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coke posted:
All it needs is "I'm not here to educate you" or something similar and it'll tick every box.
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Save the species, or wipe them out due to hurt feelings.
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WarpedNaba posted:All it needs is "I'm not here to educate you" or something similar and it'll tick every box. "Educate yourself" would also work. Attached are 20 speeches by Supreme President for Life Xi Jinping, reflect on their deeper meaning.
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Kharnifex posted:Save the species, or wipe them out due to hurt feelings. it's unfortunate but i think the humans have to go
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Kharnifex posted:Save the species, or wipe them out due to hurt feelings. Just don't do it through the way of a cook-off!
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coke posted:"We wish you to calm down and reflect" is a great passive aggressive response. It's as good a way as any to say "You wouldn't want to end up like an Uighur, would you? That's what we thought."
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poverty goat posted:it's unfortunate but i think the humans have to go Yes, it's for the best
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coke posted:
It's a perfect way to say "You are bringing this on yourself. We don't want to have to kidnap you and imprison your family. We really don't. But your hysterical insistence in doing your job as a doctor and trying to help/save people is forcing our hand."
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I wonder if the CCP believes their hold over the people to be so fragile that every single problem China encounters has to be the work of foreign powers. My wife never bats an eye over this kind of stuff since she can remember being a little kid and the news blaming everything on the US and Japan. The first time she started to question this, was the Hainan Island incident, when she wondered how a plane that looked so ancient could catch and hit a jet that looked so fast. She then wondered why you would try and hit someone in midair with a plane, as you'd be just as likely to kill yourself.
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Feb 9, 2020 02:57
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"it is an illegal act!" and "Can you do that?" are gonna look great on the next round of Shen Yun billboards
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Feb 9, 2020 03:44
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I don't think anybody expected the CCP to go this far to get Free Hong Kong off the news cycle
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So I just now realized that 2019 should have been the year of the Earth Pig, but instead everywhere was claiming it was the Gold Pig. Now should be the Gold Rat, but I don't see many golden rats about, mostly just white. I'm confused. What am I missing?
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Feb 9, 2020 05:59
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Gold rat only has a 0.0001% chance of spawning after you check cam 2B.
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BrainDance posted:Gold rat only has a 0.0001% chance of spawning after you check cam 2B. I spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to catch a gold mouse in Terraria once. Probably a similar spawn rate.
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McGavin posted:Name the virus the Li Wenliang Memorial Coronavirus. Name it after someone high up in the CCP who thumb-in-rear end'ed the response. Or Emperor Jinping. Good luck getting that out the headlines and medical journals. Kharnifex posted:Save the species, or wipe them out due to hurt feelings. Wondering how an endangered pangolin got to China to spread the disease in the first place?...  It's an attempt to hurt feelings them into wild extinction, with a captive stock hidden somewhere I bet EDIT: Maybe nothing that clever, but putting them on a vermin/nuisance list would definitely be an extinction event
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Sort of ironic how some big-wig wanted to gain face by eating an endangered species, and cost the country billions of dollars.
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Shadow0 posted:So I just now realized that 2019 should have been the year of the Earth Pig, but instead everywhere was claiming it was the Gold Pig. Now should be the Gold Rat, but I don't see many golden rats about, mostly just white. I'm confused. What am I missing? Hi the gold rats are in Luigi's Mansion, hth.
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A video on mantou led me to Yunnan ska-reggae. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B50pY0895oI
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Pharohman777 posted:https://twitter.com/Nectar_Gan/status/1226190418863251456 Lmao
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Feb 9, 2020 11:38
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Why does CCP propaganda always sound so loving awkward? "Such move is obnoxious and childish, said experts. "
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Bronze Fonz posted:I hope the words "Can you do that?" become so recurring the CCP tries to ban them from any online discourse. https://youtu.be/foqUPiwMiOM Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Feb 9, 2020 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Why does CCP propaganda always sound so loving awkward? "Such move is obnoxious and childish, said experts. " I love how they are in fact experts in obnoxious- and childishness.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Why does CCP propaganda always sound so loving awkward? "Such move is obnoxious and childish, said experts. " Fail-sons in the translation department.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Why does CCP propaganda always sound so loving awkward? "Such move is obnoxious and childish, said experts. " they are still so pissed off about the unequal treaties that they purposefully use this kind of language to obfuscate any arguments of legality
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Yeah a lot of that stuff is translated accurately, they just don't know/care how dumb it sounds to English speakers.
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GotLag posted:Probably just clumsily translated You can make a Bingo card out of what comes out of government departments, propaganda outlets, especially their "Diplomatic" service. Cut, paste, fill in the blanks. Shake the phrase box to sprinkle garnish. "Internal matter", "Hurt Chinese feelings", "Territorial sovereignty", "Rule of Law", "Chinese characteristics". There is no reason why you can't make good translations from any language to another. They choose to gently caress it up. It will continue until they give up on using a glorified call centre script. The writers won't because all those phrases are "Safe".
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They're a lot like the Israel government when it comes to the "hurt feelings report" approach as soon as any criticism is directed their way. Never mind the atrocities, human rights abuse and genocide, you're a terrible person/entity for daring say anything against them. This can only go on for so long before it doesn't work anymore... sadly we're probably quite a long way from it not working anymore.
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oohhboy posted:You can make a Bingo card out of what comes out of government departments, propaganda outlets, especially their "Diplomatic" service. Cut, paste, fill in the blanks. Shake the phrase box to sprinkle garnish. "Internal matter", "Hurt Chinese feelings", "Territorial sovereignty", "Rule of Law", "Chinese characteristics".
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oohhboy posted:You can make a Bingo card out of what comes out of government departments, propaganda outlets, especially their "Diplomatic" service. Cut, paste, fill in the blanks. Shake the phrase box to sprinkle garnish. "Internal matter", "Hurt Chinese feelings", "Territorial sovereignty", "Rule of Law", "Chinese characteristics". Hurray! It's the speechwriting from Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More all over again.
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Putting these in the right thread.
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Hell of a lot more up lifting to see the masks on pets then the story of people throwing them off the roof .
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Probably fake as it's newscorp https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/h...b144f4cbbc4d807
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BexGu posted:Hell of a lot more up lifting to see the masks on pets then the story of people throwing them off the roof . yeah but throwing a cat off the roof is probably safer to everyone including the cat than trying to fit on a mask to one
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Shumagorath posted:If I make this bingo card can it go in the OP? yes plz
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BexGu posted:Hell of a lot more up lifting to see the masks on pets then the story of people throwing them off the roof . Read about Old Cat the pet saver and feel better: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-health-pets/in-virus-stricken-wuhan-animal-lovers-break-into-homes-to-save-pets-idUSKBN1ZX1I2
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Shumagorath posted:If I make this bingo card can it go in the OP? Go nuts. I suggest free spot be "This is killing".
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