gave up when they came to tricky bits like coathangers and chair legs.

Nucken Futz posted:

So you have to go sideways to squeeze through the doorway? How do fat folks manage on these cruises?

The Super Premium Plantinum Delux room comes with padded doorframe rollers, allowing smooth entry for our more generously-proportioned guests

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
my coronavirus has mutated and now i can't stop laying gelatinous eggs in the sink

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
The cure is in the upside down.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

hallelujah posted:

my coronavirus has mutated and now i can't stop laying gelatinous eggs in the sink

so that's where century eggs come from...

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

About what I thought, yes.


nerd!

gbs bitch. nowhere in your extensive posting have you producing anything underivative of the most uncreative bitter style of writing available on the net. you've wasted your life

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Rat
Dec 12, 2006

meow
What I'd like a number for are the people in quarantine facilities

But I'm not holding my breath

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/quarantinedond1/status/1226005774507233282?s=21

Lol

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Everyone in steerage is suddenly going to take up smoking if it gives them more open-air time.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Sex Tragedy posted:

gbs bitch. nowhere in your extensive posting have you producing anything underivative of the most uncreative bitter style of writing available on the net. you've wasted your life



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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

This...would be a problem for me. I’d probably die or jump over board

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