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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
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sincx fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Mar 23, 2021

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Strigil
Oct 26, 2004

sincx posted:

ICU is like $10k/night

20% copay would put that around $2000/night out of pocket.

Ugh, this sounds about right. I have a high deductible... something like $6000, but after that my insurance is supposed to cover 100%

At least until a random doctor pops in to say "hi" that is out of network... and then they cover like 60%.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

quote:

China has released a mobile app that tracks people and alerts them if they have been in “close contact with someone infected” with the new coronavirus. The “close contact detector” was released Saturday night, according to China’s state news agency Xinhua. Users scan a QR code on popular Chinese apps like WeChat and QQ, and submit their name, phone number and government-issued ID number to request information about whether they have been in close contact with anyone infected by the virus. China’s National Health Commission defines close contact as someone who has been close to someone who is infected or is suspected of being infected, according to the report. It also includes potential cases, the report says, such as family members, caregivers as well as passengers and crew members who have been on the same train or plane as those suspected of being exposed to the virus.

:eyepop:

Then the van comes around and they shove you into a box?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

One of my friends is a nurse in the uk and they had their first suspected case today. Weirdly the hospital with a tropical disease unit is just down the road but they admitted the patient to her place and some hazmat doctors appeared. Wonder if that’s easier than disinfecting an ambulance or what.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Dog Toothbrush posted:

Guys this virus is no big deal. Sure there’s a weirdly good chance you’ll have your life destroyed by the medical bill that comes to treat it but you’re probably not gonna die. Sheesh

Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but everyone who's had pneumonia knows that surviving an illness really doesn't mean it's no big deal, especially since there will be a nontrivial number of people who won't survive if it does end up spreading. Even if it was just as deadly as the flu, having another one of those floating around isn't good, but there's every indication that it's far more deadly.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Wait all the phones are geo logged?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Mrs sexual and I had a discussion and we’re going to go. I’ll leave my credentials by the door on my way out.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
I'm sure the goons here will gladly pay for a full bio suit for you both. Don't wear it during boarding, that was just a joke. Just keep it tucked away in your luggage.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Burt Sexual posted:

Mrs sexual and I had a discussion and we’re going to go. I’ll leave my credentials by the door on my way out.

Good luck goon

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Burt Sexual posted:

Mrs sexual and I had a discussion and we’re going to go. I’ll leave my credentials by the door on my way out.

I don't think this is really a bad call. If the virus has spread enough that a cruise in the Caribbean (IIRC?) is risky, that means it's likely to have spread so far that you'd have to avoid a lot more than just a cruise to minimize risk.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Jose made it through that hurricane, surely Burt can live through a plague barge.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

The first anime pillow to get corona virus on a cruise ship.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Shaocaholica posted:

Wait all the phones are geo logged?

Even in the glorious "free" west you better believe your every move is geologged by your phone and available to the authorities.

In China? Lol.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

quote:

10:34 am: WHO officials say 15% of all patients get pneumonia

The World Health Organization’s Dr. Sylvia Briand told reporters the disease produces mild cold symptoms in about 80% of the cases they’ve seen so far. About 15% of the people who have contracted the virus have ended up with pneumonia, with 3% to 5% of all patients needing intensive care.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/10/coronavirus-latest-updates.html

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Charliegrs posted:

Even in the glorious "free" west you better believe your every move is geologged by your phone and available to the authorities.

In China? Lol.

What happens if you try to disable GPS on a chinese phone? It calls a black van to your current location?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sinteres posted:

I don't think this is really a bad call. If the virus has spread enough that a cruise in the Caribbean (IIRC?) is risky, that means it's likely to have spread so far that you'd have to avoid a lot more than just a cruise to minimize risk.

Yeah and Mexico. Out of Miami. I reviewed my insurance and basically if I canx voluntarily I eat the whole thing. And Royal hasn’t cancelled a single cruise down there. And they have that Chinese passport restrictions and more countries are being added. If I changed it now, it likely cost me $20k in total for an alternative vaca. So like 2 days in ICU. Lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i wonder what would happen if norovirus broke out on one of the quarantine ships

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

sincx posted:

ICU is like $10k/night

20% copay would put that around $2000/night out of pocket.

Strigil posted:

Ugh, this sounds about right. I have a high deductible... something like $6000, but after that my insurance is supposed to cover 100%

At least until a random doctor pops in to say "hi" that is out of network... and then they cover like 60%.

Jesus Christ


Trainee PornStar posted:

In the UK at the moment, it's roughly gently caress all :)

God knows how much after we get reamed by the yanks... er... our american buddies.

Same. Everyone bitches about the long wait times but I’ll loving take that over paying out 10s of thousands of pounds.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Unless the government declares a federal disaster and steps in to help patients with health costs, there will absolutely be sick Americans who try to hide their symptoms and spread it further if we get a non-trivial number of cases here, even leaving aside the anti-doctor lunatics.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
even aside from hiding symptoms, 80% of cases are just a mild cold. nobody's going to call in sick with the coronavirus just because they have mild cold symptoms unless they own the company

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

Yeah and Mexico. Out of Miami. I reviewed my insurance and basically if I canx voluntarily I eat the whole thing. And Royal hasn’t cancelled a single cruise down there. And they have that Chinese passport restrictions and more countries are being added. If I changed it now, it likely cost me $20k in total for an alternative vaca. So like 2 days in ICU. Lol

How long until your cruise? I reckon you’ll be fine to be honest because if the situation carries on the way it is with quarantines it’ll make more financial sense for the cruise companies to cancel the holidays themselves. No way keeping people quarantined on their vessels isn’t costing them a lot of money so if it starts becoming the norm they’re just not going to risk it. And that’s wearing my pessimist hat where I assume the cruise company only gives a poo poo about money rather than the well-being of the passenger

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Mozi posted:

i wonder what would happen if norovirus broke out on one of the quarantine ships

The viruses will fight it out to decide if you cough or poop yourself to death, Alien vs. Predator style.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Isn't that 3-5% ICU rate way lower than the rate from reported cases in China? I thought it was over 10%.

The Clitoris
Jan 29, 2020

Finding it makes all of your dreams come true

Chrs posted:

Jesus Christ


Same. Everyone bitches about the long wait times but I’ll loving take that over paying out 10s of thousands of pounds.

How long are your wait times? If I try to schedule with my GP I'm probably 4 - 6 weeks out for an appointment. This will net me a referral to a specialist, then depending on what needs to be done I'm waiting another 2 - 6 months for a procedure, sometimes longer. Does that sound faster then what you have?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

FlamingLiberal posted:

Isn't that 3-5% ICU rate way lower than the rate from reported cases in China? I thought it was over 10%.

china only counts more severe cases in general, which skews that ratio

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
I thought about this poo poo some more and while I'm still sick I suddenly understand that I don't give a gently caress about anyone else. I really genuinely hope about 90% of the people on the planet die from this. I'll pour out a beer for all y'alls.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




sincx posted:

ICU is like $10k/night

20% copay would put that around $2000/night out of pocket.

Jesus loving christ almighty, how is Bernie not your president already?
Better yet, where are the guillotines?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Nurge posted:

I thought about this poo poo some more and while I'm still sick I suddenly understand that I don't give a gently caress about anyone else. I really genuinely hope about 90% of the people on the planet die from this. I'll pour out a beer for all y'alls.

I’m gunna haunt you so bad and I’m just warning you now I’m really good at depressed moaning

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Nurge posted:

I thought about this poo poo some more and while I'm still sick I suddenly understand that I don't give a gently caress about anyone else. I really genuinely hope about 90% of the people on the planet die from this. I'll pour out a beer for all y'alls.

Your username should be Nurgle.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Burt Sexual posted:

Mrs sexual and I had a discussion and we’re going to go. I’ll leave my credentials by the door on my way out.

:rip:

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I’m gunna haunt you so bad and I’m just warning you now I’m really good at depressed moaning

Just promise me you'll wear that sexy white linen and we're good.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Burt Sexual posted:

Mrs sexual and I had a discussion and we’re going to go. I’ll leave my credentials by the door on my way out.

I'm doing that thread if you die, just sayin.'

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Shaocaholica posted:

What happens if you try to disable GPS on a chinese phone? It calls a black van to your current location?

GPS is not needed for reasonably accurate tracking, all you need is to be within range of several cell towers for triangulation. And if you have a working phone you are near cell towers.

(Also just because your user options say something is off doesn't mean it is off)

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Nurge posted:

Just promise me you'll wear that sexy white linen and we're good.

You know it bb

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spinz posted:

I'm doing that thread if you die, just sayin.'

Oh poo poo

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
That's a lot of serious and critical cases.

Once you get to that point, how many of those are going to die?

A full third?

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1226993437481848835

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Spinz posted:

I'm doing that thread if you die, just sayin.'

Feel free to do it now so I can laugh at my demise

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

FORUMS USER 1135 posted:

From Sea to Shining nCoV

Now, Corona Voyager

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So do you risk the buffet on the cruise? If so, how many times?

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Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

So do you risk the buffet on the cruise? If so, how many times?

I wonder if they'll have a separate food and toilet line for the chinese passengers.

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