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Escape From Noise

Hey jerks! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you! Listen! This marketing firm needs more names for business ventures that insult and/or threaten possible customers.

We've already had great luck with our fishing tour company client "Shut Up & Fish". Other ideas pitched included:

-Fish or Die
-Spare the Rod, Spoil the Fish
-Get Onboard Or I Will Use Lethal Force
-Catch the Fishes Or Sleep With Them
-If You Do Not Fish We Will Attach A Rope To You, Fling You Overboard, and Drag You Behind the Boat At Full Throttle

We need a list of possible names for future clients! What have you got?

Edit: for reference https://www.shutupandfishguam.com/

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 10:59

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- i promised my daughter you would go fishing, do you want to make my daughter cry?
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:01

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biosterous posted:

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