UKMT February 2020 - horny for shepherdess feet

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Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

I'm going to be mad if we can't have glowing fish by 2021.

Like given all the poo poo that the EU dumped into the environment either through consumer capitalism or unintended consequences of their various regulations (RoHS can eat a cadmium filled poo poo for the amount of extra waste it created), they're weirdly anal about the dangers of glowing fish.

e: chlorine-37 is an isotope of chlorine

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Feb 9, 2020

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:03

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# ? May 20, 2024 19:44

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

I do not see the point of the cabbage when you have the far superior sprout.

Slaw is also mank. Who wants to eat raw veg in spunk?

This may be the worst post you've ever made.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:08

Lord Ludikrous: Jun 7, 2008; Enjoy your tea...

Despite torrential downpours earlier it is now bone dry where I am. The wind is so strong it�s literally blown all the water away now it�s stopped raining.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:09

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

The storm has hosed up my town to the point where we selected Starmer/Rayner RIP us.

I have a job interview with Crisis on Wednesday, wish me the best.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:10

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Forget shepherdess feet, I'm all about cabbage spunk facials

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:10

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

big fan of this political advert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikgh4JbAWUU

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:12

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

If it ends up going starmer/rayner in the general that's going to be an interesting prospect.

Not least in the instance he tries to get rid of the membership democracy, as that would be good grounds for a leadership challenge.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:13

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Five Eyes, you say?

*In extremely GCHQ voice* I see all your naughty, naughty little pervsions.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:14

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

I'd be relatively surprised if it does, and very disappointed.

I don't know if I'd even stay in at that point. I joined because we might do a socialism, I don't trust Starmer to do that.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:14

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I dunno if it's a symptom of the coronavirus I'm definitely dying of, or just the weird suggestibility of the human mind*, but I just did a piss and it smelt exactly like boiled cabbage/sprouts water.

* I mean it's pretty unlikely I can smell anything at all, given my entire upper respiratory tract is made of semi-set concrete because, like I say, dying of coronavirus here.

You actually have this backwards; cabbages, sprouts, etc. if boiled make the water they're boiled in smell like piss.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:18

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

It's because they piss in the water as you cook them.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:22

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Filthy buggers.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:23

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

None smell worse than asparagus, which injects its heinous stench into your pee.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:26

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I feel like if you boiled me I'd probably piss in the water too, just out of spite.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:26

Saith: Oct 10, 2010; Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!

Coleslaw goes in a baked potato or it goes in the bin

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:27

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

Boiled sprouts are loving disgusting and slimy. Roasted sprouts, as long as you do 'em just right, are fine. Sprouts fried in butter with a bit of bacon - gently caress. yes.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:27

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Saith posted:

Coleslaw goes in a baked potato or it goes in the bin

It's nice on a hotdog

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:29

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

I want to try deep frying a breaded sprout now.

Well, maybe not now, but like at Christmas time.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:30

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Bardeh posted:

Boiled sprouts are loving disgusting and slimy. Roasted sprouts, as long as you do 'em just right, are fine. Sprouts fried in butter with a bit of bacon - gently caress. yes.

I wonder if that also applies to asparagus, I like it but it's hard to get right.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:32

Strom Cuzewon: Jul 1, 2010

Bardeh posted:

Boiled sprouts are loving disgusting and slimy. Roasted sprouts, as long as you do 'em just right, are fine. Sprouts fried in butter with a bit of bacon - gently caress. yes.

Had roasted sprouts for the first time this christmas (I'm 30) and holy poo poo they're an absolute delight. So much sweeter and flavorful, instead of being little balls of fart.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:35

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

I wonder if that also applies to asparagus, I like it but it's hard to get right.

I don't think I've ever had boiled asparagus - it's always straight into the frying pan with them. Butter and pepper then fry until the tips start turning brown.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:35

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Bardeh posted:

I don't think I've ever had boiled asparagus - it's always straight into the frying pan with them. Butter and pepper then fry until the tips start turning brown.

Ah see I've only ever had it steamed and it's nice when it goes right but really easily goes slimy.

I like veg soft but not slimy and that's like a 5 second window it feels like. Might try frying it.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:37

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Bardeh posted:

Sprouts fried in butter with a bit of bacon - gently caress. yes.

you could fry literally any foodstuff in existence in butter with bacon and the end result would be better than with sprouts

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:39

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

The secret to making broccoli even better is to roast it too. Drizzle it with a decent amount of olive oil, then roast until it just starts to go brown. So drat good.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:40

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Julio Cruz posted:

you could fry literally any foodstuff in existence in butter with bacon and the end result would be better than with sprouts

Sprouts have a really nice savoury flavour to them that's hard to replicate and goes really well with bacon.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:42

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I wonder if that also applies to asparagus, I like it but it's hard to get right.

Asparagus as part of a meal for two is easy to get right.

Lay out four attached squares of kitchen roll.
Place the asparagus along it, with each asparagu straight up on the short edge of the paper.
Roll it up like a scroll. By which I mean roll it up from left to right, you don't have to put it on a special mat or chant or anything.
Wet the whole thing. Not soaking, but get all the kitchen roll damp, then squeeze it out a bit, then leave it for 5 minutes.
Place your vegetable scroll between two dinner plates like a clamshell.
Microwave for 3 minutes.

You now have perfect soft steamed asparagus and two hot plates ready to serve the rest of the meal onto. Salt and butter to taste. The asparagus, not the plates.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 23:42

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

OwlFancier posted:

I wonder if that also applies to asparagus, I like it but it's hard to get right.

My contribution to this is that actually steamed asparagus is pretty easy to do. Just don't forget the butter.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:07

Prince John: Jun 20, 2006; Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Hey everyone. What's the deal with the shepherdess feet?

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:22

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Prince John posted:

Hey everyone. What's the deal with the shepherdess feet?

We discovered last thread thanks to guavanaut that apparently there was a weird early modern thing about painting barefooted shepherdesses.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:24

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

It starts around about here:

OwlFancier posted:

If you're counting sheep barefoot I suspect you may be doing it wrong.

Guavanaut posted:

Does this mean that fine art was lying to me all along?

Also long time no see PJ, hope things are going well.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:26

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

Prince John posted:

Hey everyone. What's the deal with the shepherdess feet?

They're hot

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:26

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

They are almost certainly very cold if they're doing it barefoot.

Also yes nice to see you PJ.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:27

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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OwlFancier posted:

Sprouts have a really nice savoury flavour to them that's hard to replicate and goes really well with bacon.

Pine nuts or almonds are good too if you're vegetarian. Balsamic vinegar, honey and walnuts or rice wine vinegar, hot sauce and cashews are probably my two favourite ways of frying them up.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:30

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

They are almost certainly very cold if they're doing it barefoot.

Cold with intermittent and unpleasant warmth.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:30

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Tanith posted:

Pine nuts or almonds are good too if you're vegetarian. Balsamic vinegar, honey and walnuts or rice wine vinegar, hot sauce and cashews are probably my two favourite ways of frying them up.

Oh yes I think my mum made pine nuts for christmas one year and they were nice, and I'm not generally a nut person.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:31

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

I, contrariwise, nut on the daily.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:33

Strom Cuzewon: Jul 1, 2010

Ms Adequate posted:

I, contrariwise, nut on the daily.

I try my best only to nut within certain expected parameters

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:36

Prince John: Jun 20, 2006; Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Guavanaut posted:

It starts around about here:

Also long time no see PJ, hope things are going well.

Huh, that's far more innocent than I was expecting!

And yeah, things are good thanks. Been pretty busy as I decided to do a career change which takes up a lot of time and energy but after 6 months in my first job as a software developer things seem to be going pretty well. Hope life treating you well also!

OwlFancier posted:

They are almost certainly very cold if they're doing it barefoot.

Also yes nice to see you PJ.

Likewise OwlFancier! Hope all good.

Leadership campaign hasn't exactly been blowing my socks off so far.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:45

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I do quite like RLB having seem a bit more of her, and honestly I don't think any of the candidates are gonna shine until they can get stuck into the tories, they're all pretending to be good little lefties, so really you're just stuck with who you think is gonna be a loving traitor the minute they win, to which the correct answer is Starmer followed by Nandy.

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:52

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Ms Adequate posted:

I, contrariwise, nut on the daily.

that seems like an under-estimate

# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:57

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