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# ? Feb 9, 2020 10:24 |
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"The gun chooses the wizard. Let's try a Beretta with unicorn engraving..." |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 10:50 |
isn’t that just the movie wanted? specifically the movie not the comic it’s based on gently caress that comic it sucks the movie isn’t good either but it’s not that
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 14:22 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"The gun chooses the wizard. Let's try a Beretta with unicorn engraving..." |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 16:43 |
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if harrys parents had a gun, he wouldnt be an orphan |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 17:33 |
Nosfereefer posted:if harrys parents had a gun, he wouldnt be an orphan ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 18:33 |
harry and ron stalking the halls of hogwarts, making columbine look like a day at the quidditch pitch
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 18:34 |
Some of You Guys are Alright, Don't go to Potions Tomorrow
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 18:35 |
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the only one who can stop a death eater with a gun is a good (teenage) wizard with a gun
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 19:39 |
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"i think these lugers are twinned?!?!?" the bullets hang in mid air, pushing each other back and forth and harry and voldemort rapidly fire and reload.
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 20:06 |
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Roland Deschain: (opening a package) This isn't what I ordered, what the gently caress is this stick? |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 20:28 |
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defense against the dark arts class is all about tacticool movement, rad disarm techniques, fancy reloads, etc
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 20:32 |
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google THIS posted:Roland Deschain: (opening a package) This isn't what I ordered, what the gently caress is this stick?
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 21:11 |
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cda posted:Some of You Guys are Alright, Don't go to Potions Tomorrow
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:05 |
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Turning a wand into a zipgun |
# ? Feb 10, 2020 05:39 |
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EXT. DIAGON ALLEY - DAY The Terminator walks past the long display window of an enormous magical pawnshop emporium. Signs declare, among other things, GUNS and AMMO is red block letters. The Terminator passes the magical pranks section, and the figures on a set of magical paintings distort and break-up sequentially as he walks by, returning to normal behind him. He enters the store. INT. PAWN SHOP - DAY TIGHT ON GLASS COUNTERTOP as an AR-180 ASSAULT RIFLE WITH SCOPE is laid beside a number of other guns: a COLT K-MODEL .45 ACP, a SMITH AND WESSON .38 FOUR-INCH, a BERETTA .225 ACP. TERMINATOR (V.O.) ...the Remington 1100 Autoloader... WIDE as the CLERK, who looks like a sick lizard, pallid and paunchy (clearly a hufflepuff), takes the rifle from a wall rack. He lays it beside the arsenal of perfectly legal anti-human artillery already on the glass counter. The Terminator scans expressionlessly for additional selections. CLERK Anything else? TERMINATOR A phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range... CLERK (annoyed) Just what you see, pal. He indicates the display case and wall racks with a minimal gesture. TERMINATOR The Uzi 9 millimeter. CLERK (setting it out) You know your weapons, buddy. Terminator examines each in turn, working the actions with curt, precise movements. CLERK (continuing) Any one of them's ideal for home defense. Which'll it be? TERMINATOR All. The clerk digs deep and finds a scrap of a smile. CLERK Maybe I'll close early. Cash or charge? Instead of replying, The Terminator takes a box of shotgun shells from a stack on the display case. CLERK Sorry, I can't sell the ammo with the guns. You'll have to---Hey! Terminator has calmly begun feeding the shells into the shotgun. CLERK (continuing) You can't to that... TERMINATOR (evenly) Avada Kedavra... baby. He raises the barrel and pulls the trigger. The gun THUNDERS. |
# ? Feb 10, 2020 07:56 |
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joke_explainer posted:EXT. DIAGON ALLEY - DAY |
# ? Feb 10, 2020 08:13 |
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"Ok class, simply hold your gun thusly and repeat the words of power. And.. BRAP BRAP BRAP." The class in unison, holding their guns to the side gangsta-style, "BRAP BRAP BRAP!" |
# ? Feb 10, 2020 10:06 |
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Harry NEVER misses arm day! |
# ? Feb 10, 2020 14:37 |
joke_explainer posted:EXT. DIAGON ALLEY - DAY |
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# ? Feb 10, 2020 14:38 |
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*harry potter (played by arnold swartzsnegger) empties magazines into the death eaters* "they should call you lead eaters!" |
# ? Feb 10, 2020 23:51 |
Nosfereefer posted:*harry potter (played by arnold swartzsnegger) empties magazines into the death eaters* |
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 00:51 |
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‘arry poppah |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 00:52 |
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i think that'd really change the tone of the scene where ron's wand backfires in chamber of secrets
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 02:41 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:i think that'd really change the tone of the scene where ron's wand backfires in chamber of secrets though you could still say he ate some slugs i guess
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 02:42 |
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Nosfereefer posted:*harry potter (played by arnold swartzsnegger) empties magazines into the death eaters* |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 02:43 |
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the sorting gat?
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 02:55 |
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im about to sort u from ur life looks like ur in house dead
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 02:55 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:i think that'd really change the tone of the scene where ron's wand backfires in chamber of secrets DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:though you could still say he ate some slugs i guess |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 02:59 |
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nut posted:im about to sort u from ur life
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 04:12 |
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snape: *calmly firing a 9mm into a cauldron* potter you fool
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 05:12 |
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Yinlock posted:snape: *calmly firing a 9mm into a cauldron* potter you fool lol |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 06:13 |
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Wizards firing off their guns inside buildings or just at the sky to teleport away |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 06:13 |
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Yinlock posted:snape: *calmly firing a 9mm into a cauldron* potter you fool lmao |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 06:24 |
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Yinlock posted:snape: *calmly firing a 9mm into a cauldron* potter you fool
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 06:56 |
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Yinlock posted:snape: *calmly firing a 9mm into a cauldron* potter you fool |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 21:28 |
cda posted:Some of You Guys are Alright, Don't go to Potions Tomorrow |
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 21:50 |
HP Denton choosing the GEC wand "the GEC wand might be useful" |
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 23:44 |
*calmly shoots draco malfoy off his flying broomstick* nothing in this rulebook from a parallel universe where we use wands says we cant shoot other players with our guns | |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 23:56 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:42 |
special investigation into waterboarding at azkaban "it's okay cuz Voldemort has Wands of Mass Destruction" |
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