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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://www.twitch.tv/bernie_sanders btw he's live

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Dr. Kayak Paddle
May 10, 2006

SeANMcBAY posted:

ABC was weirdly more fair to Bernie last night than CNN or NBC usually is.

That ABC moderator straight up shanked the rat last night

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Dr. Kayak Paddle posted:

That ABC moderator straight up shanked the rat last night

are there any clips of this

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
texting for Bernie is fun as hell I had no idea

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





*pulls up to drive thru* Hello I'd like a large Bernie extra smooth with a side order of Sanders.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

texting for Bernie is fun as hell I had no idea

The trolls are the best part tbh

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dr. Kayak Paddle posted:

That ABC moderator straight up shanked the rat last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNkOeYNakW8

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Iodised QQ posted:

she lost by about 30 points

Andrew cuomo sucks, but he's very very popular in NY so Nixon had no chance of actually winning

but like bernies effect on democratic policies, cuomo has (slightly) embraced some more progressive stuff since then so it seems like her run wasn't a complete waste

she has absolutely dogshit opinions on bagels

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

The word that Pete is trying with all his might to not say is, "Superpredators"

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
heres a few minutes of bill burr making GBS threads on hillary to a completely silent conan audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZbQtCtxAXM

lmao

Iakona
Jan 24, 2006

bring back old gbs posted:

heres a few minutes of bill burr making GBS threads on hillary to a completely silent conan audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZbQtCtxAXM

lmao

I got to see him in memphis last month. He talked about how he got booked at a trump property and just went all in on trolling the protesters. It was pretty funny.

Bushido Brown
Mar 30, 2011

Nairbo posted:

Uh the real Ted Cruz of the Democratic party is Amy Klobuchar

Even though she's well credentialed she doesn't hold a candle to Tedward.

Our Ted Cruz was Barry O, and God help us, we elected him. Twice.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


judging from the replies to the 1,500 texts i've sent to californians today, CA is extremely feeling the bern, love to see it

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





In the not too distant future, next Tuesday AD
There was a guy named Bernie, not too different from you or me.
He worked for the poor and destitute
Just a wrinkly guy in a rumpled suit
He did a good job in the Iowa race
but his bosses didn't like him so they lied right to his face

"We'll send him lovely re-sults
the worst we can find" la la a!
"He'll have to sit and count them all
and we'll monitor his mind!" la la la!

Now keep in mind Bernie can't control where the caucus begins or ends
he'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his leftist friends
Communist roll call!
Omar!
Tlaib!
AOC!
You!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
while they're out there distorting facts
Just repeat to yourself its just for show
they'll all soon get the axe!
From President Bernie Sanders Two thousaaaand! (and twenty!)

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
famous internet person wint had a livestream on his show last night and it is great, really good

https://twitter.com/TruthPointDWR/status/1226252172309872641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaF2C6_PY7Y

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Quiet Feet posted:


Now keep in mind Bernie can't control where the caucus begins or ends
he'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his leftist friends
Communist roll call!
Omar!
Tlaib!
AOC!
You!


:unsmith:

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I gave another $10 to Morgan Harper, the progressive candidate who is running against dull succdem Joyce Beatty in my Congressional district (OH-3). She's running a great campaign emphasizing the Green New Deal and talking about the issues of income inequality here in Columbus.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/kimletgordon/status/1226227986459836417

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Theris posted:

I think it was Monmouth that all but admitted they throw out polls that look too good for Bernie.

No, it was a Monmouth poll having Bernie tied with Biden to make another pollster admit they throw out polls that don't look good for their narrative:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1166780637149388803

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Must be tough to have to redo 50 polls in a row because they were outliers that showed bernie winning by 6-10%

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017

Will someone explain to me how you get on the FEC individual contributions scoreboard? I thought it was $200+, but I saw one of my students on there who had only donated $5.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
has sound:
https://i.imgur.com/FGs7YnO.mp4

that biden hug i kept reading about

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

wuggles posted:

Will someone explain to me how you get on the FEC individual contributions scoreboard? I thought it was $200+, but I saw one of my students on there who had only donated $5.

It's required for over $200 but Bernie doxxes everyone.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Also somebody might net over $200 without any individual $200 contributions.

WhiteGenocideNow
Mar 16, 2019

I feel like men are not sending us their best people.

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017

Thoguh posted:

It's required for over $200 but Bernie doxxes everyone.

I’ve donated only to Bernie but I’m not there.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Epic High Five posted:

was pretty funny when Bernie said he won Iowa outright and neither Pete nor the Moderators disagreed

oh poo poo, I missed this. Video?

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
my 67 year old mom was made so mad by pete during the debate last night that she donated $27 to bernie

she called me to tell me she wishes pete would shut up about being a troop

rngd in the womb
Oct 13, 2009

Yam Slacker

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Oh my god that stage is uncomfortable with someone acknowledging he was spouting bullshit

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1226276305047556097

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Quiet Feet posted:

In the not too distant future, next Tuesday AD
There was a guy named Bernie, not too different from you or me.
He worked for the poor and destitute
Just a wrinkly guy in a rumpled suit
He did a good job in the Iowa race
but his bosses didn't like him so they lied right to his face

"We'll send him lovely re-sults
the worst we can find" la la a!
"He'll have to sit and count them all
and we'll monitor his mind!" la la la!

Now keep in mind Bernie can't control where the caucus begins or ends
he'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his leftist friends
Communist roll call!
Omar!
Tlaib!
AOC!
You!

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
while they're out there distorting facts
Just repeat to yourself its just for show
they'll all soon get the axe!
From President Bernie Sanders Two thousaaaand! (and twenty!)

:five:

A Time To Chill
Feb 26, 2007

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Plank Walker posted:

my 67 year old mom was made so mad by pete during the debate last night that she donated $27 to bernie

she called me to tell me she wishes pete would shut up about being a troop

My 71 year old mom asked me how she could donate to bernard after listening to the post-Iowa chapo ep :rock:

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
This morning, for the first time in my life, I went out and knocked on doors and talked to people I didn't know about BERNIE SANDERS.

We keep fighting, and we will win. Don't get shook by the polls, don't get cocky.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

tetsuo posted:

Oh my god that stage is uncomfortable with someone acknowledging he was spouting bullshit

lmao how people aren't going after Mayor Rat even harder with all the BS he has associated with his image.

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