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And now the VA will help him get the care he needs
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Casimir Radon posted:Kids are stressful, or at least that's what I hear, but if you can't handle one toddler and land yourself in the funny farm your next thought probably shouldn't be that you'd be really good at deconflicting aircraft full of hundreds of people. At least the pilots are legally required to do what you tell them.
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:38 |
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They can't prove anything unless you got pulled over by the sky police
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 00:11 |
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Keep your mouth shut until you can talk to your sky lawyer
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# ? Feb 10, 2020 01:44 |
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LingcodKilla posted:That’s what closets are for. A tale of idiocy: When my daughter was about 4, I jokingly told some guests "whenever she's bad, I just lock her in the closet for a while. Right, [daughter]?" She picked up on the joke, smiled, and confirmed that I put her in the closet when she misbehaves. Of course I failed to consider that when a 4 year old feels like they're a part of a very funny joke, they'll immediately begin using that joke in an inappropriate manner. Cue my daughter randomly blurting out things like "my Daddy leaves me in the closet ALL DAY! And he doesn't even put food in there!" to everyone, including one very shocked supermarket cashier. I had to have a long talk about my daughter about why she can't make jokes about domestic abuse any more or the police were going to come take Daddy away.
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shame on an IGA posted:They can't prove anything unless you got pulled over by the sky police You do not need to interact with or answer any questions the sky police ask. The supreme court even ruled you don't need a sky license to sky drive in any state if you are only traveling.
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# ? Feb 10, 2020 16:40 |
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Just remind them that you are a Freeman-on-the-sky and ask if you’re being detained or are free to fly away
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# ? Feb 10, 2020 18:12 |
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Just make sure you're more than 1 nautical mile away from gold fringed clouds or joinder is presupposed and binding.
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# ? Feb 10, 2020 19:56 |
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:You do not need to interact with or answer any questions the sky police ask. The supreme court even ruled you don't need a sky license to sky drive in any state if you are only traveling. You just know they'd be flying a motley crew of ancient Curtiss Jenny's and the most hosed up, broken-backed, crab-walking (flying?) Cessna 150's. Just dive to the left and you'll be out of their hair in a minute.
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:You do not need to interact with or answer any questions the sky police ask. The supreme court even ruled you don't need a sky license to sky drive in any state if you are only traveling. I'm sorry, I'm a sovereign sky citizen and I do not recognize the privileges of the sky "police."
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 04:20 |
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I, too, loved Tail Spin.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 06:01 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:I, too, loved Tail Spin. hahaha
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 06:48 |
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hannibal posted:I'm sorry, I'm a sovereign sky citizen and I do not recognize the privileges of the sky "police." They stole one of the integral parts of Earth, Wind & Fire and they refuse to give it back
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 10:04 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:I, too, loved Tail Spin. Crimson skies 4lyfe
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 10:11 |
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Caption on this one was "When you get married in the briefing room at tech school after knowing each other for 2 months..."
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 17:35 |
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Thanks, I hate it
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:38 |
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I encourage all the young sailors I work with to get married ASAP, the stories are much better that way when I see them 5 years later on their next tour.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:20 |
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My only hope is kids don't come into the picture before it falls apart
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:27 |
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My navy marriage was a great success all around. Many happy returns.
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Casimir Radon posted:Then he had a phase where he was claiming to be partially black and was speaking in his idea of Ebonics. Oh thank god this wasn't just my imagination
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Kawasaki Nun posted:My navy marriage was a great success all around. Many happy returns. I recommend getting married 15 years before joining to make sure everything will run smoothly.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 21:30 |
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I recommend not joining the military.
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 06:08 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I recommend getting married 15 years before joining to make sure everything will run smoothly. I was going to make a joke about that being too young for most Sailors, and while researching the joke, started reading about child marriages
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 10:02 |
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A Bad Poster posted:I recommend not joining the military. It worked out for me, the only child of a senator, who attended a service academy after graduating from VMI, and made O-6 by 40 only to leverage my industry contracts into a quarter million dollar contracting gig that is much easier my old job of providing top cover for sexual misconduct. Clearly the system works and anybody who says otherwise is a malingering fartbama supporter. STOP TREADING ON ME
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 23:26 |
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Lol awesome
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:08 |
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Wanna see an update in 2 years with his stripe back but then sharpied over.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:21 |
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These always made me laugh
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:32 |
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One of my Sgts had all 7 PFC promotion patents, 7 Lcpl patents, 7 Corp patents, and 7 Sgt patents hanging up on his wall in the barracks. It made a hell of an impact.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:34 |
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I always thought of a rear window and each corner had a single mom and kids frowning and one corner had the sailor and yet another family smiling would be legit.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:54 |
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King of Bees posted:I always thought of a rear window and each corner had a single mom and kids frowning and one corner had the sailor and yet another family smiling would be legit. I'm willing to do this if I can find the parts for ten bucks or less.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 01:01 |
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Man, loss edits are getting real weird.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 01:02 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Man, loss edits are getting real weird. NJP's are often harder on the spouse than the service member.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 01:15 |
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Lance 4 evah
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 02:54 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Man, loss edits are getting real weird. Mr. Bad Guy posted:NJP's are often harder on the spouse than the service member. Here's some stupid that popped up in the news feed today: Can't wait to see our ~warfighters~ breaking their necks on these or driving off of cliffs.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 15:28 |
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Can’t wait for the first DUI on one. ...has it already happened?
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 16:46 |
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PathAsc posted:
Yes sir, we need to order some of these for "testing". No sir, we don't think they'd be any more dangerous than current small group transportation options. Yes sir, we'll keep you updated on how the "testing" progresses.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 17:23 |
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You imagine falling off that bitch with all your plates in and everything? gently caress that.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 17:26 |
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Hope those end up for rent at the MWR.
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That reminds me that during the cold war the Bundeswehr mulled the idea of a one-man courier heli that was meant to be attached at I think the company commander level and piloted by conscripts and probably would have killed more Germans than Zhukov
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