- Escape From Noise
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Hey jerks! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you! Listen! This marketing firm needs more names for business ventures that insult and/or threaten possible customers.
We've already had great luck with our fishing tour company client "Shut Up & Fish". Other ideas pitched included:
-Fish or Die
-Spare the Rod, Spoil the Fish
-Get Onboard Or I Will Use Lethal Force
-Catch the Fishes Or Sleep With Them
-If You Do Not Fish We Will Attach A Rope To You, Fling You Overboard, and Drag You Behind the Boat At Full Throttle
We need a list of possible names for future clients! What have you got?
Edit: for reference https://www.shutupandfishguam.com/
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Feb 7, 2020
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Feb 8, 2020 01:26
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Feb 8, 2020 01:32
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- The X-man cometh
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Feb 8, 2020 01:51
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Feb 8, 2020 02:01
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Feb 8, 2020 08:49
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Feb 8, 2020 08:57
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Just Take it and Leave Chinese takeout.
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Feb 8, 2020 18:58
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Just Take it and Leave Chinese takeout.
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Feb 8, 2020 19:00
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Feb 8, 2020 19:26
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Feb 8, 2020 19:33
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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hey can we stop at YES THOSE FISH DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL, i need to grab some night crawlers
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Feb 8, 2020 22:42
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Feb 9, 2020 01:24
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We'll Put You In The loving Ground Funeral Services
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I think I saw this one in Vegas
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Feb 9, 2020 02:03
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