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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Yukaichiban posted:

Interested in this but felt it isn't thread worthy; if wrestling died tomorrow and we knew it was happening in some weird hypothetical, what do you want the final wrestling match ever to be?

Chris Dickinson vs Kawada

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Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

oldpainless posted:

If you could take any two wrestlers from any year and combine them into the best wrestler who would you choose and why was it 2002 Brock Lesnar and 2014 Brock Lesnar?
I'd do what I did in every video game I could in the years surrounding 2000, Big Vis's body and Rey Mysterio's moveset.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


MassRafTer posted:

Yeah, Vince matches never really drew very well.
didn’t Vince vs Austin in a cage do a shockingly poor number considering how that was the biggest story in all of wrestling for a solid year? Like, less than WCW’s number that month in 1999

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jesus WEP posted:

didn’t Vince vs Austin in a cage do a shockingly poor number considering how that was the biggest story in all of wrestling for a solid year? Like, less than WCW’s number that month in 1999

Yes. People wanted to see Vince act the fool and get a stunner, not wrestle. WCW hadn't totally collapsed yet, although it was careening off the cliff.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I don't quite know how much this affected Vince matches in terms of drawing, but another problem with them was that they were rarely "Vince gets his rear end kicked for five minutes or less and then loses" like you might have expected, but instead they were wacky sideshows filled with shenanigans and interference, in the main event. The aforementioned cage match with Austin has one of the silliest finishes ever, punctuated by how it was poor Big Show's WWF debut!

Even more bizarrely (or not, as the case may be) were the cases where the commentators talked Vince up as if he actually had a chance of winning without cheating, crowing about his PERFECT PHYSICAL SPECIMEN or whatever. Come to think of it, I'm not sure if we were the target audience for Vince matches...

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



in the Retro shows Bryan talks about how Mick Foley's body was falling apart in frickin' 1999. He uses it to criticze indie guys who kill themselves so that, by the time they make the big bucks, they can't even go anymore.

Wasn't Foley wrestling people like Vader and Funk in big time promotions? He was a big name before WWF I thought.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


The point isn’t that he was an indie guy, it’s that he spent years killing himself and he’s a wreck now

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

forkboy84 posted:

Coming back from not paying attention to wrestling for a few years to find Bradshaw had gone from the cigar chomping APA guy to a poor man's Ted Dibiase only with an actual main event push that Ted never got was so jarring. I couldn't buy it. It was sillier than Jinder getting a sudden main event push years later.

There it is. I never quite figured out why JBL's push was so insulting (besides him getting rewarded for being a poo poo human being) and it's because he got the push and belt that DiBiase never did.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NikkolasKing posted:

in the Retro shows Bryan talks about how Mick Foley's body was falling apart in frickin' 1999. He uses it to criticze indie guys who kill themselves so that, by the time they make the big bucks, they can't even go anymore.

Wasn't Foley wrestling people like Vader and Funk in big time promotions? He was a big name before WWF I thought.

Foley had some awesome loving matches in WCW, probably better overall than his stuff in WWE

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

There it is. I never quite figured out why JBL's push was so insulting (besides him getting rewarded for being a poo poo human being) and it's because he got the push and belt that DiBiase never did.

I usually enjoy the Rich rear end in a top hat gimmick - heck I even liked Del Rio at one point! - but the thing that rubbed me the wrong way about JBL (in addition to his push seemingly coming out of nowhere) was that he rarely ever seemed to get his comeuppance, and that combined with the George Bush aspect to his gimmick left a sour taste in my mouth, even though I was only 14 years old at the time.

Strangely, I had survived things like La Resistance and Scott Steiner telling us that critics of the Iraq invasion can go "straight to Hell, or France, same difference!", but it's WWE doing the gimmick for HEEL heat that turns me off wrestling, of course.

Schlitzkrieg Bop
Sep 19, 2005

forkboy84 posted:

Coming back from not paying attention to wrestling for a few years to find Bradshaw had gone from the cigar chomping APA guy to a poor man's Ted Dibiase only with an actual main event push that Ted never got was so jarring. I couldn't buy it. It was sillier than Jinder getting a sudden main event push years later.

As someone who was watching at the time, it wasn't any less jarring. As I recall, APA broke up one week and he literally showed up in his new gimmick the next week and was immediately pushed to a title program with Eddie. But Smackdown's roster was in bad shape at the time because of injuries, Brock leaving, and people being moved to Raw, so I guess that was their solution.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


JBL's heel persona was pretty good imo

too bad about the wrestling

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I believe also that Eddie's run as champion wasn't doing the business that they were expecting? If so, that sucks. :(

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I mean, isn't WWE's expectations whenever they do something with a hispanic wrestler that he's suddenly going to spike all latin american numbers in an irrational and slightly racist way?

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

STAC Goat posted:

I mean, isn't WWE's expectations whenever they do something with a hispanic wrestler that he's suddenly going to spike all latin american numbers in an irrational and slightly racist way?

Yes, I believe so.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



They put the belt on Jinder with the expectation that they’d grab a huge new market in India and immediately afterwards their numbers there tanked and they scrapped the plan lol

I just love everything about how that poo poo went down and will use any opportunity to post about it. It’s why Jinder’s reign had to be immortalized in the champ poll.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

extradite THIS! posted:

They put the belt on Jinder with the expectation that they’d grab a huge new market in India and immediately afterwards their numbers there tanked and they scrapped the plan lol

I just love everything about how that poo poo went down and will use any opportunity to post about it. It’s why Jinder’s reign had to be immortalized in the champ poll.

On top of Jinder not being very good and the booking being bad, was part of this down to WWE not knowing that he's of Punjabi Sikh descent?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
IIRC one of the things they ran into is that India's economy really wouldn't support the kind of ticket prices they wanted. With KSA it doesn't matter because it's a guaranteed $10 million (whenever the prince decides to actually pay), MBS will call in a bunch of richer Saudis to sit in the front rows and check their phones, and it's just for appearances anyway so if they've got empty seats who cares. Like half of the value of this is just showing off "look at our cool modern sports complex please give us the World Cup".

Like even leaving aside, for a moment, the ethical/moral arguments of taking money from a genocidal regime, one of the knock-on effects of the Saudi shows has been Vince has had less immediate reason to care about what the audience actually thinks of the programming. They're getting money no matter what. He can put on anything. It's gotta be almost the dream for him, he would love to just be able to cut out the audience completely.

And yeah that's not entirely working.

Maxwell Lord fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Feb 9, 2020

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Maxwell Lord posted:

IIRC one of the things they ran into is that India's economy really wouldn't support the kind of ticket prices they wanted.



Also one of the problems they have running in Mexico, I believe.

Randaconda fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Feb 9, 2020

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


maybe it turns out than india isn’t actually a billion starry-eyed naifs who will go completely insane with joy for a dude from calgary who happens to share their ethnicity

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Like even leaving aside, for a moment, the ethical/moral arguments of taking money from a genocidal regime, one of the knock-on effects of the Saudi shows has been Vince has had less immediate reason to care about what the audience actually thinks of the programming. They're getting money no matter what. He can put on anything. It's gotta be almost the dream for him, he would love to just be able to cut out the audience completely.

And yeah that's not entirely working.
That also seemed like a fundamental problem with putting the PPVs on the Network. When there's no real reason for the subscribers to have to be sold a PPV since they're getting them at a premium anyway there's no real reason for WWE to sell them or make them worth much more than another episode of RAW. And that's not working out great either it seems.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

The Lord of Hats posted:

Who’s the greatest jobber?

Lanny Poffo

1. 1-0 vs Hogan
2. Had a WCW contract to stay home
3. Gets no pushback for whitewashing his brother's legacy

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Randaconda posted:

Also one of the problems they having running in Mexico, I believe.

They were very successful in Mexico for several years, it's more they stopped drawing. When WWE was hot in Mexico their ticket prices were hurting the market for months down the line for the local companies. People spent so much to see WWE they weren't coming to see the local groups.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



extradite THIS! posted:

They put the belt on Jinder with the expectation that they’d grab a huge new market in India and immediately afterwards their numbers there tanked and they scrapped the plan lol

I just love everything about how that poo poo went down and will use any opportunity to post about it. It’s why Jinder’s reign had to be immortalized in the champ poll.

And, if anyone in that company had half a brain, if they wanted him to get over huge in a new market, they would have booked him as a triumphant face, not a cowardly heel.

Lurks With Wolves
Jan 14, 2013

At least I don't dance with them, right?

Davros1 posted:

And, if anyone in that company had half a brain, if they wanted him to get over huge in a new market, they would have booked him as a triumphant face, not a cowardly heel.

The annoying part is that WWE knew this, because the Indian commentary desk portrayed him as more of an antihero whose friends care too much about having an Indian as champion for the first time to not interfere. They just had him be a cowardly heel with minions in every other market because cheap heat is safe, and I hate it.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

It would be funny to find out that for 30 years WWE has just been repeating the Bret Hart "Face in Canada/Heel in America" thing but only on foreign commentary.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Hedgehog Pie posted:

On top of Jinder not being very good and the booking being bad, was part of this down to WWE not knowing that he's of Punjabi Sikh descent?

If I'm not mistaken, there are more Punjabi speakers across the global diaspora than there are IN INDIA. Hell, there are over twice as many Punjabi speakers in Pakistan as there are in India. He kept cutting promos in Punjabi for "my people" even though India is majority Hindi-speaking and only 3% of the population knows Punjabi at all.

Either way, he wasn't a draw in the US and clearly not in India either; he dropped the belt before they ended up touring in India. We all knew it was stupid at the time and it's only getting more bewildering in hindsight.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Dr. rear end posted:

If I'm not mistaken, there are more Punjabi speakers across the global diaspora than there are IN INDIA. Hell, there are over twice as many Punjabi speakers in Pakistan as there are in India. He kept cutting promos in Punjabi for "my people" even though India is majority Hindi-speaking and only 3% of the population knows Punjabi at all.

Either way, he wasn't a draw in the US and clearly not in India either; he dropped the belt before they ended up touring in India. We all knew it was stupid at the time and it's only getting more bewildering in hindsight.

And by touring India it was a two night tour of one city and they had to cancel one of those shows due to poor ticket sales.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

And by touring India it was a two night tour of one city and they had to cancel one of those shows due to poor ticket sales.

I think this was only after he lost the title too?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Aphrodite posted:

I think this was only after he lost the title too?

Yeah they took it off of him a week or two before the show.

Jinder lost to HHH on that show too, right?

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Feb 10, 2020

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos

MassRafTer posted:

Yeah they took it off of him a week or two before the show.

Jinder lost to HHH on that show too, right?

Yes, and bowed to him after the match.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Max Coveri posted:

Yes, and bowed to him after the match.

Lol

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Another hilarious thing about the Jinder push is that they based it off Facebook/Youtube numbers in India, which anyone with half a brain could tell you was inflated by click farms and didn't come close to an accurate portrayal of WWE demand in that region.

Western companies trying to crowbar their way into India and China without a single understanding of the different markets and cultures, and then meekly retreating when it inevitably fails, will never get old to me.

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo
I was binging random youtube poo poo and saw a clip of Austin talking about differences between WCW and WWF/E rings. WCW was 18 foot, WWF/E 20 foot.
Anyone know how big the AEW rings are? Back in the day I never noticed a difference in WCW and WWF rings on TV, and guys could transition pretty well from one to the other it seemed like, during the Monday Night Wars era when guys were flip flopping somewhat often.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Monkeycheese posted:

I was binging random youtube poo poo and saw a clip of Austin talking about differences between WCW and WWF/E rings. WCW was 18 foot, WWF/E 20 foot.
Anyone know how big the AEW rings are? Back in the day I never noticed a difference in WCW and WWF rings on TV, and guys could transition pretty well from one to the other it seemed like, during the Monday Night Wars era when guys were flip flopping somewhat often.

Apparently 20 x 20 for aew too.

The boat ring was noticeably smaller.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Max Coveri posted:

Yes, and bowed to him after the match.
Lmao

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


MassRafTer posted:

And by touring India it was a two night tour of one city and they had to cancel one of those shows due to poor ticket sales.

So what we're saying is that Ring Ka King did a better job of running Indian shows than WWE.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



The Croc posted:

Apparently 20 x 20 for aew too.

The boat ring was noticeably smaller.

I always wonder how much it throws wrestlers off when they have a match in a ring that's smaller or bigger (or a different shape) than what they're accustomed to.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

extradite THIS! posted:

I always wonder how much it throws wrestlers off when they have a match in a ring that's smaller or bigger (or a different shape) than what they're accustomed to.

i know the incredibly stupid 6 sided TNA ring threw me off.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i hated the 6-sided ring, no reservations. im glad no one decided to try and copycat that.

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